5 Ways to Tell If Your Girl’s a “Keeper”

Is the girl you’re currently dating a keeper, or should she fall into the catch-and-release category? Is she Suburban Housewife material, or would you be embarrassed to be seen with her in a back alley? If you’re on the fence about the situation, here are five easy ways to tell if she’s worth holding onto.

Handicapping the Celebrity Deathpool

2009 was undoubtedly been the year of celebrity death. Michael Jackson Farrah Fawcett, Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy, Patrick Swayze Ed McMahon, Steve McNair the screaming dude famous for Oxyclean . . . This has led many to start placing bets on who is the next to go, so let’s handicap the Deathpool.

Weapons of Mass Distraction: 2010 Hooters Calendar Girls Invade Iraq

The 2010 Hooter’s Calendar Girls, known around here for dominating Las Vegas, traveled to Iraq recently as part of Hooter’s Let Freedom Wing program. We caught up with Miss Hooters International 2009, Raechel Holtgrave on the front lines. In between spreading democracy and turning on our soldiers, she gave us nsight ( as well as some hotter-than-the-desert pics) as to what she was doing in the Middle East.

40 Kentucky Derby Darlings

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! This Saturday, horse racing fans will converge on Churchill Downs for the first and most famous race of the annual US Triple Crown. But here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”

5 Steps to Pwning in Beer Pong

Beer Pong. It doesn’t matter where you play it. It’s all about putting the ball in the cup. It’s all about that liquid splash. To impress the ladies, get drunk and be THAT guy who won 8 games in a row at that party during spring weekend, you need to know how to succeed at this timeless drinking game. Here are 5 ways to stay at the table.

Wedgies of the AVP Volleyball Tour

No one appreciates beach volleyball butts quite like COED. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve always brought you the best butts from this insanely hot sport. And this year we’re digging deeper into everything that the AVP Crocs Beach volleyball Tour has to offer.

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google)

Do you think you know who is the most Googled woman in the world? Think again. After months of painstaking research, we have the definitive answer to which women get oogled the most on Google. And it’s not who you think. Let’s just say we never thought Betty White and Pam Anderson would be neck in neck for Google hits. Shocked? Check out the list to find out which woman is number one.

The 17 ‘Known’ Girlfriends of Hugh Hefner (in Order of Hotness)

Hugh Hefner, the man who inspired thousands of women across the country to get Playboy bunny tramp stamps, has announced that he’s ready to settle down with his one true love, Crystal Harris. In honor of his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And whil… Click to read more

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) : 40 – 31

Do you think you know who is the most Googled woman in the world? Think again. After months of painstaking research, we have the definitive answer to which women get oogled the most on Google. And it’s not who you think. Let’s just say we never thought Betty White and Pam Anderson would be neck in neck for Google hits. Shocked? Check out the list to find out which wo… Click to read more

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) : 30 – 21

#30 Kristen Stewart
14,400,000 Results
(click image to view pics of Kristen smoking weed)

#29 Betty White
14,500,000 Results
(click image to view Betty’s SNL t-shirt)

#28 Pamela Anderson
15,200,000 Results
(click image to view a creepy exact replica of Pamela)

#27 Fergie
15,600,000 Results
(click image to view photos of Fergie accidentally peein… Click to read more

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) : 20 – 11

#20 Lindsay Lohan
20,100,000
(click image to view Lindsay’s freaky S&M “Knife” photos)

#19 Jessica Simpson
20,900,000
(click image to view a Jessica NSFW nipple slip and her attempt of the “Alba Ass Pose”)

#18 Sarah Palin
21,000,000
(click image to view Palin’s turkey beheading video)

#17 Mariah Carey
22,200… Click to read more

8 Sports Americans Have No Idea How to Play

Sure, Americans may dominate football, baseball, and basketball. But there are at least eight sports that Americans can hardly play at all…or to put it bluntly, they suck at playing. Take a look at the sports that most Americans will never be good enough to play professionally.

12 First Date “Do’s” and “Don’ts”

So tonight is the lucky night. You’ve showered, shaved, doused yourself with cologne and popped the piece of gum. Whether you’re hoping to actually find someone who is relationship material or just looking for a one night stand, first dates can be a nightmare if you don’t handle the situation correctly.

Beware of These 24 Creep-ster Bunnies!

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these mentally unstable dudes, it means dressing up in bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.

Google vs. China: All Out Cyberwar Or Sissy Slapfight?

After discovering that hundreds of politically sensitive Gmail accounts had been hacked by the Chinese government, Google’s giving China a choice – let us provide uncensored search results on Google.cn, or we’re pulling out of China.