Ah, summer–a time to enjoy the outdoors, soak in some sun, check out chicks and drink till you can’t even find your car keys, let alone use them. (That’s what we call responsible.) Trouble is, sex on the beach and tequila sunrises sound summery, but any dude who drinks them should be beaten with a bar stool.

So to avoid any incidental injury this summer, stick to COED’s refreshing list of 9 Essential Summer Dude Drinks. If there’s even a splash of pink in these cocktails, you can kick our asses.

(Click on the pic for ingredients and recipes.)

Moran Atias is a 27-year-old Israeli actress, and is currently the host of Israel’s Deal or No Deal. Sorry Howie, I think you might have to step aside, and let Moran take over.

Click on the image to view Moran Atias’s gallery!

Before now, you might have thought groupies were only to be enjoyed by the lucky few sons-of-bitches that become rock stars. But when those groupies become wives and girlfriends (probably because they’re the hottest), sometimes they get pregnant. And sometimes those babies turn into super-hot chicks that get their picture taken. That’s where we come in.

Check out “COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn” after the jump! Read More »

Seeing the pictures of Jessica Simpson giving herself a breast exam made me think, we haven’t done a celebrity breast exam in a while and its about time we step up our game.

To make this breast exam even more exciting, we’ll be giving away a $15 iTunes Gift Card to the 15th person to email editor@teamcoed.com (Subject line: Breast Exam) with all the correct answers!

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The very sexy Sara Jean Underwood is not your typical dumb blonde… in fact she is no dummy at all. This Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007 is currently a senior at Oregon State University and can be seen gracing the big screen in the ever-so epic, Epic Movie.

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Women love assholes. It’s a fact. Now, sling a guitar over that asshole’s shoulder, and the girls just come running–bras in hand.

Rock-stars get all of the chicks. Those once nerdy son-of-a-bitch marching band boys grow up, start bands, party their pants off, get treated like gods, and then they f*ck the girl you were planning to ask out. So what gives? What’s so attractive about a grungy dude who can’t commit, has a chip on his shoulder, and hardly any money in his wallet?

Let me break this totally illogical process down for you:

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With daily line-ups that look like they’d fill years rather than hours, the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, which starts tomorrow in Indio, California, is a musical mash of now–no matter what you’re into, Coachella has something to offer. And compared to infamous Woodstock, this now-3-day festival in the desert seems like the Garden of Eden, with music, grass, free water, environmentalist chicks.

But despite a pretty solid line-up and a host of bra-less beauties, here are 6 things that really suck about Coachella, 2008. Read More »

After reading this article from DivineCaroline.com about a girl who finds her boyfriend’s porn stash, we here at COED decided it’s time to give our side of the story.

The author discovers the dastardly evidence while “looking for Christmas presents for her boyfriend,” after which, she confronts the man with all the insecure girlfriend questions you might expect.

(From the article:)

• Are you doing this because you are unhappy sexually with us?
• Are there things you watch here that you want to do, but have been unable to initiate with me, don’t want to do with me, or that I do not inspire in you?
• Do you see me as your “wife type” and these are your “vixens” and the two are totally separate?
• Are you looking at young girls that would be considered illegal?
• Are you looking at gay sex with two men?

First of all, WTF?! “Vixens,” “illegal,” “gay sex!” Ladies, ladies, ladies. You need to relax. Every time I’ve heard this story, the girl has been “looking for Christmas presents,” finds porn, and proceeds to have a complete failure of character. Read More »

It’s about time.

Props to Wal-Mart for finally taking on this group of people that openly considers themselves “special.” Above the rest of us, looming down as if on the padded Mountain of Olympus, with their helmets righteously buckled tight - this group of handi-capable citizens needs to recognize that they are just as culpable for their actions as the rest of us!

While not “naturally” retarded, Debbie Shank is born again. Having been hit by a tractor trailer, Debbie now finds herself a little more special than the rest of us. Not if Wal-Mart has anything to do with it! Despite having been a Wal-Mart employee making sub-Darfurian wages while stocking shelves at the local Jackson, Missouri store, Debbie thought Wal-Mart’s health insurance plan ran like every other policy in existence.

Clean the drool and think again. Read More »

Every time I see this douchebag in the headlines, I remember that Britney Spears was hot when she married him. She was every teen-aged boy’s lonely night “love-in.” Then “Popozoa” here came along and turned a sex symbol into low class trailer trash faster Amy Winehouse can smoke crack. Sure she was trash before, but at least she was hot.

I think SouthPark put it best this past week when they said that it was time to move on from Britney. Then this a**hole shows up in the headlines - that he was having a huge party in Vegas this weekend for his birthday. WTF?!

“K-FED GETS A JOB,” “KFED DIES OF AIDS,” “KFED GETS 2 JOBS.”

These are the next headlines I need to see from this a**clown before I take him marginally serious. Every time this tool celebrates something, every newspaper has something to say, but why? He destroyed a national treasure and we celebrate him?!

I am one of the few chick-writers here, and I have no problem looking at boobs and following the NCAA tourney, but you guys have to help me take this douchebag down!

It’s giveaway time at COED! ShredOrDie.com gave us two amazing Tony Hawk prize packs to pass along to you, our faithful readers.

Here’s how the giveaway works:
1. Visit ShredOrDie.com.
2. Find or upload your favorite videos related to skate, surf, snow, BMX or moto.
3. Send the video link to editor@teamcoed.com (SUBJECT: ShredOrDie Giveaway)

We will then pull together the top 5 submissions, have a vote on the site and the two videos that receive the most votes win the following prize packs valued at a few hundred bucks a piece:

- Birdhouse skate deck signed by Tony Hawk
- Poster signed by Tony Hawk
- Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground (Xbox 360 game)
- Quiksilver Gear: t-shirt, sweatshirt and hat
- Electric sunglasses
- Gift certificate for pair of Adio shoes

Submissions will be accepted until noon on Wednesday, March 26th. Good luck!