Guy Caught Fapping In His SUV (SFW) [Video]
Out of all the places on Earth that this dude could have decided to get his rocks off, he had to choose to park his SUV – with the sunroof open – in front of an office building with a bunch of people who could look down and capture his voyeuristic escapades on tape. Sorry dude – covering up with a towel doesn’t mean you’re invisible, just sayin’.
Helicopter Breaks In Two [Video]
Despite being one of the most badass ways to travel ever, helicopters are also one of the most dangerous vehicles to be in when something goes wrong. Especially when that something is the g*ddamn tail snapping off. I’m not quite sure how it happens here, but it does. And it’s awesomely bad.
Paintball Headshot Goes, Um, Wrong? [Video]
I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…
How They Say ’12 Months’ In Estonian [Video]
I’m not one to balk at other cultures because of their differences. But this time, it’s not the differences – it’s what’s the same. Specifically, what it sounds like to say ’12 months’ in Estonian. Believe me, you’ll be happy you’re being told by two hot chicks with low-cut shirts. (As if you’re ever not happy about that…)
Worst Street Fight Ever [Video]
At first glance, this might seems like some type of ironic joke. But you’d be wrong about the ironic part. This is actually footage from outside a 1991 rodeo in Calgary, Canada called the Calgary Stampede. Needless to say, these dudes could have benefited to at least take some yoga kickboxing or something, because this is pathetic…
Retarded Horse Running [Video]
Maybe you’ve seen this one before and maybe you haven’t. Regardless, few things in life are as hilariously-awesome as the music from the Retarded Running Horse. Happy Kentucky Derby Day.
The 7 Most Horrific Horse Racing Wrecks [Video]
No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 100-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs this Saturday at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.
And The Lord Said, Let There Be 2 Girls 1 Cup
Claims that the bible can predict the future are nothing new. But no matter how staunch a believer you my be, I can promise you never thought God had a hand in, in any way, shape or form in 2 Girls 1 Cup. Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ve never heard of a little number called Ezekiel 23: 32-35. Let’s take a gander, shall we?
Holy Crap, I Did Not See That Coming [Video]
You know, the Japanese have done a lot of crazy sh!t in their time. So I don’t know how any video on the Internet that involves Japanese people could catch me off-guard. But then I click another link and am again amazed at how amazingly random and vulgar they can be. It’s amazing…
Ghostbusters Run Through Class [Video]
After nearly four years of busting your ass, trying to get good grades and keeping your shenanigans mostly out of view, there’s really nothing you can do to stop yourself from going completely apesh!t by the time your last semester comes around. You know, senioritis. But when that happens…
What Happens When a 747 Flies Low Over NYC [Video]
For some dumbass reason, yesterday somebody thought it would be a great idea to fly a 747 really, really low over New York City (while it was being followed by a fighter jet), without letting everybody know in advance that it was actually a photo-op for the President’s Air Force One. Needless to say, everyone freaked the hell out.
Tony Danza Hates Local News [Video]
We here at COED are big fans of Tony Danza. So when he goes on the local news for an interview about his new flick, and then realizes that he’s on the local news, he starts being kind of a d!ck about it. But you know what? That’s OK – because he’s the g*ddamn boss.
Firebreather Melts Face [Video]
I can totally understand why someone would want to know how to breath fire. It’s a freakin’ awesome trick. But the thing about breathing fire that people forget to fully realize is that not knowing what the hell you’re doing can result in burning your f**king face off. Like this dude…
Insanely Good Beat Box Kid [Video]
These days, it seems like everyone’s a beat boxer. They’re not, of course, but it certainly feels that way. But when someone as dope as this dude comes along, you’ve got to stop and take a listen. Like all of the best, it’s hard to imagine how the f**k he’s actually making some of these noises. I guess if I knew, this video would be of me…
The Top 8 Midgets and Mascots Videos
In anticipation for the world premiere of Midgets vs Mascots at Tribeca Film Festival we’ve compiled The Internet’s Top 8 Midgets and Mascots Videos because nothing says fun like mascots failing on the field and midgets duking it out on Jerry Springer.
This is Our Birthday Cake
Arianny Celeste Throws in the Towel
Puppy Conan Should Happen Ever
Stars Who Got Revenge on Their Ex
Sexiest Things in America
How to Beat Popular Game Show
Why Candice Swanpoel is Our Favorite Angel
