March 1st, 2009

Why To Not Drinking and Drive [Video]

Everyone knows drinking and driving is bad. Hell, even drinking and talking can be catastrophic. But sometimes you don’t realize quite how badly you can f**k up when you’ve had a few too many. In this guy’s case, he must’ve had about a bottle of Jack too many before he took this terrible turn into the elementary school parking lot.

February 28th, 2009

Top 5 Most Awesome Products From Cinco, Great Job! [Video]

If you’ve seen Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! then you know how much Cinco Products have changed our lives. These simple, yet ingenious inventions undoubtedly make us wonder how we ever managed without them. Thank you, Cinco. Thank you.

February 26th, 2009

The Butt Crack Chainsaw

No matter how hard comedians try to make us laugh, or how many funny movies Hollywood spits out, nothing can compete with the comedic genius of a good fart noise. But throw in some pneumatic tools and a fat dude’s butt crack, and you have a work of art.

February 24th, 2009

Slim Suit, It’s Sweeping the Country

If you need any proof that people are retarded in the past, all you need to do is take a look at the commercials. For instance, this commercial for the Slim Suit. The Slim Suit is basically a trash bag jumpsuit that squeeze your fat ass into to shed some pounds.

February 19th, 2009

How Not to Dive [Video]

If there’s one sport that takes serious skills, it’s diving. Not only do you have to know how to swim, you have to know how to do amazing flips off a springy board a dozen feet in the air. And sometimes, this happens…

February 17th, 2009

Eurovision Host Grabs Boob, Gets Slapped [Video]

This German Eurovision host thought it would be a good idea to talk about his co-hosts ‘points’ and then give them a grab. But I bet he didn’t think he would be getting the sh*t slapped out of him on live TV, in front of all of Europe. Awkwaaaarrrrrrrdd…

February 16th, 2009

Woman Loses Her Damn Mind [Video]

While in public, most people try to keep their cool, even if something really disappointing happens. But not this lady. After missing her flight at the Hong Kong airport, she completely loses her sh*t in the biggest temper tantrum I’ve ever seen. I mean, she’s really, really upset. And it’s hilarious.

February 14th, 2009

Drunk Guy Can’t Dress [Video]

It’s one thing to make a fool of yourself while drunk when you’re in the company of friends. It’s an entirely other thing to be an old dude at the beach trying to put your pants on as a shirt while standing in front of a bunch of laughing kids with a video camera. Because when that happens, you end up on here…

February 12th, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman: Is He F’ing Joking?

On top of looking like a long-term homeless person and mumbling like he forgot to take the sheet of acid out of his pocket, Joaquin Phoenix’s Letterman interview goes so badly it’s hard to watch. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe. Either this guy’s completely lost it, or he’s pulling the biggest stunt since Kaufman’s Tony Clifton.

February 11th, 2009

Super Broker Shuffle [Video]

I don’t know what it is about internal company marketing videos that make them scream “SUCK!” so loudly, but whatever it is, The Southern Food Brokerage “Super Broker Shuffle” definitely has it.

February 4th, 2009

Worst Music Video Ever? [Video]

I’ve seen a lot of terrible music videos in my day, and something tells me this one is purposefully horrible – but if so, mission success! Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

February 3rd, 2009

7-Year-Old F’ed-Up After Dentist Visit [Video]

This father brought a long his video camera, so he could show his 7-year-old son before and after the procedure, so he wouldn’t be so nervous. But it turns out that a drugged-up kid is freakin’ YouTube gold.

February 2nd, 2009

Holy Sh*t, the Cuppy Cake Boy’s on Tyra [Video]

As you might guess, we here at COED watch a lot of videos on the Internet. But few have stuck with us more than the Cuppy Cake Boy and his giant fat face. Well, apparently it stuck with Tyra Banks, too – because he’s on her freakin’ show, and they sing it together. Yes, it’s more annoying.

January 31st, 2009

Great News Blooper [Video]

I’m sure putting together a news show isn’t easy. And sometimes people make mistakes. But how on earth you confuse a murder suspect with something this furry, I will never know.

January 29th, 2009

How Late Night TV Ads Should Be [Video]

Late night TV ads can offer up some pretty great crap, actually. But the enthusiasm is usually completely over the top, and the example uses for the products often make about as much sense as Amy Winehouse. Which is why they should just adopt this style of salesmanship.