First off today we have Robot Chicken’s new Star Wars Episode II. Christina Aguilera’s Keeps Gettin’ Better Target commercial reconfirms our suspicion that Christina Aguilera is smokin’ hot! Dumbass vs Wine Bottle is almost as painful to watch as it is to..well, get smashed in the head with a freakin’ wine bottle. And hey, if hot busty chicks say the Internet works by using “magic,” it must be true. This is the creepiest mask you’ll see all day. ‘Bike Hero’ shows you what happens when someone has way too much time on their hands. And the Cold War Kids rock out in their new ‘Something Is Not Right With Me’ music video.