This weekend our beloved Megan Fox revealed some sad news: She is “obsessed” with High School Musical star, Zac Efron. Not stopping there, she went on to spout a bit of worrisome nonsense that she and Efron are actually “the same person.”

“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person,” said the Transformers hottie. “We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.”

Megan, Megan, Megan - you have got to get your sh*t together. I mean, don’t get us wrong, we think you’re the raddest, hottest chick on the planet. But when you start spewing crazy nonsense like this, it makes it very hard. Saying you think Olivia Wilde is hot is one thing. But thinking you’re actually a man punkass little kid in disguise is just too much for adoring fans to handle.