It’s been a while since you’ve thought about this, but R&B hit-maker R. Kelly’s trial for whizzing on a 15-year-old girl is, according to RollingStone.com, scheduled to kick off this coming Tuesday. To refresh your memory of this whole urin-covered debacle, here’s Dave Chappelle’s “Piss On You.”

These things keep popping up. First it was just O’Reilly, then it was the dance remix. And now this. You know the world hates you when people take time out of their lives to continually make fun of you, over and over. Click here to watch the original video.

[Props to BWE for finding this gem.]

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Riding dirt bikes is probably the most fun the world has to offer. Unless you do this…

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In what would seem a desperate attempt at vindication, Crystal, a 16-year-old Florida resident has posted a video to YouTube.com claiming she was raped by a 23-year-old when she was 15 (16 is the age of consent in Florida), but the case was dropped by cold-blooded court because she was “almost 16.” Her bright pink YouTube page contains only this video (posted below), and lists the phone numbers for the Governor’s assistant and the State Attorney of Florida.

In the video, Crystal begins crying almost immediately, while she outlines her case, saying “I need help. I didn’t want to do it this way, but it’s the only that someone out there in the world’s going listen to me,” she sobs. “The State Attorney of Florida doesn’t want to prosecute a 23-year-old man who raped me, and drugged me and has me so mentally messed up that I can’t even go to public school anymore.”

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“Goddamn, I love n**ger c**k,” are not words you expect to hear Dolly Parton proclaiming on-air, but that’s exactly what Howard Stern made her say. In a segment that originally aired on May 6, Stern spliced bits of her recently released auidobook to make the southern country singer seem to say “racist and sexually vulgar statements.”

“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,” Parton said in a statement. “I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth.”

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If you’ve ever considered popping a few, snorting a few, smoking a few anything before meeting up with a new chick, check this video out first.

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Usually, a person’s reaction to being pranked doesn’t include stripping down. But here it does, so sweet!

Svetlana, from “Real World: Key West” just made it on to Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list. Sure she’s hot, but why is this quick-talking vixen famous, and not some other chick? This video is a at least part of the reason she’s famous. Unfortunately, it’s not the naked part.

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It’s not much (yet), but at about 1:11, there’s a sweet shot of these two seductive beauties showing each other some love.

The trailer is for the upcoming Woody Allen movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which tells the story of two American tourists who fall in love with a painter. Sounds a little gay, I know. But perpetual perv Allen says this one pushes the limits of sex on film.

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