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Besides the local news weatherman, the TV game show announcer is hands down the most annoying of all television personalities.  Luckily for us, we have the ability to change the channel or hit the mute button on the remote.  But as you will see in this clip, Rich Fields’ family is not so fortunate.

In one of the most well done video’s we’ve seen in a while the creators of the Muppets pay tribute to Freddy Mercury (RIP) and Queen by covering their famous 1975 tune Bohemian Rhapsody. When you’re done watching the Muppets make sure you click to view another epic Bohemian Rhapsody moment brought to us by Wayne and Garth.

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Stephen the WOW freakout kid is back and thankfully for us, his success hasn’t gone to his head.  Despite his internet fame, Stephen continues to be the same spoiled-rotten b*tch-ass punk as he was that infamous day his mother canceled his World of Warcraft account. Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold.

David Beckham failed to earn his $250 million salary once again as the LA Galaxy fell to Real Salt Lake in the MLS Cup Final.  After 90 minutes of regular play and two 15 minute overtime periods, the score was tied at 1-1.  Both teams went to the line in a dramatic penalty kick shootout ultimately leaving Real Salt Lake victorious.  (Video is posted with spanish commentary for added viewing pleasure)

Today’s lesson kids comes from one of greatest teen-coming-of-age comedies of all time.  No, I’m not talking about ‘Bring it On’ or ‘Mean Girls’, but rather the 1979 classic ‘Meatballs‘ starring Bill Murray.   When life throws you a curve ball, you either give it a whack or watch it pass by. But hit or miss, sometimes you gotta say “It Just Doesn’t Matter”.

Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today’s release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga.  And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL’s Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades.  Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.

Erin Lucas is one of my favorite up-and-coming celebrity hotties for numerous reasons. Since leaving MTV’s reality show The City life for Erin has been pretty exciting. In August Erin did an ultra saultry photoshoot for Maxim Magazine and while Joanna Krupa was on the cover of the issue most would agree that Erin was the highlight.  As a follow-up to the side boob-tastic Maxim shoot Erin was named to our list of 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn. Now, Erin is at it again putting her acting skills to work for a new StyleCaster short film called “Bonnie + Bonnie.” The video is flatout incredible and hint-hint at 2:20 minute mark she has a hot lesbian kiss scene, is there any reason not to watch this video immediately?

Out of the myriad of things wrong with today’s society, we need to thank Matt and Trey for calling attention to one of the greatest underlying causes of racial tension in the United States. Urination etiquette is of course the underlying issue, but as we all learned last night – there are just too many minorities in our waterparks. (To be fair though, there are a growing number of fat white people wearing t-shirts in the pool as well.)

(Check Out The Full Episode Here)

Not My Water Park – Lyrics

What has happened to this place
I don’t recognize it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
What is life worth living for

The dream is dead
Our land is gone
There’s a hole in my heart
And I can’t go on

There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my water park (my water park)
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
and they’ve taken it all away

They just keep coming and coming (minorities)
I tried to go and tell the police
But even the authorities
Are minorities (are minorities)
At my water park

There’s no place for me to sit anymore
And the lines just keep getting crazier
There are Mexicans all around me
The lazy river has never been lazier

It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide
And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!)

There are too many minorities (too many)
At my water park (somebody do something)
Where did they all come from
Why can’t they leave this land alone

And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying)
We looked the other way too long
We’ve got to change our priorities
And get all these minorities
Out of my water park

(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians
Black people
I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)

God I’m asking please
Get all of these minorities
Out of my water park (my water park)

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Where Whitney Houston’s singing of the Star Spangled Banner at Super Bowl XXV in 1991 could be considered one of the finest renditions of the National Anthem, this girl singing at a high school football game could go down as one of the worst, right next to Roseanne Barr. If this school holds auditions for singing the National Anthem before a game it make me wonder, who did this chick beat?