Say what you will about karma and the teachings of Buddhism, but this video is pretty much as close as you can get to scientific proof that when you act like a complete douche to other people, you’re ass is going to eat sh*t, sooner or later. And in this guy’s case, it’s damn near instantaneous.

I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these “Idol” shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you’re choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F’ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube. But that doesn’t make it any less awesome.

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support. monkey

There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

According to the description of this video, this guy’s neighbor called the cops on him for shooting off fireworks behind his house. So to get back at him, he does what any normal person would do, and hides in his trash can, and scares the ever-living sh*t out of him. Luckily, the guy had the forethought to catch the whole thing on tape.

Today, the world watched as Michael Jackson was laid to rest. There were laughs and tears and a whole lot of singing. And just as we expected, the memorial climaxed with a rendition of “We Are the World”. So, in our own half-assed attempt to get in on the MJ funeral craziness, we present to you “We Are the World,” Japan style! Way better than the original…

I’m not exactly sure what it is about humans that makes us want to do stupid stunts just for the hell of it. But whatever it is, I’m sure as hell happy it exists. Take this girl  for instance – she wants to jump across this dry creek. She goes for it… and fails, big time. Then cries when she lands on her head. Hooray for humans!

This beautifully amazing clip is from Russia’s version of “America’s Got Talent” called, simply, “Talent.” And like all these shows, it starts out with hilariously untalented people with too much confidence making complete asses of themselves. But where the Russian version really excels is with insanely dangerous stunts, like the old “shoot the arrow off the head” number these silly bastards try – and FAIL.

This one is a bit of an oldie, but we don’t think it got nearly enough attention when it came out. This is an ingenious mashup of Anderson Cooper’s coverage of “cute bear” videos and, well, some bears. We’ll let you decide whether or not they’re cute. But something tells us you’ll just be laughing to hard to notice.

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

WARNING: Lots of NSFW Language

1. Nut-shot Fail

2. Burn Down the Farm

3. Straight to the Face

4. Pain Comes Quickly

5. WWE’s Jeff Hardy Gets It Bad

6. Homemade Fireworks Fail

7. Fireworks Factory Explosion

8. Roman Candle to the Face

9. Lucky? No Lucky? No Lucky!

10. Fireworks Out the Ass

11. Not Far Enough

12. Epic Fireworks Fail

13. Brutal M-80 Accident (Beware)

14. Fail to the Face