Epic Beer Pong Dunk Over Car [VIDEO]
You know those times when an awesome idea you had looked great on paper, went without a hitch in your head, but the moment you put your plan into action it blows up in your face? Well, that’s what must have happened to these guys as they attempted to perform a beer pong dunk over a car. They say that fortune favors the bold – or complete sh*t for brains – so I’m guessing after a few hospital visits and stitches later, the guy will eventually learn to stick his landing. See this video for yourself and try not to do anything too stupid today!
Epic Beer Thief Fail [VIDEO]
While none of us would ever dare commit a robbery, you can’t say the thought hasn’t at least entered your mind once or twice thanks to films like Ocean’s Eleven. You know, breaking in and leaving in a grandiose fashion while the police bumble about like Keystone Cops. But we all can’t be George Clooney, as this inept beer thief with some serious delusions of grandeur found out. The saddest apart about this video is that an innocent six-pack of beer was killed because of a robbery gone sour; the man’s not only a petty crook, but a cold-blooded murderer too. Watch this injustice for yourself and try not to cry.
John Ritter Is Crazy (For Recycling) [VIDEO]
When John Ritter passed away a few years back, many people decided to remember him for his memorable roles on television shows like Three’s Company – while turning a blind eye to his habit of roaming the suburbs, tearing through people’s trash like a starving raccoon! While I commend his dedication to the preservation of our environment, does he really have to yell at us like that, or wear – and I’m positive that it is – eyeliner for that matter? Personally, the crying Native American guy and Woodsy the Owl made for a better mascots, not John Ritter who looks like he raided Angus Young’s concert wardrobe. Watch this video for yourself and go crazy for recycling!
Slick Is A “Jive Soul Bro” [VIDEO]
There are many music artists that – regardless of their unbridled talent and originality – I feel have been robbed of a Grammy or VMA one too many times in the past. But the fact that Slick has never been given the proper recognition, let alone not being invited to attend these events, for his rhyming prowess is both an unforgivable crime and a blemish on the entire music industry. Slick’s paid his dues, he’s showed his skills, and yet he sits alone eating “yardbird,” watching his career fade into obscurity. If you’re looking for something a little more “underground,” watch the musical stylings of Slick for yourself!
Puppet With An “M” Fetish [VIDEO]
Welcome to “Peppermint Park,” a pleasant little neighborhood just a few blocks down from Sesame Street, where it looks as though exposure to a horrific toxic waste spill caused all of its residents to fuse together – creating a race of nightmarish human/puppet hybrids. Of these mutants, Ernie – not the Ernie -wants to extol his undying love for the letter “M.” Judging by his nervous expression and fidgety hands, you so know that he’s trying his hardest to fight that boner about to rip through his pants; thank God that he’s being filmed from the waist up, because no one should ever bear witness to a puppet erection! Watch this marvelous… magnificent… video for yourself!
DONA The Panhandling Robot [VIDEO]
Call it a sign of the times or sweet poetic justice, but you know things are getting tough when our technological superiors are forced to take to the streets and hit up their once fleshy inferiors for some coin. While many of us are more than eager to send a throat oyster their way, you’ll at least want to give a quarter (or your entire paycheck) to DONA – the little panhandling robot that’s cute as the dickens! Not only will DONA make you look like a heartless monster for ignoring her, but she doesn’t smell like an ungodly combination of garbage and vomit like most panhandlers; not to mention she won’t whisper obscenities under breath. Watch DONA work her panhandling magic for yourself!
Gross Old Groupie Takes A Spill [VIDEO]
For those of you watching this video right now in the middle of a meal, I suggest you turn away. Because what you’re about to see is, to put it lightly, nauseating. Really, who is this woman and what is she even doing at what looks like the saddest rap concert in the history of, well, rap concerts? Judging by the looks of her, she’s been getting her groupie thing on since the Altamont Free Concert back in ’69 and she shows no signs of stopping – much to our dismay… If you have an iron stomach, check out this grooving granny for yourself!
The 1994 iPad? [VIDEO]
Regardless of the fact that every single one of us runs out and buys the latest and greatest Apple product that comes our way, deep down, the entire general population loathes Steven Jobs with a passion. But if you thought you couldn’t hate the guy anymore, it turns out he’s – among other things – a no good plagirist! To be specific, he stole the idea for the iPad from “The Tablet,” a device from 1994 that essentially performed nearly the same functions as the iPad. Does that mean there might be an iPod from the 70s or 80s floating around? We don’t know for sure, but check out the startling similarities between the iPad and The Tablet for yourself!
