“Doctor Who”: 47 Years In 6 Minutes [VIDEO]
With the sixth series of Doctor Who premiering on BBC America next week, fans everywhere are getting amped for the good doctor’s triumphant return – or they’re just happy to see some more Amy Pond again. But for those of you wanting to jump on the Dr. Who bandwagon right now, you have a whopping 47 years of Doctor Who to catch up on by next week! Instead of blowing all your cash on the DVDs, the Fine Bros. have, just for you nerdy neophytes, condensed all of Dr. Who’s exploits in one, easy to swallow six-minute recap. Tell your Daleks from your Cybermen by hitting the TARDIS jump and watching this video!
5 Pointers On How Not To Be A Doormat
So you’ve cleared your entire schedule in case she calls on Friday night? You let her decide where every date is because you don’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re with her? You’re also around her place so often her roommate is starting to mistake you for – you guessed it – her doormat. Take it from me, there’s nothing sexy about something you’d rub your shoes on; in fact, women like guys who have an opinion and some direction. So pick yourself up off of the floor and follow these five rules to take the power back in your relationships!
13 Strange Ways People Get High Around the World [INFOGRAPHIC]
There comes a time in the lives of drinkers and pot smokers everywhere when that bottle of beer or bag of hash just seems to lack the punch it used to have. While most give up and call the quits, there are those few that think outside the box and know that the next dragon ride to a Phish concert on the moon is simply a spice rack or toad away! To see just how creative – or desperate- people around the world actually get, our friends over at Medical Billing and Coding created this trippy infographic to present 13 strange ways people catch a high around the world!
Grease Is The Word In Japan [VIDEO]
It’s time to face facts, America: we’re a real bunch of uptight squares, there’s no denying it. While we corral ourselves into an overcrowded, stuffy church every Sunday morning, the youth element of Japan hit up the trendy Harajuku district decked out in a wild menagerie of clothing that looks like a Japanese anime made real. Of these various Harajuku subgroups, it’s these break dancing Fonzie worshippers that really stand out from the pack! I’d bet money on it that they all have campy greaser names like “Johnny Bones” or “Jerry Slick Fingers,” and spend their evenings hammering back milkshakes at Japan’s only Johnny Rocket’s restaurant. Watch this video for yourself and taste the nostalgia! Ayyy!
Orson Welles Terrorizes Jim Henson and Frank Oz [VIDEO]
Orson, Orson, Orson… You can’t go five minutes without making things take a turn for the macabre, can you? In this episode of the Orson Welles Show (yes, this did actually exist), Welles interviews legendary puppeteers Jim Henson and Frank Oz. The interview, if not a bit on the serious side, starts out well enough – until he slips in some dark and twisted imagery that is guaranteed to kill all happy memories you had watching The Muppet Show or Sesame Street. Watch Orson Welles destroy the childhood of people everywhere for yourself, and be forever haunted by the image of a dead Kermit the Frog!
The Kelly Family’s In Love With Aliens [VIDEO]
The internet’s favorite kooky family of androgynous, long-haired folk singers – The Kelly Family – is back and singing in the key of love… with aliens (the space kind, not illegal). With the media’s negative portrayal of aliens in pop culture, it’s nice to see the Kellys step up and teach the world, through the universal language of song, that aliens aren’t always about anal probing or laying eggs in one’s chest. But, hey, it doesn’t matter if we on Earth don’t care for their music – at least they have a deeply devoted following of space fops eager to throw their astro dollars at them. Watch this video and fall in love with an alien yourself!
The German Hugh Hefner [VIDEO]
Most men dream of being Hugh Hefner. One man has become him. This is what happens when you have a webcam, an excessive amount of free time on your hands and you’re German. Despite falling short of the mark, the end result is 24 carat awesome. Happy 85 Birthday Hef. The mold was definitely broken.
