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Money can buy everything - except class.
As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out of the trailer park. No amount of PR primping and upper-class etiquette will change the following celebrities love for all that’s ignorant, greasy and grimy, y’all!
Check out the Top 10 after the jump!
10. Danny Bonaduce
Bonaduce may be a bit of a hero for giving Johnny Fairplay a powerslam at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards. But being a former Partridge Family member whose only relevance in the past few decades has been due to heavy boozing, drug problems and starring in reality shows speaks for itself. Bonus: he has an actual red neck.
9. Pete Doherty
Representing all junkies across the pond is Pete Doherty, part-time musician, full-time crack addict. The most ironic part of Doherty’s “woe is me” troubled artist persona is that he was an exceptional student in school. But as every rich hipster around the globe knows, it’s just cooler to fake being troubled, slumming it until you become trash yourself.
8. Don Imus
Whoa, what about Howard Stern? Surely he’s trashier than Imus, right? Wrong. Although Stern is an outspoken horndog he’s also an intelligent blue-collar man; Imus hides his ignorance under the guise of a “respected” talk radio blowhard. From calling the Rutgers girls “nappy headed ho’s” to repeatedly making obscene comments atop the summit of Rich White America, Imus is trash to the bone.
7. Roseanne Barr
While Roseanne has cleaned up in a major way since her TV salad days she’s still the Queen of Trashy Moms. Let’s be honest here: Rosie O’ Donnell wouldn’t exist without Roseanne.
6. The Cast of Jackass
Torchbearers of Trash TV, the cast of Jackass have inspired an entire legion of paint-huffing kids to tape themselves smashing their heads into cement. Mission accomplished.
5. Larry the Cable Guy
“Git-R-Done!” I rest my case.
4. Kid Rock
No shame here. Kid Rock oozes trash - his most recent scuffle with the law at a Waffle House makes my job compiling this list 1,000 times easier.
We all knew that Britney Spears was “country, y’all” - but nobody expected her to fly right off the handle the way she has. Spears’ fast-food fetish alone marks her a slob; losing custody of her kids to another piece of trailer trash is just the icing on this Tastykake.
The money-mongering, pill-popping Princess of Trash. Billions upon billions of dollars couldn’t buy her class. While condolences go out to her extended family, Anna Nicole Smith was a gold-digger who flew her trash flag proudly - right until her death.
Obviously. Look at the picture.
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trash, well don’t talk about trash till you look at the lack of education… the lack of food, the moving on up and wheres the farm… respect those who spend there time at work and don’t dis someones hero… how is someone from the south going to relate to paris hilton or nicole richie, and trashy 80’s kids like cory hamm or other crap… quit trying to kill the culture that feeds your face… with out “trailer trash” who would assemble your car, who would get the crude, who would pump your gas who works at the pizza joint on saturady night and drives a pizza to you… for a damn dollar tip… where would the stinking garbage in the kitchen go if “trailer trash refused to put in garbage truck
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