How to Pull Off The Ultimate Dude Wedding
Hear that? Off in the distance? That’s time ticking, and church bells ringing. There’s a pretty decent chance that you’re on the path to marriage. Many guys meekly give in to the inevitable, letting the lady do as she wishes. Sure, gotta give them credit, they often do beautiful jobs. But they rarely reflect the guy. No more. Here’s a guide to the ultimate Dude wedding, to help make this ridiculous experience just a little bit awesome.
5 Ways to Tell If Your Friend Really Hooked Up
Let’s face it — guys love to talk about sex. Whether it’s sexy celebrities, girls walking down the street, or sexual escapades, this banter surfaces in almost every male conversation. But how can you know your friend is telling the truth? Did he really go all the way with the hot girl that lives on your floor? Here are a few phrases that let you know what your friend and that girl did last night.
Sometimes Men Make Mistakes
It’s time for us to admit that we’re not always perfect. Sometimes, when we’re not chugging down beers or banging mad hot chicks, we’re making mistakes — big ones. And no one understands that better that the guys behind Mistakes Men Make. Whether we’re losing our dignity while out on a Friday night or while in bed early, early Saturday morning, we’re constantly making ourselves look bad.
BroPoll: The Midnight Booty Call
Question: Your girl gets a text at 12:15 AM from “just a friend who is probably drunk” saying he’ll pay her $1,000 to sneak out to “talk.” How do you handle the situation? Trust her, dump her ass, get tested, text the guy back, laugh it off, ignore it or start cheating? After you vote head over to BroBible.com for some internet goodness like the Top 10 Reasons to Stay Single This Summer.
7 Reasons to Break Up with a Girl
Most of the time it’s pretty nice to have a girlfriend. Someone to ask about your day, someone to massage your sweaty feet, someone to post embarrassing things on your Facebook wall.But even the best relationships go bad and it’s important to know when it’s time to end things, cut her loose, change the locks, defriend her on Facebook, start sleeping with her best friend etc.
How to Survive Life After College
If I had a crystal ball and could see what lay ahead of me past college, I probably would have skipped more classes and studied less. Life after college is not all kitty cats and Monopoly top hats. But luckily for all of you out there, I am nearing the end of year two of my postgrad life I thought it would be a good idea for me to impart my wisdom on all of you about to make that leap.
Men Everywhere Unite to Keep the Toilet Seat Up!
Askmen.com is going where no other men have dared to go before. As part of their Male Rebellion Series, they’re asking, no they’re demanding, that their wives, girlfriends, and Craiglist’s escorts stop making them put the toilet seat down.
How To Fart In Public: A Powerpoint Presentation
Powerpoint Presentations are really boring. We’d like to see some powerpoints about things that really matter, like what to do if you shit your pants. That’s why HolyTaco.com decided to create a powerpoint to walk you through How to Fart in Public.
Myths About What Women Want
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• Understanding A Guido… Click to read more
Getting Caught: Deny, Deny, Deny
I tend to think of myself as a Jedi Cocksman – someone who could navigate my way through any girl drama, at any time, in any forum. Please meet my friend Jay in the above photo. Being my friend, I “hid” his face, but I think the expression of the faces of the accompanying ladies speaks to the particular situation that Jay found himself this past… Click to read more
Dude Waxing: Celebrities Doing It, Are You?
This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.
Let that sink in for a moment.
For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:
Pros: You look bigger, girls are more w… Click to read more
How To Be A Dick: Dating Dos and Don’ts
Women like guys who are dicks. It’s a fact. But they don’t like it all the time. The trick is knowing when and how to be a dick. You don’t wanna be a dick to the point of being a bad person, and breaking a girl’s heart. Forget about that crap–only pussies are big dicks.
There is a certain degree of eloquence involved with being the ri… Click to read more
How I Killed a Guy: A True Story
The whole mess started on a regular workday—computer, phone, cubicle, all that. I had a new employee, “Tiff,” who I had to start training that morning. “Whoopee!” I thought sarcastically, leaning back my chair. Then she walked in.
About six-feet tall, great body, ok grill-piece–but her curves smoothed over any visible flaws. Like eve… Click to read more
Kentucky Primary Bourbon Drinking Game
This evening, the polls for the Kentucky and Oregon primaries will be closing. And for what seems like the thousandth time this year, the networks will fire-up their analysis machines for a night of back and forth bickering and pithy partisan politics.
To add some substance to tonight’s yammering, we at COED have created a simple drinking game, honor… Click to read more
Rules of the Fist Bump
Ah, the fist bump. These days, its damn near close to replacing the handshake as the greeting/goodbye of choice. But with new trends come new rules to keep things from getting out of hand, so to speak. The good people of TastyBooze.com have compiled a list of guidelines to keep your fist bumping on the level.
1. If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acce… Click to read more
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