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The 10 Best Sports Jobs for Non-Athletes

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A few weeks back we honored the sad, lonely lives of water boys and sparring partners; this week we give props to the most exciting (and highest paying) jobs for non-athletes in sports. Some of these professions require skill, finesse and a past-career in the sport while others…well, you’ll see.

Honorable mention: the beer guy. Yeah, it’s amazing to offer up beer to rabid sports fans, but you don’t get to drink any brews on the job. Well, at least legally.

Check out the Top 10 after the jump! Read More »

Video Trifecta: Head Smash, Winning the Lottery & Shadow Puppets

Pool Stunt Ends Painfully
These kids come up with the bright idea to stand on top of a stack of chairs lined up next to the pool then have a friend run straight at them. It does not go well.

Lottery Spending Spree
Two scratch off lottery winners spend all their winnings in 8 hours on hookers, booze and complete debauchery.

Best Shadow Puppets Ever!

Are the Chuck Norris Facts Funny Again?

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Some would say Chuck Norris facts are sooo 2006 and played out while others would say enough time has gone by since the fact craze hit it’s peak and they are funny again.

I want to know what everyone else thinks! Check out the Top 10 facts & vote at the bottom.

  1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
  6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
  10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING