The NYC Premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 Phantom Menace in 3D Was Pure Pandemonium! [VIDEO]
We sent COED correspondents Yang Miller and Shawn Wickens to check out the absolute mayhem that was sure to go down at the midnight NYC premiere of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace in 3D. As you can see, it was pure pandemonium. A dozen years later, we know one thing for sure – Jar Jar Binks is one likable dude. Highlights include all the girls there to s… Click to read more
The First “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” Trailer Has Arrived
Growing up, I never really questioned what I learned in school. If I did, I usually received a healthy dose of ‘shut the f*ck up’. So I went through my years in the classroom blindly accepting what was thrown my way – more concerned about getting good grades than actually learning what happened. What does this have to do with the first traile… Click to read more
A Short History of American Craft Beers [VIDEO]
It’s tough to make an educational video cool but when the topic is about patriotism, America, small business and beer, that rule doesn’t really apply. Here’s a short video by the folks at visually about American craft beers throughout the years. If you like to switch it up (or completely ignore) from beers like Natty Light or any of the Big… Click to read more
In The Mixtape: RIP Whitney Houston, S’Cowell’s X-Employees, Converse Kicks It
Last week, Fiona Apple edged out Ellie Goulding to take Top Song of the Week honors. This week, we feature tracks from First Aid Kit, Sharon Van Etten, Kendrick Lamar, Big Pun, and Electric Guest along with a look back at the passing of Whitney Houston, Simon Cowell’s cuts, and a peek ahead at the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. Click to get in the mixtape.
FOX News Facemelter Kimberly Guilfoyle Loves To Get Spanked [VIDEO]
So, I’m chillin’ on the couch nursing the well deserved hangover I acquired getting over-served at our Trashy Spring Break party at Otto’s Shrunken Head last night. My roommate comes in and puts on FOX News to watch “The Five“. We both acknowledge how f*cking hot the women are on the network then we see Greg Gutfeld ask Kim if s… Click to read more
The 10 Funniest Female Comedians [VIDEOS]
Yes, females can be funny too (although admittedly from watching the show Whitney you might not know that). The list below is valid proof that we can kick any guy’s *ss at stand-up comedy and more. Some of them are hot and some of them are just horrible looking, but try to hold your nausea / excitement until the end of the article. If that means skipping over Kathy… Click to read more
Frat Dude Demonstrates T F’n at the AVN Expo [VIDEO]
I wanted to title this “Frat dude chugs big c*** at the AVN Expo” (you’ll see why) but knowing my luck that’s when friggin’ Coca-Cola or Ford or Verizon will randomly decide to check out our site to see if they should spend dolla dolla bills with us. You may remember a couple weeks ago, J-Train the Frat Dude wrecked the red carpet… Click to read more
Agent Provocateur Lingerie Will Land You a Three-Way [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Victoria’s Secret is the better known lingerie brand and they have a knack for turning up the heat, but I don’t think they’re in the same league as Agent Provocateur when it comes to boner-inducing ads. We named one of their promotions featuring former Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta to our list of Sexiest Ads from 2011 and this effor… Click to read more
COED’s Spring Break Training Program Courtesy of Men’s Fitness
If you’ve been eating right and putting the work in, you should be getting results by now. Need proof? Bam! Not bad for just under four weeks, right? Granted, I’ve had the luxury of a personal trainer twice a week, but if you’ve been following along with us, I’ve been sharing lessons and principles to help you get shredded by Spring Br… Click to read more
Miss COED: Bella Valentine [28 PHOTOS + VIDEO]
Bella is a 27 year-old model living in Scottsdale, AZ. Born in Florence and spending some of her earlier life in Poland, she left Italy to come to the United States via a foreign student exchange program. God bless scholarship programs. Bella’s work ranges from promotional modeling to print ads to television commercials and has been featured in Unobt… Click to read more
The First Parapalegic To Do A Sit Ski Flip Ever [VIDEO]
While I consider myself a very good skiier, I’ve never gotten the courage to even attempt going upside-down off a jump. So the fact that Josh Dueck snapped his spine (making him paraplegic) and still wanted to do a back-flip is more than ballsy. He filmed the whole process from the foam pit, to the air bag to the actual jump with a GoPro camera and became the… Click to read more
This Wes Anderson Slow-Mo Supercut (Ja) Rules! [VIDEO]
Do you like the late 90s / early 00′s? Do you like Wes Anderson movies? Do you enjoy slow motion shots? Do you… DID you pump Ja Rule in your mom’s SUV? Then Slacktory has delivered onto you a supercut for the ages. I don’t know if there are two entities further apart on the spectrum than quirky prepstar Wes Anderson characters and the qua… Click to read more
Are You 21 Jump Street Material? Take Ice Cube’s Quiz [VIDEO]
I’m like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. For years on end I’ve dreamt of the time when I could go back in time to high school and completely dominate. So, the appeal of going back as an undercover cop seems even cooler. If you feel the same way, then you need to take a seat at Captain Dickson’s desk. The mean mugged Ice Cube will be playing the… Click to read more
Lana Del Rey in Vogue vs. Katharine McPhee in GQ [PHOTOS, VIDEOS, POLL]
Lana Del Rey’s “rise to fame” has sparked a lot of debate and criticism ever since she supposedly tanked on SNL. She came back strong on Letterman, but haters are pissed that she A) changed her name (SHOCKING! NO OTHER CELEB HAS EVER DONE THAT!) and B) might have undergone plastic surgery (TO WHICH I SAY ‘NICE WORK, DOC!’). The… Click to read more
Will Ferrell Announces The Starting Lineups For Bulls / Hornets [VIDEOS]
It’s good to see that the Hornets are at least trying to get people to watch their games. Since letting Chris Paul go, getting Jackie Moon to announce the starting lineups is the best thing they’ve done besides hiring an already-injured Eric Gordon. Will does a great job of giving some great zingers to players like Carlos Boozer and Derrick Rose a… Click to read more
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