If you think American football is the most badass, then you haven’t seen the Australian version. I don’t know what any of the rules are, but apparently body-checking a dude so hard it makes him look like a rag doll is totally legal.  Read More »

OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… Read More »

As if wrecking a super expensive motorcycle in the middle of a drag race isn’t failure enough, biting it in response to that FAIL takes the cake for today’s biggest dumbass. Read More »

I’m not sure what it takes to grow balls this big, but Moto-X rider Robie Madison sure as hell does. This dude not only jumps 120-feet, landing on the top of the Arc de Triomphe replica in Las Vegas, he then jumps down…

As we bring in the New Year it’s good to remember the primary goal every man should have: to never get kicked in the nuts. But I have to say, if you’re going to get kicked in the nuts, it’s a good idea to catch it on tape - because that sh*t’s hilarious. And this video has so many shots to the nuts, it’ll have you buying a cup in no time

The 2008 regular season has come to an end, but fear not fantasy football fans, we’ve got ya covered! Check out the following collection of 12 NFL Fantasy File videos featuring stars pulling off digitally enhanced (yet still incredible) on-the-field tricks. It should get you pumped up for next years draft.

As a side note…Mason Crosby’s bell tower stunt will seem a little more realistic after you watch his 69 year field goal attempt yesterday that was short by mere feet.

Laurence Maroney | RB for the New England Patriots

Braylon Edwards | WR for the Cleveland Browns

Chris Simms | QB for the Tennessee Titans

Mike Nugent | Kicker for the Jets

Neil Rackers | Kicker for the Arizona Cardinals

Chris Chambers | WR for the San Diego Chargers

Jason Campbell | QB for the Washington Redskins

Andre Johnson | Wide Receiver for the Houston Texans

Marques Colston | WR for the New Orleans Saints

Mason Crosby | Kicker for the Green Bay Packers

Marc Bulger | QB for the St. Louis Rams

Chris Cooley | TE for the Washington Redskins

It’s been six years since the now-ubiquitous hilariously useless Segway travel machine came into the world. Watch here as The Onion news panel discusses how this magic vehicle has affected life in the 21st Century.

If you spend hours coming up with a LEGO contraption built specifically for jerking you off, it’s probably a good time to get out of the house. Because if you don’t, that’s the only action you’re ever going to get…ever. Then again, I have to admit, it’s pretty ingenious. Maybe next time, use some of that ingenuity to figure out why you’re so lonely.

Without a bottle opener, most drinkers are left to helplessly wander around aimlessly, until someone opens it for them or they find a bottle opener. These guys, on the other hand, can open a beer in so many ways, it’ll make you feel like less of a man just for not having thought of the techniques yourself. Watch and learn…

So you got a new camera and/or computer for Christmas and your not quite sure what to do with it. Well lucky for you, Channel Five’s very own Dr. Steve Brule has consulted his nephew Josh and apparently it’s all about going viral and gettin’ lots of hits. Steven Brule, Hoy, Hoy.

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If you think Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” is sexy, then this is the exact opposite of that. According to the YouTube post, this guy’s name is Cubby. And apparently he is a glutton for Internet punishment. Because if there’s one guarantee of the Digital Age, it’s if you record a video of your fat ass in a leotard, it will end up online, and you will end up looking like a dumbass.

2008 was undoubtably the biggest year of FAIL in quite some time.  From the economy to the automakers to the Republican party, everywhere you turned it was one big effing FAIL!  But not all FAIL was bad for everyone.  As you will see in this compilation of videos, some FAIL can be beautifully hilarious and awesome to watch.  Thank you all you goofy bastards for making FAIL so painfully fun.