FHM has narrowed their list of 28 sex positions down to 10, unleashing the FHM Kama Sutra Top 10 Positions.

I agree with their choice to put the Butterfly in the #1 spot, but I would have ranked the Lazy Doggy much higher. My own personal feelings towards the ordering of the list got me thinking…how would COED users rank the positions?

Lets find out! (more…)

I tend to think of myself as a Jedi Cocksman – someone who could navigate my way through any girl drama, at any time, in any forum. Please meet my friend Jay in the above photo. Being my friend, I “hid” his face, but I think the expression of the faces of the accompanying ladies speaks to the particular situation that Jay found himself this past Saturday night.

Jay is the average-looking friend in our group who gets more tail James Bond. The girl to the left is Jay’s girlfriend Sara, the picture does not do her justice. Sara is cute with a retardedly hot rack. The girl with the face that says, “I just got caught,” is Juliette. Jay and Juliette hook up on the side, and though not key to the story, Jay has been trying to get a three-way going – even though the girls don’t know each other. (more…)

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around–and off your back!

Path out the full path from Manimal to Man after the jump! (more…)

Women like guys who are dicks. It’s a fact. But they don’t like it all the time. The trick is knowing when and how to be a dick. You don’t wanna be a dick to the point of being a bad person, and breaking a girl’s heart. Forget about that crap–only pussies are big dicks.

There is a certain degree of eloquence involved with being the right kind of dick. The kind that will keep a girl interested; the kind that will keep you with the upper hand. There’s nothing inherently wrong with this, but the lines between the very serious levels of dickhood are fine, so here are some do’s and don’t’s to keep you on track.

DON’T ever insult a girl on her looks. But don’t compliment her daily, either.

DO toss her compliments that are sincere and when they are warranted. You know, when she actually does look exceptionally beautiful.

Check out the rest of the list after the jump! (more…)

The whole mess started on a regular workday—computer, phone, cubicle, all that. I had a new employee, “Tiff,” who I had to start training that morning. “Whoopee!” I thought sarcastically, leaning back my chair. Then she walked in.

About six-feet tall, great body, ok grill-piece–but her curves smoothed over any visible flaws. Like every girl in NYC who’s six-feet tall, she was an “aspiring model.”

Less than 15 minutes after I started training her, she pops a flash drive into my computer, with over 100 pictures of her in sexy lingerie, some spread shots. All amateur, but not bad to look at–and NFSW, any way you put it. (more…)

This evening, the polls for the Kentucky and Oregon primaries will be closing. And for what seems like the thousandth time this year, the networks will fire-up their analysis machines for a night of back and forth bickering and pithy partisan politics.

To add some substance to tonight’s yammering, we at COED have created a simple drinking game, honoring Kentucky’s signature spirit. So grab your Bourbon of choice (I’d recommend Bullitt, Maker’s Mark or Booker’s), drop in some ice, pour a glass, and let the polls report! If only we can get Chris Matthews to play, then we’ll be in for some entertainment.

Check out the game rules after the jump! (more…)

Ah, the fist bump. These days, its damn near close to replacing the handshake as the greeting/goodbye of choice. But with new trends come new rules to keep things from getting out of hand, so to speak. The good people of TastyBooze.com have compiled a list of guidelines to keep your fist bumping on the level.

1. If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acceptable.
2. If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk. Or if you have just wrapped part of your suit around your forehead.
3. You may not fist bump under any circumstances, in a hospital. Unless Rule #1 (or Rule #2) applies.
4. Do not fist bump someone else’s misfortune, even if it helps you. Just look down, furrow your brow, and nod sternly.
5. No fist bumping between the hours of 7am and 10am. And if you’re watching sports at this time, it’s probably soccer or NASCAR, and then you should really not be fist bumping. High fives will suffice for both.

Click here to read the rest of the list!

The cleaver folks at Amp Energy drinks have declared it: Random, casual sex is nothing to be ashamed of! Your bad breath, day(s)-old clothes, grinding hangover and state-of-emergency case of swamp-ass are all signs of a night well spent.

Not only that, but you have a new song to sing when you wake up in the morning, forget where you are, and have to call your bed-mate “Baby” because, well, her name could be anything.

Now if only they’d make a song to remind us to go to the free clinic, and we’d be all set!

Click here to watch the un-cut music video!

Older women have many advantages. They aren’t flaky, brain-less freaks who will send you 8 million text messages after you hook-up. They know what they want, and they aren’t afraid to say so. And they won’t play games, because they don’t have the time. And mainly, there’s something to be said for experience.

A lot of times, very attractive women end up with guys that are successful assholes, nerds, whatever. But they’re not happy, and this is where a younger man (you) might have leg up. Basically, they want some hot 20-year-old man-tang to make them feel young again. Here’s how to give them that gift. (more…)