Many of you would feel like a little kid run amok in a candy shop if you ever had a chance to spend a day on a porn set. Never fear, I–your trusty blogger– got to spend an afternoon in an industrial section of North Hollywood, across from a sheet-metal shop on a porn set. So here are 5 things I learned you can do on a porn set besides getting naked or having sex with one of the porn stars. Read More »
I suppose this is what happens when you have a helluva lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we here at COED find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enjoying some sexy-time festivities… except for maybe the bear with the Rudolf nose. But then again, who are we to judge? (pics from Frosted_Peppercorn on Flickr)
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Starting this coming Wednesday, and lasting until, say, next Wednesday, your chances of getting laid are dramatically increased. A new study has shown that this week long period, otherwise known as “the holidays”, is about more than just giving gifts — it’s also about having sex, and lots of it.
More condoms are sold, more babies are conceived and more virginities are lost during the coming week than at any other time of year. Joy to the World!
To some of you, this isn’t a big deal. You get laid all the time, and the uninhibited, random sex that you reliably stumble into every New Year’s Eve isn’t much different than the uninhibited, random sex you had last Tuesday. Congratulations, you are awesome. But! If you’ve spent the duration of 2008 sexless, stop making excuses and start taking notes. The reproductive season is in full swing, and you’ve got one week left to turn it around make this a year to remember.
Despite being the best gift you could ever give your girl, lingerie is a tricky thing to buy. What’s good? What fits? What the f**k is that thing? The questions are seemingly endless. Luckily, the good men of FHMonline.com have put together the quintessential lingerie-buying guide, complete with super-hotties to show off the goods.
Lasting 12 days (one for each day of Christmas), their guide tells you everything you need to know about these mysterious, magical garments. Day 1 starts off with a smoking green teddy, that you don’t want to miss. Day 2 goes wild with a golden bra and panty set, followed by Day 3’s sexy black cami. Day 4 delivers the hottest black lace nightie you ever did see. And Day 5 rounds things out with an elegant black robe.
Check out FHMonline.com tomorrow for days 6-12. Happy checking out hot chicks shopping!
Every now and then COED takes a break from the beer, boobs, and dogs dressed in Christmas costumes to do something of a serious nature for a good cause. Today is that day…hear me out.
Did you know that every year in the U.S. there are 19 million new cases of STDs, many of which are contracted by college students like yourself? That’s roughly the population of New York State!
With the help of COED and all of you, Trojan Condoms and MTV will be giving away 1 million condoms on college campuses and in urban locations through their “Evolve One Evolve All” campaign.
For every comment left on a video on the site, Trojan will donate 1 condom to those with out the means to go out and buy them. For every rating left on the site, another one. If someone takes the pledge or the quiz on the site, Trojan will donate 2 condoms. Every time the site is forwarded to a friend, Trojan will donate 3 condoms, and if you upload a video, Trojan will donate 5 condoms. Read More »
This is not dating advice. This is getting laid advice. When you’ve done everything you need to do to get her back to your place and you just need that extra little bit to take it over the edge, this is where these lines come in.
Now, you might not believe these work - they seem too sneaky, too transparent and too stupid. But that says nothing of their surprising effectiveness. These magical lines should only be said while making out, not while you’re still at the bar. So read closely and take notes because if used properly, these five gems will get you laid. Read More »
According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.
Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms - the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.
Now, your first reaction might be, “Haha, what losers!” But that’d be the wrong approach. In fact, that’s exactly why this disparity of opinion exists.
For whatever idiotic reason, many women (7 in 10, to be exact) think it’s better to keep quiet about their partner’s poor performance and fake an orgasm. But by doing that, they’re just tricking the guys into thinking they’re good when they’re not, thus perpetuating the problem. Read More »
Dear Condom Companies,
Your packaging sucks. Yet few products in life (aside from brakes, rope, fire hydrants and weaponry) need to work in the heat of the moment more than the condom.
The pressure to get that thing on before the mood changes - while still looking smooth and effortless - is so monumental, the stress alone can shut you down. Add to that your hands and everything else are probably covered in slippery lube. So why are these little rubber wonders of technology so dang hard to open?
Now I’m as safe sex conscious as anybody. And I’m not saying there aren’t ways to keep things interesting while doing what needs to be done.
But when you’re looking down at a beautiful naked woman staring back, waiting for you to tediously fiddle with slippery plastic, it takes all your might to not just throw the f**king thing aside and get down to business. Read More »
If you were a Barack Obama supporter on November 4, election night erupted with something close to euphoria, once the call was made in his favor. And do you know what people do when they’re euphoric (and probably really drunk)? The get it on! Want proof? So many people were having some, er, private celebrations experts are predicting an ‘Obama baby boom.” Read More »
News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend - and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.
1. “Let’s have breakfast tomorrow, should I call you or nudge you?”
An oldie but a goodie. Ranks low on the originality scale since its been ripped off a thousand times. If your girl doesn’t understand what you are implying, you will later be able to hook up with other girls in front of her and tell her “It wasn’t me”.
2. (Checking her shirt tag) “I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven.”
Always gets a laugh. The extremely hot ones have probably heard it before, so be aware you might look like a cheese danish. It won’t seal the deal, but it could get things headed that way. Read More »
It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.”
On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate.
Here are a few tips on how to defeat this evil enemy and ultimately get you little pencil wet. Read More »
Dating in college is weird. There’s a part of you that thinks going out to a nice restaurant with that chick from your Finance class would be a fun, mature thing to do. There’s also the part of you that thinks having her back to your apartment to see if you can get her drunk enough to bang on the first date would be way cooler.
It’s these battling emotions that lead to some interesting dating experiences. The following are a few personal experiences of mine.
Showing Up Drunk Is a No-No
Last year I went out to dinner with some girl I met somewhere. I wasn’t supposed to meet her until nine, so around six I went over to my buddy’s apartment to hangout for a bit. There were a few people drinking beer, so I had one, then another, then six more…and then some vodka. Before I knew what was going on I was sitting across from some girl I barely new, inhaling Thai food and telling stories about hookers in Montreal. I’ve never seen a girl ask for the check so quickly after a meal. The date went so bad that I didn’t get a kiss, a hug, or even a handshake. I never saw that girl again in my life. Read More »
