Just because a woman makes her dollars by dressing in a super sexy wife beater, short shorts and serving wings and beer to drunken, horny fools doesn’t mean that’s all she’s worth. Really. This video is proof. They can also gyrate on an upside down bar stool while pouring beer at the same time. God, feminism is awesome.

When it comes to failing, there is a wide varying degree of consequences. But when you decide to jump a giant fence on your BMX bike, you can be sure that the consequences of failing that will be much greater than you’re probably willing to accept. Like breaking your damn back, like this kid…

Generally speaking, the faster something is, the better: pitches, cars, death, girls. And I have to say I agree with that sentiment. Especially after watching this video of the “World’s Fastest Everything.” Of course, it doesn’t actually include everything, but that’s not to say it doesn’t try…

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There’s just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it’ll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

WARNING: Lots of NSFW Language

1. Nut-shot Fail

2. Burn Down the Farm

3. Straight to the Face

4. Pain Comes Quickly

5. WWE’s Jeff Hardy Gets It Bad

6. Homemade Fireworks Fail

7. Fireworks Factory Explosion

8. Roman Candle to the Face

9. Lucky? No Lucky? No Lucky!

10. Fireworks Out the Ass

11. Not Far Enough

12. Epic Fireworks Fail

13. Brutal M-80 Accident (Beware)

14. Fail to the Face

The holiday weekend is almost here, so I’m guessing most of you have already checked out, for the most part, from whatever job you work at and are steadily daydreaming about BBQ and fireworks. So let me add another dream – naked Bar Refaeli rolling around in a bed. You’re welcome.

Alright, this very well may be fake – but I don’t think it is. At least not yet. The video is from an unmanned sewer camera. And the thing in the video is… I have no f**king clue, but it scares the sh*t out of me. Some people claim it’s just plant roots that are very reactive to light, others say it’s just “a sack of sewer worms”. OK, but since when have either of those things existed? I’m not saying it couldn’t be one of those things – I’m saying there’s just as good a chance they’re alien breeding pods that will one day break open and devour us all.

UPDATE: Thanks to COED reader, Justin, we now know that this actually is a “sack of sewer worms,” which I so foolishly disregarded earlier. So, thanks, Justin for clearing that up. I am sure we will all sleep more soundly tonight because of it.

Catching a home run at a baseball game is pretty freakin’ awesome. But it’s something else entirely to catch Los Angeles Angels outfielder, Torii Hunter’s home run (in this case, at batting practice) while holding a video camera, capturing the whole thing on tape. But when you do, it’s your duty to put it on the Internet, and this guy follows through.

We’ve all seen basketball trick shot videos before, and while this one might not have quite as much flash as some of the shots we’ve seen, this dude has F’ing incredible skills. Now, the whole thing starts off a little slow – but give it a minute, he will quickly start blowing your mind.

Sometimes someone comes up with an idea that is so awesome, you can’t even believe it exists. Legotallica is one of those things. By our estimate, YouTube user, Jeanbk94 had to take a minimum of 7,200 pictures to make this 3.5 minute video. But this thing rocks so hard, there’s absolutely no question it was worth it.

As far as Japanese game shows go, this one is pretty tame – I mean, there’s nothing even remotely pedophiliac about it. But that doesn’t make it any less crazy. This modern day samurai has a baseball fired at him from a pitching machine. He misses the first, but the second is a clean cut in half. Which reminds us, never f**k with a guy with a samurai sword.