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Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

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Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

Check out Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks after the break!

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Paris Hilton

People like to argue that Paris Hilton is actually a business wizard. But really, she’s just has rich girl street smarts. (i.e. she knows which bag is going to be “hot” - and then makes it “hot” by saying it’s f**king “hot.”) But if you don’t know how to use a shovel or fry an egg, then there’s something wrong with your brain. A f**king three-year-old knows how to use a shovel. Anyway, thanks for letting us see you naked

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Sarah Palin

We’re not saying Sarah Palin has a low IQ. I mean, she’s the governor of Alaska, for f**k’s sake! But she sure does say (and do) some of the dumbest sh*t I’ve ever seen. Obviously, the infamous interview with Katie Couric was a political abomination, her debate performance could have been better executed by a tree stump, and she didn’t know that Africa was a continent.

To top it all off, she just brought charges of yet another ethics violation against herself by “improperly mixing official duties and political broader political ambitions,” when she gave a national interview to Fox News. And while she was doing all this, she and her family were looting McCain’s campaign bank for over $150,000. What, did she think nobody would notice? Our guess is, yes.

UPDATE: If you are still unconvinced, check out Gov. Palin’s choice in interview location.

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Jessica Simpson

It doesn’t take much to convince someone a blond is stupid. In fact, if you’re blond, it takes a lot more to convince people you not. And it especially takes a lot if you have a TV crew following you around, recording your every move. But the thing is, if you’re even a little bit stupid and you let people record your every move, THAT’S F’ING STUPID! I don’t care what it does for your career, after having gems like Jessica’s Chicken of the Sea line, I’m sorry, but people are going to think you’re an idiot. Sure can fill out a bikini top, though.

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Ashley Dupre

Um, she’s a whore - not that there’s anything wrong with that. But as noble a profession as whoring is, nobody can argue it requires an above average IQ to suck d**k for a living. And if going down on strangers is what you’re doing with your life, something tells me it’s not because becoming a bio-chemist wasn’t challenging enough. To cut her some slack, it’s not like she’s claimed to be smart. But when you go on television and don’t even know that one of your clients is the governor of New York, that takes a special kind of stupid.

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Kendra Wilkinson

This girl next door might have made a bundle off of being blond and having giant fake tits. But, well, that still means she’s just a blond with big fake tits. Even Hugh Hefner called Kendra “dazed and limited,” which I guess is a nice way of saying she’s dumb as a ball of pubes. But if you’re so stupid that euphemisms don’t even work around you, it’s time to stop being on television.

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Brooke Hogan

Let’s face it, Brooke Hogan is lucky as hell she came out hot because she’s sure as hell not going to get anywhere with ideas. I mean, she can’t even make the right decision when it comes to wearing ass-less jean chaps. (Hint: You don’t wear them unless you’re auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2.) But you can’t blame just her - the entire Hogan family has about as much brains between them as a Chia Pet. And If her father weren’t the most famous pro-wrestler on the planet, she’d probably be knocked-up by a 37-year-old wino and working at a bowling alley.

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Heidi Montag

This blond Beverly Hills bombshell might be one of the hottest girls to come out of reality TV, ever. But she’s dumber than George Bush’s ass cheek. First of all, she was a fashion design student, which doesn’t exactly scream “intellectual powerhouse.” But then she couldn’t even do that! So she dropped out, saying school wasn’t “challenging enough,” which is just code for “I wanted to party and lay by the pool more.”

Things started to look up after Bolthouse Productions promoted her to ‘events planner.’ Then she got the boot from that. But the really dumb part is that everything that’s wrong in this girl’s life is because of her extra-retarded boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. Maybe if she were a single mom on welfare you might understand why she keeps going back to him. But not when you have more money than all of Detroit.

