Get Stoned and Screw: A Girl’s Perspective

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Surprisingly, stoned sex is one of the things on many girls’4/20 to-“do” lists that they just haven’t gotten around to. Before you jump right in this Monday, however, I thought I would do a little research and analysis for ya. Here’s what I would imagine, and what I have learned, could go wrong during some blazed boo-tay.

Cotton mouth kisses – Now this is one thing many girls have had the displeasure of experiencing. Unless you plan ahead and strategically place a 32 oz. Nalgene of water next to your bed, you may be in for a sticky situation. Think about it – kissing doesn’t really work that well without the spit.

Check out the whole article here!

Things To Say During Sex [Pic]

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Sex can be a fickle son-of-a-bitch – sometimes it’s awesome, other times it seems like it’s supposed to be awesome, but then you realize that you’d actually rather be smoking a bowl and playing Madden. But regardless of how good or bad the sex is, you still have to say something. Luckily, someone put together this handy diagram for what to say during sex, no matter who you are or how pathetic the whole thing is. Plus, now you’ll know if she secretly thinks you suck in bed! Hooray!

And The Most Promiscuous College Degree Is…

standardsThe survey of more than 850 students by Oxford University student newspaper. Cherwell also revealed that students who do not have sex more than once a month are most likely to get a first in their degree.

But students who claimed to have a more active sex life are more likely to attain a 2:1 or 2:2 in their degree.

Historians were found to claim to be more sexually active than any other undergraduate, closely followed by students studying politics, philosophy, economics and English literature.

Check out all the results here!

21 Crazy Sex Facts

sex-leadIt’s been about 5 months since I got any booty so, naturally, I’ve got sex on the brain today. Like every day.

Instead of turning to sweets (bad for the weight) or vibrators (bad when you’re in an office), I did a little online research. On sex. Here are some tres interesting tidbits about the most talked about subject in the universe (thanks to breathetheoxygen):

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

Check out the whole list at College Candy, here!

How to Date a Porn Star, With Lana Cox

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Dating is hard. Just when you think you have women figured out they throw you a curve ball, even adult film stars. Sure everyone thinks porn stars are easy, what with all the money shots. The truth is, they have standards. To learn these standards we talked to the star of COED favorite, “Strap a D**k to Me” and proprietor of Leggylana.com, Lana Cox for advice on how to woo the women of our late night fantasies. (more…)

These Girls Want to Tell You Something

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If you don’t know COED’s little sister, CollegeCandy.com, you might want to take a look. They have tons of interesting articles from the college girl perspective that are actually pretty cool. But this time, they’ve f**ked up. In this week’s “Weigh In” column, they’ve decided to give “advice to dudes,” with input from their writers, editors and readers – which, I have to admit, annoys the sh*t out of me. (more…)

The Ladies of Craigslist Casual Encounters: Spring Edition

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With Craigslist in the news this week for the capture of the alleged ‘Craigslist Killer,’ who attacked at least two escorts he contacted from the site and killed another, “masseuse” and model, Julissa Brisman, we thought it’d be a good idea to revisit the lovely and hilariously nasty ladies of Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” section. Here are our top 11 picks, bad grammar and all, for your viewing pleasure. Just remember, if you contact any of these women, I’d make sure you have access to penicillin beforehand – just a hunch. (more…)

Girls Want 420 Sexy Time

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Sex is awesome. Like, really awesome. But you know what’s even better? Stoned sex! And according to the lovely ladies of CollegeCandy.com, the high-hook-up is topping the list of many girls’ 420-to-do lists. Luckily for us all, they’ve laid out some tips for how to keep the 420 love-fest from becoming a sad lesson in why drugs are lame. Plus, for all you non-believers out there, a few reasons why smoking before jumping slowly shuffling into the sack can add a whole new layer of “hell yes” to your 4/20.

Check out the full story here!

Watch Out For These 8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Gifts

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Look out single guys! This Valentine’s Day when you’re out with the guys trying to pick up single babes remember to wrap it up if you get lucky!

Guys are typically the ones giving ladies gifts on this day of love, but if your not careful that promiscuous one-night stand might give you a gift of her own.

Yup, I’m talking about Valentine’s Day STDs! To get better acquainted with the most popular of the bunch check out the 8 Greatest Valentine’s Day Diseases. We’re not telling you this to freak you out , its just that sometimes that trashy blonde taking shots of tequila might give you more of a Valentine’s Day gift than you bargained !

4 Creepy Things About Furrys

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Furrys, or furry fandom, are those who like anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. It’s a community comprised of people who enjoy half-animal, half-human ideals. And needless to say, there are aspects that might creep out the average person. I spent the weekend at the the FURther Confusion convention in San Jose in order to investigate what is really creepy about the furry community. (more…)