Facebook Round-Up: Randi Brady, IPad & Free Wine/Havaianas Winners Revealed and A “Mystery Hottie” Mystery

In this week’s edition of our Facebook Round-up, we announce the winner of our latest Caption This Contest, Houston Texans cheerleader Randi Brady shows us some love, we try to determine if our most recent Mystery Hottie is fitness model and former Miss COED Marzia Prince, and we’ve selected 2 lucky fans to receive “University Collection” Havaianas. Come get some after the jump!

The 10 Smartest Pot Smokers on the Planet… Cool Enough to Admit It

You’ve probably seen those “Above The Influence” anti-drug commercials in which they show worst scenario outcomes to people smoking weed. Really depressing sh*t. They always make the person out to be an accidental murderer, or homeless, jobless, friendless. No prospects of anything positive on the horizon. Well, we have a list of the smartest, most successful people who ever admitted to smoking pot as a neat, tidy rebuttal. Suck it, ATI. See the full list after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: Sit On My Facebook, Parrot 4 Play, Creed Helps Boy Escape Wolves

Reuters reports the third annual sex survey by Shape and Men’s Fitness magazines revealed nearly four out of five women and three of five men say they believe texting, Facebook and other social networking tools cause new couples to jump into bed faster, but only 38% of women say they have actually slept with a date any sooner because of digital intimacy.

Win An iPad In Our BIGGEST Caption Contest To Date!

Our “Caption This” contests have grown increasingly larger since the first one we did a few weeks ago. Hopefully, you’re prepared for the sheer magnitude of the one we’re about to drop on your faces, because it’s big time. CollegeHumor and CourseSmart have teamed up to search for “America’s Smartest Slacker“, a college student who works smarter not harder. To help spread the word they want to give one witty COED follower a f–king iPad! We told you “Caption This” is blowin’ up; first it was a t-shirt, now it’s the hottest piece of technology on the market, valued at over $500. What’s next? A space shuttle? Lookin’ at you, NASA. Read entry details after the jump!

Who’s That Girl… Micaela Johnson: College in Pajamas Commercial [28 Photos]

If you frequently watch Adult Swim or Jersey Shore, odds are you’ve probably seen all those EducationConnection.com commercials about taking college courses online in your pajamas. The jingle is like nails on a chalkboard, but there’s ONE girl in jammies that caught our eye. After some cyber sleuthing / stalking, we managed to find out the girl is 26 year old actress and model Micaela Johnson, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader who was Miss Nebraska 2008. See her pics after the jump!

8 Types of Facebook Creepers

With Jesse Eisenberg hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend and The Social Network looking to snag a few Oscars in a little under a month, we thought we’d take a look at 8 types of creepers Facebook’s created. If you’ve seen The Social Network, Jesse’s portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg might lead one to believe Facebook’s founder is a creeper himself. What do you think? Take a look at our rundown and let us know in the comments.

Logitech Revue With Google TV [REVIEW]

Google and Logitech teamed up in an attempt to change the way we watch TV.  After spending a few weeks with the unit they’ve branded it Logitech ”Revue” and we have to say Mission Accomplished (and not in that George W Bush landing on a flight carrier way either). Couch potatoes rejoice, you’ve got a whole slew of new reasons to never leave the depths of your basement again. Read our review after the jump!

WTF News Of The Day: Pot Catapult, Invisible Squid Soldiers, and Mass Breastfeeding

The AP reports National Guard troops at the Naco Border Patrol Station observed several people launching packages over the International Border fence via a catapult last week.

Mexican officials seized about 45 pounds of marijuana, an SUV, the catapult device, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Apparently, Mexico just entered Medieval Times… and I ain’t talkin’ bout no theme restaurant (which is awesome, btw). I think it would be funny if a movie were made about this story and one of the drug smugglers got real pissed at his gf for disobedience so he catapults her across the border. Then when he’s asked what happened to her, he goes, “it was just a fling”. Please mail Oscars to the office. Thanks, Academy.

15 Best Booze-Related Inventions

They say of all the great inventions man’s ever created, alcohol could be the best. So, it’s no wonder humanity’s greatest minds would invent bigger, bolder, and better ways to enjoy man’s greatest invention. From the flabongo to the morning after pill, we present to you the 15 best booze-related inventions. See the full list after the jump!

11 Sci-Fi Gadgets From Film and TV We Wish Were Real

Decades ago, viewers were fascinated with a device from Star Trek called the Tricorder. Now we have those devices in the form of mobile phones. With that in mind, there are a few other fictional devices from movies and television that should follow in the Tricorder’s path. So if there is a Santa Claus of breakthrough technologies, here is a list of items he needs to get cracking on. See our list after the jump!

29 Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know

Technology is advancing at an incredible rate. It’s difficult to imagine a world without Google, cell phones, and debit cards. Seriously, how did people meet up in the 80s? Now imagine what our kids or our kids’ kids will remember about OUR technology. They might NOT. Ever. “Google” (pronounced goo-GLAY) could just be a funny looking word… or it could be SkyNet by then. Do the words BetaMax, phonograph, or floppy disk mean anything to you? Exactly. That’s why when we saw this Yahoo article about things that babies born in 2011 will never know, we turned up our hearing aid, hiked up our trousers, and grumbled, “fiddlesticks!” Those whippersnappers better recognize!

25 Most Annoying Things About Facebook

Facebook is constantly paving the way in social networking with new features and updates to its look and navigation. Whereas a large group of contenders flooded the social media landscape just 5 years ago, it seems to be dominated by The Book these days. Hell, people’s LIVES are dominated by Facebook. While many people can reconnect with old friends or flames, more times than not users lose their jobs, their girlfriends, and their minds because of their status update, photo album, or wall posts. Don’t get us wrong, Facebook crushes any other social networking tool, but it still has its flaws. Let us count them down for you.

WTF?! Prank Holiday Gifts

Time is running out… better find that special someone a clutch last minute gift ASAP! All we want is Denise Milani, but we’ve seen your game. Weak sauce. You could pick up a sensible or sexy gift for your special someone, but with the stress that comes from holiday shopping, sometimes comic relief is in order. Here’s our list of WTF prank holiday gifts sure spice up your Christmas morning.

How To Survive Holiday Shopping

Good news, folks. Holiday shopping has surged to levels comparable to 2007′s. Retail stocks are on the rise. Looks like Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Free Shipping Day worked their magic as consumers are consuming and contributing to an economy that’s been hurting for close to three years now. With more shoppers in the mix, things can get tense and hectic. Luckily, we’ve got handy dandy tips to survive the chaos of discounts, deals, and steals during the final few days before Christmas. Check out our top 10 tips to surviving the holiday shopping spree.

Is iRenew The Biggest Crock Of Sh*t Ever? [VIDEO]

Just saw this absolutely ridiculous commercial on TV for iRenew, an energy bracelet you wear that improves your strength, balance, and wellness. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen an accessory that claims to use seemingly supernatural mojo to aid performance, but the marketing gurus at iRenew really phoned it in trying to convince us. Check out the commercial after the jump!