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Britney Spears

This chick is hilariously stupid. Everything she touches turns retarded. She shaves her head, video tapes herself doing drugs, marries F’ing Kevin Federline! I mean, c’mon. She doesn’t even know how to take care of her children properly, and that’s supposed to be at least half instinct. It’s like she’s huffing spray paint or something. You’d think after touring around the world she would have learned a little more than…well, we’re not sure she actually learned anything. At the rate Britney’s going, let’s just say she’s not gonna receive any honorary PhDs anytime soon.

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Lauren Caitlin Upton

There is nothing I could say to convince you of why Lauren Caitlin Upton should be on this list more than she already said during her Miss Teen USA competition answer. It’s….amazing. Now, you might say, “Hey, she just had a brain fart.” But that answer wasn’t just a brain fart, that was her brain taking a dump on the stage. You just want to scream at her, “STOP TALKING!” And when she doesn’t, all you can do is punch your face to make the idiocy go away.

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Kelly Pickler

This “Small Town Girl” might be the dumbest celebrity we’ve ever seen on TV. The country singer and former American Idol contestant might be ballsy, going from a roller-skating waitress at Sonic to an Idol star in no time. But wherever her balls start, her brain ends. To see how bad it really is, just watch this video of her on “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” (It’s even worse than Lauren Caitlin Upton trainwreck.) Before this hilariously bad performance, her fans might have been able to convince you she’s actually a secret genius. But now, it’s hard to image how she gets through the day without wearing a helmet.

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43 Comments on "Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks"

  1. Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football » The Afternoon Dump: Little Girls Love American Idol, 35 Game Streak Snapped, No Email for 30 Days, Girls Do Like Shhowers, Cheerleaders Get Real Serious says:
    Thu, 20th Nov 20083:30 pm 

    [...] Top 10 hot chicks, well top 10 stupidest hot chicks [Co-Ed Magazine] [...]

  2. Joe six plumber says:
    Thu, 20th Nov 20084:30 pm 

    Terrible list… the few that belong on the list are out of order.

  3. Thick and Long says:
    Thu, 20th Nov 200811:41 pm 

    Have to agree with Kelly Pickler after watching her on 5th Grader. She is a special kind of retard.

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    Fri, 21st Nov 20081:33 am 

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  5. Attentive says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20087:10 am 

    Well, exactly after looking at the 5th grader clip I have to question, if that was not just pretty good acting?! Because stupid people are not usually that proud of being stupid and not that much fun eighter. Anyway, who would want to look at “just another blonde” if she was not extremely smart, extremely stupid or very naked. Smart is definitely hard to do, naked maybe seems too easy, let’s go with dumb and funny, I can do that!
    Now thinking about Sarah for president, I’m not sure she knowingly went for “extremely stupid” imago just for popularity.. and I really don’t know “small-town” america that well..

  6. Bober says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20087:16 am 

    It’s missing a few - Jessica Biel

  7. James - University of Texas says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20087:31 am 

    I could watch the Miss S. Carolina video 1000 times! It’s like the best thing ever and such as because of US Americans and THE Iraq. Classic.

  8. Mike says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:01 am 

    Barge-pole, touch, wouldn’t ever.

  9. itsalljustaride says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:26 am 

    I agree with your premise, good sir, but your grammar and prolific use of expletives renders your argument fallacious.

    Also, I agree with Mike’s Barge-Pole Theory of Proximity to Stupid Hot Chicks, though I would argue that Paris Hilton is not technically “hot”, and her wrinkly stub of a breast and famine-victim facial features would seem to support that claim.

  10. Bacon says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:28 am 

    Why is being stupid a good thing now?

  11. Chuck says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:41 am 

    Just because Tina Fey portrays Sarah Palin as dumb, doesn’t mean she is. You don’t get to be a Governor or head of the Alaska energy board by being an idiot.

  12. The Beaver Pond » Friday Morning Celebrity Links says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:42 am 

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  13. Streyeder says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:43 am 

    Ummm…. Where is Tila Tequila? lol

  14. Zeke Eberhart says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20088:49 am 

    Palin, yeah right.
    Aren’t you libs ever happy?

