5 Pointers On How Not To Be A Doormat

So you’ve cleared your entire schedule in case she calls on Friday night? You let her decide where every date is because you don’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re with her? You’re also around her place so often her roommate is starting to mistake you for – you guessed it – her doormat. Take it from me, there’s nothing sexy about something you’d rub your shoes on; in fact, women like guys who have an opinion and some direction. So pick yourself up off of the floor and follow these five rules to take the power back in your relationships!

Hugh Hefner On “What’s My Line?” [VIDEO]

It’s Hugh Hefner’s 85th birthday tomorrow and we at COED couldn’t be anymore excited to honor the man who defied social norms and brought beautiful bare-assed and busty bunnies into the mainstream to millions – pedantic naysayers be damned! We’re going to start this morning off right with a look at a much younger “Hef” and his late 1950s appearance on the game show What’s My Line? Watch as the show’s panel of contestants struggle to find the right questions to ask to figure out who the mystery guest is. Ideal questions would’ve been: “Are you responsible for rampant sore wrists across America?” or “Are you hailed as a god among men?” See this retro video for yourself, and happy birthday, Hugh!

“Navi’s Song (Hey, Listen)” [VIDEO]

Want to know how to make a video game junkie go ballistic and punch a hole into a brick wall, howling like an angry baboon the whole time? Just say “Navi” and watch the magic! In case you don’t know who Navi is, she was the nagging harpy – I mean – fairy sidekick of Link from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time that would get his attention with “Hey, listen,” and provide him hints to solving a puzzle or defeating a boss.

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The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Chefs

Cooking shows have changed quite a lot over the years, for us guys at least. We’re no longer subjected to watching an amorphous tub of goo wearing a chef hat waddle around a studio kitchen looking for that wayward can of Crisco or sweating into the gumbo. Now, we’re treated to enough sweet eye candy that would put even the babes of Spike and G4 to cryi… Click to read more

The Model Life With Jessi June: Playboy Model & Miss COED Jessi June’s NEW Blog Series

Jessi June’s a Playboy model and Miss COED from Miami who agreed to share some of her personal stories for a brand new blog series on COED that we’re tentatively calling, “Get Messy With Jessi”. In her inaugural post she talks about a very interesting role she landed in a “massage instructional video”. All we know is it WASN’T hardcore. Enjoy!

The 12 Types of Girls That Live On Your Floor

Chicks, man. Know what I’m sayin’? They come in all shapes and sizes. In high school, unless you either A) got lucky and had a girl hype you up to her friends or B) had a cool kid take you under his wing, you were pretty much left in the dark when it came to navigating the scene. Your chances of hooking up SKYROCKET once you move into the freshman dorms. So, let COED be ‘that guy’ who gives you the lowdown on the girls living on your floor.

COED’s Letter to Brett Favre’s Wife, Deanna Favre

With Brett Favre slowly ‘fessing up to his extramarital affaris with former New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, COED decided to write a letter to Brett’s wife Deanna Favre to lend some support. As George Michael once sang, “You Gotta Have Faith.” Place your faith in us, Deanna!

8 Legitimate Reasons To Bitch About Your Bro’s GF

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It’s obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it’s always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma’s a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy’s girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

Playboy Wants To Get Naked And Party At Your School!

Our friends over at Playboy.com just launched their 1st ever “Hottest College Girl” Contest.. Students can submit nominees at playboy.com/collegegirlcontest. The winner and runner-up will each get to host their own unforgettable Playboy party at their respective schools! If the party is anything like these ridiculous Playboy spring break wet t-shirt pictures you are in for a treat!

5 Things to Say to Make a Woman Want You

Forget corny pick-up lines and forget wasting your money on buying a potential hook-up a drink. You’re a COED man and you shouldn’t have to go around a bar begging girls to go home with you. Instead, take our advice, and you’ll have all the women you meet dying to sleep with you. Let’s just hope that she can keep it her in her pants until you find a bed.

8 Places to Creep (Besides the Internet)

Before the technological era upped the creepiness-ante, in the days before Facebook could predict every person you ever made eye contact with or Chatroulette could link you with a myriad of pant-less strangers, there was good old fashioned being shady. So let’s get back to the days of shamelessly hitting on girls and doing it like a champ

10 Manliest Apartment Decorations

Every guy needs a kickin’ pad. We’ve been over how to make your apartment look more grown-up — and now, onto the manly tweaks. COED found these ten items to impress not only your bros, but your prospective mattress partners as well.

10 Most Popular Male Fantasies

Almost every single guy in the world has completely unrealistic fantasies that will most likely never happen. Whether they originate from pop culture, Halloween parties, or our high exposure to NSFW material is a complete and utter mystery. But it doesn’t stop us from spending a crazy amount of time hoping and praying that we’ll one day be able to live out these fantasies.

5 Things Women Wear That Men Hate

There’s more than one reason we love to see women naked. Sure it’s easy on the eyes, but it also saves us from having to stare at some of the most horrific fashion to ever be worn. We’re talking clothes so ugly that we can’t focus on anything except taking them off…and running to the nearest bonfire to burn them. Disclaimer: Always remember to keep a simple rule in mind: if a girl asks “does this look good on me?,” say “of course!” This rule operates independently from your opinions.