5 Instant Classic Halo Machinima Series
If George Lucas or Steven Spielberg were teenagers in this era not only would they be die hard Halo groupies, they’d make some kickass Halo videos for the Web. There’s tons of vids starring Master Chief. Thankfully, Machinima.com collected a whole bunch. Here’s a taste of their archives. Who knew Spartans had a sense of humor?
Robot Unicorn Addiction
The world’s gayest sounding video game is catching on with a lot of college kids. In this personal journal entry from one of our writers, you’ll see what made him fall down the rabbit hole. Pretty soon, you might, too. Just make sure you hold on to that subscription to Playboy.
6 Face Melting Horror Flicks That’d Make Killer Video Games
Saw II: Flesh & Blood is the second video game based on the popular film franchise set to hit stores today. It’s one of few horror movies that made the jump to game consoles, which is odd. COED takes a look at horror movie candidates that are way overdue for a video game adaptation.
COED Previews Upcoming Playstation Move Games
Sony invited us to play a bunch of titles they’re releasing for its new Playstation Move platform, which is their answer to The Nintendo Wii-mote. For those of you unfamiliar with The Move, it’s a set of accessories that can be used with your PS3 that includes a video camera and several motion sensor controllers. As a result, gameplay is drastically different than your typical PS3 games, involving sweeping, exaggerated movements.
Another Eargasm From Empire Brands
If you enjoyed Empire Brands’ earbuds, your ears will rejoice to hear the news of a pair of godly headphones new to the line. The Wicked Tour headphones of the Wicked Audio series are a treat for any appreciator of the aural sensation (note: that’s aural, with an “au”).
Similar to the buds, these headphones have a gold-tipped inpu… Click to read more
FIFA Scoccer 11 [VIDEO GAME REVIEW]
Break out your vuvuzelas, EA’s newest installment of FIFA Soccer has just been released on Nintendo Wii. For soccer fans looking for the most realistic, true to life representation of the game, FIFA 11 is the video game you’ve been waiting for.
Universal Beer Opener, Doubles as a Remote
Some households have upwards of 5 remotes. What a mess. You can always buy a universal remote, but can you open a beer with it? COED takes a look at the quite possibly the most awesome invention since the Fleshlight. Now, you just need to buy a cooler, install that toilet into the recliner, and you’ll never have to get up again.
COED’s Sweet Swag ‘n’ Stuff For October
COED runs down the 10 most coveted items for the month of October from an inflatable pub to a sticker you put on your suitcase that will have airport security absolutely LOVING you.
5 Tech Trends That Are Dying
It’s a shame the world might end in 2012, because technology is on its way down a lovely path of evolution; any day now, we’ll be flying around deep space nine and setting up alien interment camps. In the nearer future, we foresee certain technologies fading out by next year as the latest batch of “wow-shiny-touchy-easy” technology sweeps the board. Here are five tech trends you should hope you didn’t spend money on, because something better is coming out tomorrow:
15 Signs You’re an Internet Weirdo
One of the greatest features of the internet is its ability to bring people together; unfortunately, a select group of those people were better left in their lives of gentle solitude, sans modems. These internet weirdos (iWeirdos, if you will) were the type you avoided in high school, as though you had some sixth sense that they would grow up to collect child porn and/or use a Hotmail email account.
Busting 5 Longstanding Car Maintenance Myths
They’ve been around awhile – a snippet of advice here, an old adage there. They’re the guidelines that are supposed to help cars running in top condition. Problem is, most of them aren’t based in fact – or they’re just plain outdated. We spoke to Kevin Markham, a technical specialist at Ford Motor Company and world class professional driver to help debunk a few of the most popular maintenance myths, including the following:
Tired Of The Same Ol’ Crap? Check These Must-Hear Music Acts
If you’re tired of listening to the same old crap — especially if you’re an FM radio junkie — now is the time to expand your horizons. The world is absolutely teeming with excellent artists who have a few things to say outside the realm of “get drunk/get high/get laid/bust a cap/smack a ho/check my rims.” Sometimes, they don’t say anything at all. “Music without lyrics?!” you ask, outraged. Yes, and it’s often better that way. Here are some artists that might not be at the top of the charts, but deserve a listen all the same:
30 Sexy Self-Shot Mirror Girls: iPhone Edition [PICS]
Thank the stars for the inception of MySpace and popularity of Facebook and Twitter. Combine the need for photos with the photo-taking capabilities of the iPhone and throw in a dash of vain, sexy chicks and you’ve got the hottest gallery known to man. It’s just like our Sexy Self-Shot Mirror Girls but with the iPhone. Drool worthy, we’d say.
20 Things Sports Junkies Can Do With PayPal Mobile
Last week we told you about a new seriously mind blowning application from PayPal called “Bump” that allows you to transfer money to anyone just by simply tapping phones. Now your friends can pay you for the tickets you bought on the spot with no excuses. We came up with 19 other real life ways sports fans can put this game changing technology to work.
The 10 Greatest Things The Internet Ever Gave Us
To say that the Internet has revolutionized our society would be the greatest understatement of all time. The Internet has monopolized our modern way of life and the “wired” generation has never known life without it. This list counts off (in no particular order) the 10 greatest things the Internet ever gave us.

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