  15. BooBooBoopBop says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20089:06 am 

    @Chuck

    You obviously have never watched any of the Sarah Palin interviews…

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    Fri, 21st Nov 20089:17 am 

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  17. Greg d. says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20089:20 am 

    It’s great, cause I go to school with Lauren Upton… she’s really not THAT dumb, but enough to be on the list.

  18. jdc says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20089:37 am 

    Sarah Palin is in the mix but Michelle Obama is no where to be seen. How is this possible? shes the dumbest broad ever to become first lady-elect.

  19. Friday Morning Time Wasters | Quite to the Contrary says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20089:49 am 

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  20. Mila says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20089:59 am 

    Complete misrepresentation of Sarah Palin. If she does not want to answer on some questions that does not mean she is stupid. She did not loothe McCain campain, the RNC lended her clothes. She did not say anything about Russia - it was Tina Fay. And I suspect she did not break any laws either - it is just a wish of idiots like you (like lies about banning books and made up ethics violotions which turned to be nothing). Why lie about Palin, when there are documented idiotisms of your favorite politicians. How about Obama and infamous 57 states or Biden with 3 letter word JOBS.

  21. Ben says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 200810:12 am 

    Stop worshiping these talentless Hollywood attention whores and find a real girlfriend in your life, losers.

  22. Mark says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 200811:14 am 

    Sarah Palin is a nasty and old and doesn’t belong in the same sentence with the word hot; are you high? And why are we still talking about her anyway?

  23. Tone says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 200811:43 am 

    Hmm mainly blondes… coincidence?

    and Sarah Palin isn’t hot?

  24. Taz says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 200812:12 pm 

    This is a tough call for first place as some of these girls are so retarded, I don’t find them hot anymore.

  25. Alice says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 200812:48 pm 

    I’m ashamed for my own kind that almost ALL of them are blondes. /cry

  26. Dale says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20081:54 pm 

    Ashley Dupree isn’t even presentable in that picture.

    She would be rejected by Gent magazine, for God’s sake.

    Get with the hotness:
    FilthyRichmond.com

  27. SS says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20082:52 pm 

    wait, are these girls ranked by looks or stupidity?

    because Brooke Hogan is gross. and if you think she’s physically hotter than Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton, you should probably just pack it up & go home.

  28. Bob says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20086:33 pm 

    This list is practically upside down. I’m sorry but Paris Hilton still is #1 dumbest no matter who you put on the list

  29. Pivero says:
    Sat, 22nd Nov 20087:19 am 

    I guess the above was written so the hotties listed would be able to understand what is being talked about.
    Man! You don’t seem a lot more intelligent than them….

  30. زیتون says:
    Sat, 22nd Nov 200810:46 am 

    :) ))))

  31. lamar davidson says:
    Sun, 23rd Nov 20085:53 pm 

    ≠ Exploding penis

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    Mon, 24th Nov 20085:27 am 

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    Mon, 24th Nov 20083:07 pm 

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  37. Ray Hanawalt says:
    Mon, 24th Nov 20085:24 pm 

    It was the questions than Katie Couric posed that were stupid.
    What, you didn’t know that turkeys had to be killed before they were put on your dinner table. Grow up!

  38. Ray says:
    Mon, 24th Nov 20085:29 pm 

    It was Katie Couric’s questions that where stupid on that interview with Sarah Palin.
    What, you didn’t know that turkeys had to be killed before they were put on your dinner table? Grow up.

  39. Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks - Attuworld.com says:
    Wed, 26th Nov 20083:34 am 

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  40. Patty O'Heater says:
    Wed, 26th Nov 20087:23 am 

    Paris Hilton? Dumb - Oh yes, so dumb it hurts. Hot - Definitely not! What planet are you living on?

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  42. Mark says:
    Thu, 27th Nov 20081:39 am 

    The real dumb ones here are the people that spend time and money following the coming and goings of these “dumb blonds”.

  43. Bo Hunt says:
    Mon, 22nd Dec 200810:27 am 

    Get a job, asshole.

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