Frank The Bunny Is Comin’ To Town! [VIDEO]
Happy Easter, loyal devotees of COED Magazine! Hope you didn’t stuff yourself stupid with Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs, because we have one more Easter treat to shove down your caramel-clogged throat: a visit from everyone’s favorite macabre, demented bunny, Frank! No chocolate candy or colored eggs in Frankie’s basket, just mentally disturbing Doomsday premonitions and repeated trips to the therapist where everybody thinks you’re crazy, hooray! So take off that stupid man suit (no really, you look ridiculous) and watch some of Frank’s best moments from Donnie Darko for yourself!
Meet Mr. Toots The Killer Unicorn [VIDEO]
You know all those pop-up ads you see on the internet? The ones that tell you that you’ve won a cash prize or a video game system? Well, being the neurotic shut-in that you are, you’ve probably declined out of fear of getting a computer virus. That’s partly true, but you totally missed out on winning a baby unicorn that fires rainbow lasers from its ass that can level a building – and turn people into a messy pile of bone and blood mush! So take a risk for once and watch this video for yourself. I swear to you that you won’t get spyware… maybe.
Coachella Guy Is Tripping Serious Balls! [VIDEO]
Everyone had a ball at Coachella last weekend, but this drugged-up Arcade Fire fan took that expression to a slightly creepy – but still funny – level. The first thing that came to mind while watching this video was that he looked like a kitten tripping on LSD while playing with a ball of yarn. But then I realized that this video eerily mirrors another one I saw not too long ago, one involving a horse and a ball (NOT what you’re thinking, pal). Watch these two videos for yourself and see the stunning similarities!
German Guy Trolls Bieber Fans [VIDEO]
Getting someone’s hopes up and then pulling the rug out from underneath them is never a nice thing… unless of, course, this person happens to be a Justin Bieber fan. Some guy in Germany did just that by dressing up as the Biebs and standing on a roof overlooking a gaggle of squealing Biebarians. What happens is hysterical beyond words and proves that doing the same thing with a chimpanzee can yield similar results! Catch a wicked case of Bieber Fever by watching this video for yourself!
The Amazing Flaming Porno Shop Guy [VIDEO]
We’re pretty sure you’ve already heard the story about the guy who inexplicably burst into flames at a California porno shop and ran out on to the sidewalk; religious fanatics are even chalking it up to a case of divine wrath. Whatever the case may be, videos have been appearing on the internet of the hot and bothered fella running out of the store, with his pants down to his ankles to boot! Granted, this isn’t the full video (you have to watch it elsewhere), but that doesn’t mean it’s any less funny. Hit the jump to see this piping hot video for yourself! Okay, now you can start with the Human Torch jokes!
“Doctor Who”: 47 Years In 6 Minutes [VIDEO]
With the sixth series of Doctor Who premiering on BBC America next week, fans everywhere are getting amped for the good doctor’s triumphant return – or they’re just happy to see some more Amy Pond again. But for those of you wanting to jump on the Dr. Who bandwagon right now, you have a whopping 47 years of Doctor Who to catch up on by next week! Instead of blowing all your cash on the DVDs, the Fine Bros. have, just for you nerdy neophytes, condensed all of Dr. Who’s exploits in one, easy to swallow six-minute recap. Tell your Daleks from your Cybermen by hitting the TARDIS jump and watching this video!
Grease Is The Word In Japan [VIDEO]
It’s time to face facts, America: we’re a real bunch of uptight squares, there’s no denying it. While we corral ourselves into an overcrowded, stuffy church every Sunday morning, the youth element of Japan hit up the trendy Harajuku district decked out in a wild menagerie of clothing that looks like a Japanese anime made real. Of these various Harajuku subgroups, it’s these break dancing Fonzie worshippers that really stand out from the pack! I’d bet money on it that they all have campy greaser names like “Johnny Bones” or “Jerry Slick Fingers,” and spend their evenings hammering back milkshakes at Japan’s only Johnny Rocket’s restaurant. Watch this video for yourself and taste the nostalgia! Ayyy!
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