Dial Scan from NYC FM Radio on the Night John Lennon Was Killed [VIDEO]

It’s hard to believe it’s been 29 years since that infamous day Mark David Chapman cowardly gunned down John Lennon in front of the Dakota in NYC. It was a time when the dial on your radio was an analog wheel and to get from station to station you spun the wheel. Sounds pretty archaic I know. This audio clip is an analog dial scan from New York radio recorded shortly after Lennon was killed.

MTV’s Jersey Shore: Snooki Gets Knocked The F**k Out! [VIDEO]

This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV’s latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the civilization as we know it. Regardless, the absurdly obnoxious cast of Guidos and Guidettes are the trashiest, unclassiest housemates to ever hit the airwaves.

Tiger Woods Gets Blake-Slapped on SNL [VIDEO]

As much as we love Blake Lively, SNL was once again painstakingly unwatchable. There was however one sparkling diamond amongst a field of tarnished turds… The Tiger Woods Accident parody. In this clip Elin Nordegrin, played by Blake Lively sends Tiger back to the hospital multiple times after he comes clean about his multiple marital indiscretions. If only someone would whack Kenan Thompson over the head with a 9 iron…

Tiger Woods’ Slow Jam Voicemail Remix [Video]

Hooray Internet, you have outdone yourself. The folks from Half Day Today (of Glenn Beck Radio Freak Out Remix fame) have put together this sweet slow jam remix of the infamous Tiger Woods-Jaimee Grubbs voicemail message. Tiger Woods really does know how to treat a lady right.

Happy 61st Birthday Ozzy Osbourne [Video]

In the 70′s Ozzy Osbourne and his band Black Sabbath paved the way for many rock acts today. Many people now know him as the bumbling, possibly senile dad on one of MTV’s original celebreality shows The Osbournes but truth be told Ozzy was an extreme badass back in the day. He bit the head off of a live dove on stage for sh-t sake! The video below is for the real Ozzy fans, it shows Black Sabbath in their early-twenties rocking a stage in Paris with their tune War Pigs.

Marilyn Monroe Smoking Pot [VIDEO]

Talk about one lucky spliff. This home movie footage of Marilyn Monroe and friends passing the dutchie was uncovered in an attic in New Jersey some 50 years after it was shot. Is there anything this girl did that wasn’t sexy? Certainly not.

Wrecking Ball Vs. Minivan [Video]

Ever wonder what would happen if a demolition crew lost control of a 2400 lbs. wrecking ball? Ever wonder what would happen if that 2400 lbs. wrecking ball hit the side of a minivan passing by? If you answered yes to both of these questions, you are in for one helluva treat. I don’t think this guy knew what hit him.

Slo-mo Baby Laughing is Horrifyingly Awesome

When it comes to laughing, few things are as contagious as a cute baby giggling. But have you ever wondered what would happen if you played back toddler titter in slow motion? It’s either the most hilarious or scariest thing I have ever seen. Better watch it again.

A Thanksgiving Wish From William S. Burroughs [VIDEO]

Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s that time year we express gratitude for the things in life we so frequently take for granted… life, health, family, friends and food to name a few. But on this Thanksgiving Day 2009, we are adding to the list William S. Burroughs’ twistedly cynical Thanksgiving video directed by Gus Van Sant in 1986. It goes down smoother than a giblet gravy milkshake.

G4 Shreds Twilight…Again!

In this latest Twilight spoof produced by G4 things get awkward when a pregnant Bella starts popping out a litter of wolves and Edward realizes he is not the father. Instead of fighting it out, Peter Facinelli (from the actual Twilight movies) makes a cameo appearance and convinces the group to form team Jedward. Once again G4 has successfully shredded Twilight.

The Price is Right’s Rich Fields Gone Wild [VIDEO]

Besides the local news weatherman, the TV game show announcer is hands down the most annoying of all television personalities. Luckily for us, we have the ability to change the channel or hit the mute button on the remote. But as you will see in this clip, Rich Fields’ family is not so fortunate.

Muppets Sing Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody

In one of the most well done video’s we’ve seen in a while the creators of the Muppets pay tribute to Freddy Mercury (RIP) and Queen by covering their famous 1975 tune Bohemian Rhapsody. When you’re done watching the Muppets make sure you click to view another epic Bohemian Rhapsody moment brought to us by Wayne and Garth.

Parkour To The Exxxxtreme!

• Parkour To The Exxxxtreme!

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• Gymnastics Face-Plant

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• Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

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• Jimmy Clausen Punched In Face

WOW Freakout Kid: The Interview [VIDEO]

Stephen the WOW freakout kid is back and thankfully for us, his success hasn’t gone to his head. Despite his internet fame, Stephen continues to be the same spoiled-rotten b*tch-ass punkas he was that infamous day his mother canceled his World of Warcraft account. Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold.

Real Salt Lake Wins MLS Cup in Sudden Death Shootout [Video]

David Beckham failed to earn his $250 million salary once again as the LA Galaxy fell to Real Salt Lake in the MLS Cup Final. After 90 minutes of regular play and two 15 minute overtime periods, the score was tied at 1-1. Both teams went to the line in a dramatic penalty kickshootout ultimately leaving Real Salt Lake victorious. (Video is posted with spanish commentary for added viewing pleasure)