Hot Asian Chick Paints Yao Ming Using a Basketball [VIDEO]
This video of an Amasian (amazing Asian) sensation comes to us via Gizmodo. The girl’s YouTube Name is OhISeeRED and according to her profile, she’s an artist who loves to paint, but without a paintbrush. Red is her nickname (she needs to battle Morgan Freeman’s character from Shawshank Redemption), she was born and raised in Borneo and… Click to read more
Is “Wastelander Panda” Real Life? [VIDEO, POLL]
I can’t tell if Epic Films is serious about this TV show or not. I felt the same way when I watched the trailer for FDR American Badass. Like, this prologue is some fairly high quality sh*t but it can’t possibly be real. I want it to be real, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not sure there are enough of me to warrant a series on TV. As much as we thin… Click to read more
Hilarious Brand New Irish Jersey Shore Commentary [VIDEO]
Judging by how much everyone loves whiskey, Guiness, and St. Paddy’s Day, I think that it’s fair to say that lots of people secretly wish that they were Irish. Hopefully, though, no one wants to be the Irish people seen on Tallafornia aka the Irish version of The Jersey Shore. They’re f*cking atrocious, even with their funny little accent… Click to read more
Just Chinese Soldiers Playing Hot Potato With A Live Grenade [VIDEO]
We’re still questioning the validity and authenticity of this video. We know military training is intense, you have a drill sergeant up your @ss, the guy who looks like Private Pyle has a twitch in his eyelid, and you want to puke at all times. But playing hot potato with a live f*cking grenade? That’s bananas. Yet it’s a standard training e… Click to read more
15 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [JANUARY 23-29]
Yeah, so I’m kinda pissed I didn’t list Red Bull’s Crashed Ice or the East West Shrine Game as two of the reasons last week wouldn’t suck. Archer was hilarious as usual, but Unsupervised kinda left me hanging. I liked the one kid’s Philly accent but it felt like a poor man’s Beavis and Butt-head. The Championship Games l… Click to read more
Cundiff’s Not Clutch, Your Hot Grandma’s Anthem, The REAL LT Doesn’t Miss [Championship Weekend]
In this Conference Championship edition of NFL Upon Further Review: Steven Tyler’s national anthem was interesting, Billy Cundiff’s “Wide Left” moment, a classic Ravens fan freak out, Vernon Davis jumps on a camera platform, Kyle Williams enters joins Cundiff in the NFL Player Death Pool, Tynes kicks the Giants to another Super Bowl, and my prediction fo… Click to read more
Hot College Chicks KY Jelly Wrestling [VIDEO]
What better way to kick off the week, amIright? There are few things in life that are as awesome as two hot college girls wrestling in a baby pool of KY Jelly. It combines just the right amount of sexy and funny. The girls look really intense (possibly hammered?), which just adds to the absurdity. I honestly thought this kind of thing only happened in the movies. B… Click to read more
I Want The Trinity College Quirks To Take Me Home Tonight [VIDEO]
So, I wasn’t really into a cappella groups in school. Like, they just were way too into themselves, had dooshy male members (who usually had inside track on hooking up with the female members), and had stupid insider nicknames. But as I’m puttin’ around ze YouTubes I stumble upon this video of the all-female a cappella group from Trinity C… Click to read more
Cheerleaders of the 2012 NFL Conference Championships [PHOTOS]
We were perfect with our predictions in the Wild Card Round, so we decided to play it cool and not publish our picks in the Divisional Round (we didn’t want to rub it in). But, in all honesty, I personally went undefeated with my Divisional picks, which I’m pretty psyched about only because I’m on pace to win some sweet playoff pool loot. I… Click to read more
Miss COED: Whendy Fast [21 PHOTOS + VIDEO]
Whendy Fast is a 26 year old model from Los Angeles, CA and comes to us via Pink Couch Media. This ravishing redhead resides in LA where she loves to model with ferocious energy and a killer ‘do. Sprinkled with tattoos and a look all her own, Whendy would be a great spokeswoman for the fast food chain… Tasty, dangerous, and fresh every time. She claim… Click to read more
Give In To The Bark Side This Weekend [VIDEO + CONTEST]
So apparently there’s going to be more of this commercial released this weekend. Unlike the poorly thought-out “Discount Double Check” and Rex Ryan Pepsi ad, this one isn’t going to lose it’s appeal if any one team loses. Star Wars is forever, right? I can see which one is Leia (bottom left), an Ewok (bottom right), Vader, Lu… Click to read more
Lana Del Rey on SNL, Blue Ivy’s No B*tch, Idol & The Boss [THIS WEEK IN MUSIC]
This Week In Music, we preview some songs by Big Sean, Atlas Genius, Fun, Lana Del Rey, and Common. We’ve also added two new features: one that takes a look at some of the most important music news you may have missed; the other that looks forward at some upcoming music hotness. As always, don’t forget to vote for your favorite Song of the Week in our poll at the bottom.
8 Year Old’s First Hardcore Heavy Metal Song [VIDEO]
I knew that Australian chicks were tough, but I had no idea that they start them so young. Yesterday, this video of some 8 year-old girl named Julia “singing” her first hardcore heavy metal song was released. It was directed by some director named Rob Sharpe and filmed during her school holidays. Does she sing about cutting herself and drinking h… Click to read more
WTF News Wednesday: Surfing Mermaid, Cancer Barbie, Horny Ostriches
In this week’s edition of WTF Wednesday, we take a look at a surfing mermaid, a beautiful and bald Barbie, drunks Mavs fans cold chillin’ on the bench, a teenager who will eventually out Justin Bieber, Fidel Castro laying down the foundation for SkyNet, and ostriches that want to bury their hand in YOUR sand. Click through to read the full details.
Charlie Brown Is A Creep, He’s A Weirdoooooo [VIDEO]
Fun fact: Friends, family, and everyone with normal vision calls me Charlie Brown. Keep in mind, I’ve never once said, “Good grief” nor have I ever owned a dog that even remotely resembles Snoopy and my sister is awesome and not obsessed with some piano playing p*ssy. However, I do have this woe-is-me attitude, which I guess Charlie̵… Click to read more
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