Hugh Hefner On “What’s My Line?” [VIDEO]
It’s Hugh Hefner’s 85th birthday tomorrow and we at COED couldn’t be anymore excited to honor the man who defied social norms and brought beautiful bare-assed and busty bunnies into the mainstream to millions – pedantic naysayers be damned! We’re going to start this morning off right with a look at a much younger “Hef” and his late 1950s appearance on the game show What’s My Line? Watch as the show’s panel of contestants struggle to find the right questions to ask to figure out who the mystery guest is. Ideal questions would’ve been: “Are you responsible for rampant sore wrists across America?” or “Are you hailed as a god among men?” See this retro video for yourself, and happy birthday, Hugh!
Ahhhh… The Coolest Lego Stop Motion You’ll See Today [VIDEO]
Lego stop motion isn’t a new thing on the internet, especially with so many low quality videos of a poorly animated Lego figurine struggling to walk across someone’s dingy coffee table. But this video – oddly titled Ah – shows that you don’t always need to rely on a headless Lego pirate figurine to make a good mini-movie – the tiny building bricks themselves speak volumes! Who knew that the everyday life of a brick involved shootouts with the police, Imperial AT-AT attacks and bumping nasties (yes, that really does happen)? Words alone don’t do this video justice, so why not hit the jump to see a bazooka-wielding brick go to town on some cops? You know you want to!
Rabbit Wants a ‘Bone’ [VIDEO]
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin’ down the bunny trail! Hippity… humpity…? Oh, my – Uh… He’s pretty much going to town on that dog and his love for those of the canine persuasion certainly seems to know no bounds; can’t say it’s likewise for the pooch. This is isn’t the most ideal way to bring in the Easter holiday, but you can see this unique interspecies “friendship” for yourself, if you want.
Ivan Is Scared [VIDEO]
What’s worse than a demented clown? A demented clown that also happens to be your birth mother – which is sadly the case for 3 month-old Ivan. Everyday must feel like a hellish trip to the circus every time his mom opens her mouth to let out another disturbing guffaw, much to the unbridled horror of her infant son. Man, if this keeps up, Ivan won’t be able to look at a box of Kaboom cereal without going into the fetal position well into adulthood! See this video for yourself and be glad that your mom is normal!
ThinkGeek’s New Playmobil Apple Store Playset [VIDEO]
This isn’t funny, ThinkGeek… not funny at all. I know it’s April Fool’s Day and all, but there’s harmless joking around and then there’s just playing with the fragile emotions of a geek. Like they do every April 1st, the jerks people over at ThinkGeek make a too-awesome-for-words product that, much to the dismay of nearly everyone on the internet, doesn’t exist – until they cave in to our nerdy demands and make it happen. But I doubt this Playmobil Apple Store playset will ever be made real!
The Top 5 Viral Pictures of 1911 [VIDEO]
Good morning to you, good ladies and sirs of Coeducation Periodical.com. Tell me this, have you seen these humorous motion pictures going about the internet tantamount to a virus, brimming with absolute tomfoolery? Pardon my rude interjection, but have you been dwelling under a rock this whole time?! Don’t look like a fool among your close chums, watch the vexing delight of the “Irksome Citrus” and the quite talented “Flugelhorn Feline” so you’ll never be out of the discussions on popular culture. Go on further to view the top five viral pictures of 1911 that will leave you in stitches! And have a splendid April’s Fools Day!
Crazy Old Man Led Zeppelin Dance [VIDEO]
Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!
Brothers Mario 2: Kong Country [VIDEO]
Back in December, the Brothers Mario took back the Mushroom Kingdom from the crime lord Bowser and his Koopa Troop. Now, the brothers have some monkeys on their backs – quite literally! The Kong crime family, led by Donkey Kong, are moving in on the koopas’ turf, leaving a reluctant Bowser with only one option – getting help from the Brothers Mario. The monkey sh*t hits the fan after Mario kills Donkey’s nephew Diddy, driving everyone bananas (I swear, I’ll stop with the simian-related humor). Non-gaming folk might get a few laughs from this, but if you’re a Nintendo geek like me, you’re going to get giddy over the references to the game series and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! This is a video you can’t miss!
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