Epic Beer Pong Dunk Over Car [VIDEO]

You know those times when an awesome idea you had looked great on paper, went without a hitch in your head, but the moment you put your plan into action it blows up in your face? Well, that’s what must have happened to these guys as they attempted to perform a beer pong dunk over a car. They say that fortune favors the bold – or complete sh*t for brains – so I’m guessing after a few hospital visits and stitches later, the guy will eventually learn to stick his landing. See this video for yourself and try not to do anything too stupid today!

Epic Beer Thief Fail [VIDEO]

While none of us would ever dare commit a robbery, you can’t say the thought hasn’t at least entered your mind once or twice thanks to films like Ocean’s Eleven. You know, breaking in and leaving in a grandiose fashion while the police bumble about like Keystone Cops. But we all can’t be George Clooney, as this inept beer thief with some serious delusions of grandeur found out. The saddest apart about this video is that an innocent six-pack of beer was killed because of a robbery gone sour; the man’s not only a petty crook, but a cold-blooded murderer too. Watch this injustice for yourself and try not to cry.

7 Tasty Snacks Fit For A Drunk

It’s been a long day, and an even longer night – filled with frosty pints of beer and dizzying shots of booze; only interrupted by the less-than-intelligent conversation with the nearest co-ed at the bar. On that hazy and winding stroll home, your group of drinking buddies begins to realize that recognizable feeling of the “drunken munchies,” stricken with the desire to eat nearly anything and everything in sight. Whether you’re passing through the glorious fast food district, digging through a pile of take-out menus, or ransacking the fridge, there’s bound to be something which appeals to your inebriated appetite! Hit the jump to see COED’s list of 7 tasty snacks fit for a drunk!

6 Reasons Why The Easter Bunny Is Terrifying

Christmas and the threat of a surprise visit from jolly old St. Nick may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that kids everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. This Sunday, children all over will quiver in unbridled terror over the annual arrival of one of childhood’s most feared deities: the Easter Bunny! It doesn’t matter that he’s (it’s?) delivering a basket full of chocolate and toys, no one wants a giant rabbit hanging over their bed, watching them sleep! But what exactly makes the Easter Bunny cause the kiddies to wet their Sunday best? Find out by reading the 6 reasons why the Easter Bunny is terrifying… if you dare!

The Greatest Partiers In Film History [INFOGRAPHIC]

So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can’t because you’re a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall – KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

10 Awful Foods That Taste Awesome High

While consuming truckloads of food to fill our empty stomachs is something most Americans do on a regular basis, doing this while high is an adventure all its own. Have you ever tasted the delicious Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes from Domino’s? What about French Fries from Arby’s? Sure, all these foods would make a nutritionist commit suicide, but when you are high, who cares about counting calories? It’s all about how incredible the food tastes after taking in that sweet Mary Jane! Sink your teeth into COED’s list of the 10 foods that are awful for you, but awesome to eat while high!

5 Pointers On How Not To Be A Doormat

So you’ve cleared your entire schedule in case she calls on Friday night? You let her decide where every date is because you don’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re with her? You’re also around her place so often her roommate is starting to mistake you for – you guessed it – her doormat. Take it from me, there’s nothing sexy about something you’d rub your shoes on; in fact, women like guys who have an opinion and some direction. So pick yourself up off of the floor and follow these five rules to take the power back in your relationships!

13 Strange Ways People Get High Around the World [INFOGRAPHIC]

There comes a time in the lives of drinkers and pot smokers everywhere when that bottle of beer or bag of hash just seems to lack the punch it used to have. While most give up and call the quits, there are those few that think outside the box and know that the next dragon ride to a Phish concert on the moon is simply a spice rack or toad away! To see just how creative – or desperate- people around the world actually get, our friends over at Medical Billing and Coding created this trippy infographic to present 13 strange ways people catch a high around the world!

Grease Is The Word In Japan [VIDEO]

It’s time to face facts, America: we’re a real bunch of uptight squares, there’s no denying it. While we corral ourselves into an overcrowded, stuffy church every Sunday morning, the youth element of Japan hit up the trendy Harajuku district decked out in a wild menagerie of clothing that looks like a Japanese anime made real. Of these various Harajuku subgroups, it’s these break dancing Fonzie worshippers that really stand out from the pack! I’d bet money on it that they all have campy greaser names like “Johnny Bones” or “Jerry Slick Fingers,” and spend their evenings hammering back milkshakes at Japan’s only Johnny Rocket’s restaurant. Watch this video for yourself and taste the nostalgia! Ayyy!

The German Hugh Hefner [VIDEO]

Most men dream of being Hugh Hefner. One man has become him. This is what happens when you have a webcam, an excessive amount of free time on your hands and you’re German. Despite falling short of the mark, the end result is 24 carat awesome. Happy 85 Birthday Hef. The mold was definitely broken.

Hugh Hefner On “What’s My Line?” [VIDEO]

It’s Hugh Hefner’s 85th birthday tomorrow and we at COED couldn’t be anymore excited to honor the man who defied social norms and brought beautiful bare-assed and busty bunnies into the mainstream to millions – pedantic naysayers be damned! We’re going to start this morning off right with a look at a much younger “Hef” and his late 1950s appearance on the game show What’s My Line? Watch as the show’s panel of contestants struggle to find the right questions to ask to figure out who the mystery guest is. Ideal questions would’ve been: “Are you responsible for rampant sore wrists across America?” or “Are you hailed as a god among men?” See this retro video for yourself, and happy birthday, Hugh!

The 7 Best Malt Liquors

It’s no wonder why 40s are the drink of choice on most college campuses. Why would you spend $3.50 for a 12 ounce beer when you could get 40 ounces of delicious malt liquor for half that price and twice the ABV? It’s so popular, the competitive kids created a drinking game called, “Edward 40 Hands,” in which players duct-tape 40s to… Click to read more

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The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Chefs

Cooking shows have changed quite a lot over the years, for us guys at least. We’re no longer subjected to watching an amorphous tub of goo wearing a chef hat waddle around a studio kitchen looking for that wayward can of Crisco or sweating into the gumbo. Now, we’re treated to enough sweet eye candy that would put even the babes of Spike and G4 to cryi… Click to read more

Split The Rent The Easy Way With This Rent Calculator

You did it, you’re finally on your own and away from family members prying into every facet of your private life. But that also means you’re cut off and your parents sure as hell aren’t coughing up the coin to pay for your apartment; enter roommate(s) and splitting the rent. While the idea sounds feasible, you soon begin to realize you̵… Click to read more