Wow, guys, it’s amazing! Michael Jackson’s alive!… in the body of a white guy. I know, I know, he’s not quite the dancer that Michael once was. But that’s to be expected. See, this is an actual white guy, with with guy dancing skills, whereas before Micheal Jackson’s death (and reincarnation), he just looked like a white dude, but danced with the feet of a black guy. Still, this Michael dances his ass off at the bus stop like it’s nobody’s business.

When I was in school, I always thought my teachers lived in their own little world, where dangers were mostly in their minds, and the rules were just something to help  maintain their stature. But, holy sh*t! After seeing how many guns you can fit in a pair of Jinco’s (or whatever the hell the kids are wearing these days), I wouldn’t have been such a punkass.

Despite its current invite-only status, the new hottest thing in social networking (and pretty much everything else) is Google Wave. This new technology combines email, IM, social networking, file sharing and chat rooms to provide internet users with a comprehensive communication device more thorough than anything else the world has ever seen. The uses are so vast, people lucky enough to have Wave invites have started creating some pretty incredible things. Like this Pulp Fiction scene recreation, which will have any avid internet user salivating for a coveted invite.

One good way to get a girl’s attention is to do something so awesome only a few other people on the plant could pull it off. Now, that might be a problem for some of you, since amazing feats of skill are, by default, rare. But apparently not for this guy, who decides to wuck himself off a sand cliff, doing back flips all the way down.

P.S. At the end of the video, the cameraman says to the girl, “I think he really likes you!” Just so you know…

This here is a short film by Where the Wild Things Are director, Spike Jonze called “We Were Once a Fairy Tale.” It stars Kanye West and, not-surprisingly, is entirely about Kanye West. What is surprising, however, is what the film is about. Basically, the plot is that Kanye West realizes he’s a super-douche, and in the end, kills his own ego. I’m not so sure making a movie about someone is a good way to make them humble. But if it works, it works. I’m very skeptical. The movie’s definitely worth a watch.

Yes, this is real. Yes, the song was performed by instant meme, “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene and his brothers. Yes, the name of the song is “Pussification,” the meaning of which is laid out clearly in the beginning of the video, and it’s pretty much what you’d expect. Yes, they say words I’m not allowed to print on COED. Yes, Falcon is in the toilet, slathered in whoknowswhat, looking like Mr. Hanky. It’s f**king crazy.

P.S. Is it Falcon Heene or Falcon Henne? The New York Times has it both ways. (Though the “Henne” one is from Getty…)

All the rage this morning is news of NASA’s LCROSS mission to bomb the moon (in hopes of collecting moon ice from the debris). Well, it turns out the explosion was somewhat of a letdown. If you watched the video, you know that the moon getting bombed basically looked exactly like, well, the moon not getting bombed. Which is why bombing the moon in the Mr Show universe is so much better.

Megan Fox, the hands-down hottest actress in Hollywood, is officially overexposed. We’ve all been feeling it for some time now. There was “A Day Without Megan Fox,” which we here at COED decided to counter with “The Megan Fox Boycott Boycott“. But the these were all so publicized, it only upped Megan Fox’s searchablity. (Whoops!) And after hosting last night’s season premier of Saturday Night Live, we can decidedly announce that Megan Fox’s ship has set sail.

Not that she did a bad job – in fact she was quite funny, or at least more funny than you’d expect. It was their inclusion of her in nearly ever skit that really did her in.

But let’s remember: It’s not Megan Fox’s fault she’s overexposed. It’s our fault, and the fault of basically every other Website and magazine in America who’s profited in some way from Megan’s super-uber-duper hotness. We just couldn’t help but cover her. She’s just TOO HOT!

So, wait. Does that make it her fault, because she’s the one luring us in with her extreme hotness? Yes, yes it does. Way to go, Megan! Now’ve you’ve ruined it for everybody.

Making videos of trick basketball shots is nothing new. There’s a ton of them out there, and they’re all pretty freakin’ amazing. But they all pale in comparison to this video from Texas A&M. This dude climbs up to the third deck of their stadium, Aggieland, and shoots what has to be the “World’s Longest Basketball Shot.” Check it…

(via Buzzfeed)

We all love hot chicks. I mean, really – everybody loves a hot chick. But one of the best ways to make a hot chick even better is to prank her. Take this hot blondie, for example. She’s obviously hot, but after her BF puts a fake head in her bed, she gets 10x better. I swear…