YouTube is, of course, good for finding videos of people making fools of themselves. But it’s also good for finding a ton of useful videos. This one goes in the “What would I do if…” category. Basically, this police badass teaches you everything you need to know if someone holds you at gun point. Maybe not the most practical information in the world, but it certainly makes you feel like more of a badass knowing that.

You know people are always talking about how video games make people more violent and all that drivel? Bullsh*t, right? Well, after watching this video of a level from the new, hottest video game on the market,Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you might be singing a different tune. But regardless of where you stand on the issue, something tells me this level, in which your character mows down an entire airport of civilians, is going to cause quite an uproar.

Seriously, this game is obviously amazing. But I must say, this is the first time a scene from a video game made me nervous…

Secret knocks have been around for probably as long as doors and locks. Until now, having a secret knock only really made sense if you were involved in a covert operation or some other equally shady sh*t.  But this guy has created what could be the coolest locking mechanism since Chinese fingercuffs. He’s created a device that automatically unlocks the door when the pre-programmed secret knock is knocked.

Wow, guys, it’s amazing! Michael Jackson’s alive!… in the body of a white guy. I know, I know, he’s not quite the dancer that Michael once was. But that’s to be expected. See, this is an actual white guy, with with guy dancing skills, whereas before Micheal Jackson’s death (and reincarnation), he just looked like a white dude, but danced with the feet of a black guy. Still, this Michael dances his ass off at the bus stop like it’s nobody’s business.

When I was in school, I always thought my teachers lived in their own little world, where dangers were mostly in their minds, and the rules were just something to help  maintain their stature. But, holy sh*t! After seeing how many guns you can fit in a pair of Jinco’s (or whatever the hell the kids are wearing these days), I wouldn’t have been such a punkass.

Despite its current invite-only status, the new hottest thing in social networking (and pretty much everything else) is Google Wave. This new technology combines email, IM, social networking, file sharing and chat rooms to provide internet users with a comprehensive communication device more thorough than anything else the world has ever seen. The uses are so vast, people lucky enough to have Wave invites have started creating some pretty incredible things. Like this Pulp Fiction scene recreation, which will have any avid internet user salivating for a coveted invite.

One good way to get a girl’s attention is to do something so awesome only a few other people on the plant could pull it off. Now, that might be a problem for some of you, since amazing feats of skill are, by default, rare. But apparently not for this guy, who decides to wuck himself off a sand cliff, doing back flips all the way down.

P.S. At the end of the video, the cameraman says to the girl, “I think he really likes you!” Just so you know…

This here is a short film by Where the Wild Things Are director, Spike Jonze called “We Were Once a Fairy Tale.” It stars Kanye West and, not-surprisingly, is entirely about Kanye West. What is surprising, however, is what the film is about. Basically, the plot is that Kanye West realizes he’s a super-douche, and in the end, kills his own ego. I’m not so sure making a movie about someone is a good way to make them humble. But if it works, it works. I’m very skeptical. The movie’s definitely worth a watch.

Yes, this is real. Yes, the song was performed by instant meme, “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene and his brothers. Yes, the name of the song is “Pussification,” the meaning of which is laid out clearly in the beginning of the video, and it’s pretty much what you’d expect. Yes, they say words I’m not allowed to print on COED. Yes, Falcon is in the toilet, slathered in whoknowswhat, looking like Mr. Hanky. It’s f**king crazy.

P.S. Is it Falcon Heene or Falcon Henne? The New York Times has it both ways. (Though the “Henne” one is from Getty…)

All the rage this morning is news of NASA’s LCROSS mission to bomb the moon (in hopes of collecting moon ice from the debris). Well, it turns out the explosion was somewhat of a letdown. If you watched the video, you know that the moon getting bombed basically looked exactly like, well, the moon not getting bombed. Which is why bombing the moon in the Mr Show universe is so much better.