Damn, girls are awesome, aren’t they? I mean, they’re soft, they smell good, and when the get drunk they seem to all start groping each other like they’re at a Caligula party. Like most things with women, we have no idea why they do it. Maybe it’s for attention, maybe it’s just because boobs are freakin’ awesome. But who cares? With pics like these, everybody wins!

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In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious. Posting pics of this was a big trend online two or three years ago, but that’s an eternity in Internet years, so we thought it was time for a comeback, revitalized with a massive compilation of the wickedest statue-touching we could find.

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This Sunday, July 12 marks the premier of season 6 of the HBO hit series, Entourage. While this show has pretty much everything going for it, one thing it has in abundance is ridiculously smokin’ hot chicks. So we thought we’d combine two awesome things – Sweet Ass Tuesday and the lovely ladies of Entourage – to give you hands down one hottest things you’ll ever see: Sweet Ass Entourage. Don’t worry, you can thank us later.

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The Tour de France is currently underway, with star cyclist Lance Armstrong making his attempt to snag yet another yellow jersey and the TdF title for the eighth time. However, despite all of Lance Armstrong’s heroic awesomeness, he is not a naked woman. So to make up for that unfortunate fact, we’ve put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked. Why anyone would want to ride a bike naked, we have no clue. But we’re sure happy these lovely ladies do!

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New York City – home to every type of person you can imagine, all crammed on top of each other into an area 1/10th the size of Los Angeles. Because of this denseness and the swath of humanity living within its borders, from immigrants and working Joes to crackheads to the richest people on the planet, surviving in New York as an average person is hard. It’s hard to get around, hard to pay for rent – and hard to keep from going postal every 10 minutes because of some douchebag you run into on the way to work. So, as a follow-up to “How to Not Be a Douchebag Tourist in NYC,” here are a few things to remember when living in New York, to help keep the gears of this great city moving (and to keep someone from punching you in the face.) (more…)

If silk stockings make a woman look elegantly sexy, then tube socks are stockings’ hot younger sister. There’s just something about seeing a girl with her socks pulled up past the knee that drives a man wild. So to honor these cotton-clad cuties, we’ve put together a staggeringly smokin’ collection of 60 Sexy Tube Socks Girls for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

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Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party.  Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery. Enjoy.

In the long list of why boobs are amazing, motorboating sits right up there at the top of the best things you can do with them in public, without getting arrested. It’s just one of those activities that makes everything in life seem good – we highly recommend it. And with July 4th coming up quickly, there’s going to ample opportunity for some drunken party girl motorboating. So we’ve compiled a massive gallery of more than 101 motorboating pics, to get you in the mood. As if you needed it…

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Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little mystery in your life. And by mystery, we mean “safe for work” boobs – that fantastic category of mostly naked, but not quite, that we all love so much. Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, we’ve compiled this Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs. Here, you’ll find everything from kick ass cleavage shots to super sexy side boobs to some sh*t you’ve never even heard of. So sit back, relax and get ready for more awesome boobage than a Lucy Pinder slumber party. (more…)

After beating Spain in the semi-finals of the 2009 Confederation’s Cup – one of the biggest upsets in recent soccer history – the United States is headed for the Finals against powerhouse team, Brazil (who whooped the US’s ass 0-3 earlier in the Cup). To keep you up to date on all the behind-the-scenes soccer action, here are the Twitter pages for some of the stars of the American team. (more…)