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Guys are always looking for a way to get the upper hand in the “mating game.” A good starting point would be to follow Budweiser’s advice and know when to say when or if you’re a Kenny Rogers fan heed the gambler’s advice and know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away when the damage is done. In much simpler terms, if you’re into a girl you HAVE to know when she’s rejecting or “negging” you before you get physically denied at the gates. No matter how you use the term – “neg” “negged” “steak ‘n’ neggs” “negg nog” “negatron” “she’s got neggs and she knows how to use them” “Bill and Ted’s neg-cellent adventure” – when it happens, it stings. Below is a list of classic and “new school” negs every guy should be aware of if they want to turn that frown into a visit to Pound Town: (more…)

So there’s this girl who you think is neat and you want to go steady with her but don’t know if she likes you back. Most guys understand the signs that she likes you (i.e. she rips all your clothes off and jumps on you, she hasn’t Tasered you yet), but many guys don’t understand the signs that she isn’t into you. We’re here to help…  (more…)

There are countless ways that you can break off a relationship with your girlfriend that can save face for the both of you and end it on civil terms. At the same time, there are five distinct ways to end a relationship that will end with a massive headache and humiliation. Here are The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up with a Girl. (more…)

Many guys have problems talking to women because we don’t always know what to say. This is a pretty small problem considering that you could be the guy that is telling a girl WAY too much than he should be. Revealing something that weirds the girl out is the number one killer of budding relationships.

Here are five things to avoid bringing up when you are talking to a new girlfriend or a girl you are just trying to go home with.  (more…)

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags. (more…)

You have gone on awkward dates. You have tried to meet girls on the internet. You have even read books and blogs about how to get laid but you are still living a very sexless life. But forget all that nonsense. There are four very simple reasons the farthest you have ever gone is with your right hand. (more…)

On Saturday we hit the town (“the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) to pick up on some lingo (“lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).

North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club slut. Seeing that we were smack dab in the middle of Douchebag Central, we found more Guidos spitting game to their orange-skinned counterparts than you could shake a hairspray can at.

After the jump you will see a collection of pick up lines North Jersey Guidos that were used out of desperation on the most romantic of nights. (more…)

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Maybe this is what all those people meant when they told you to think hard before picking a major.

I don’t see Engineering on this graph, maybe that was out of courtesy to engineers. Part of my believes this survey is skewed because there is no way a mathematics major has ever had sex…ever!

Judging from the virginity rate of art studio majors you’d have to be a leper not to get laid in the studio.

Check out the graph here!