John Ritter Is Crazy (For Recycling) [VIDEO]
When John Ritter passed away a few years back, many people decided to remember him for his memorable roles on television shows like Three’s Company – while turning a blind eye to his habit of roaming the suburbs, tearing through people’s trash like a starving raccoon! While I commend his dedication to the preservation of our environment, does he really have to yell at us like that, or wear – and I’m positive that it is – eyeliner for that matter? Personally, the crying Native American guy and Woodsy the Owl made for a better mascots, not John Ritter who looks like he raided Angus Young’s concert wardrobe. Watch this video for yourself and go crazy for recycling!
Slick Is A “Jive Soul Bro” [VIDEO]
There are many music artists that – regardless of their unbridled talent and originality – I feel have been robbed of a Grammy or VMA one too many times in the past. But the fact that Slick has never been given the proper recognition, let alone not being invited to attend these events, for his rhyming prowess is both an unforgivable crime and a blemish on the entire music industry. Slick’s paid his dues, he’s showed his skills, and yet he sits alone eating “yardbird,” watching his career fade into obscurity. If you’re looking for something a little more “underground,” watch the musical stylings of Slick for yourself!
Puppet With An “M” Fetish [VIDEO]
Welcome to “Peppermint Park,” a pleasant little neighborhood just a few blocks down from Sesame Street, where it looks as though exposure to a horrific toxic waste spill caused all of its residents to fuse together – creating a race of nightmarish human/puppet hybrids. Of these mutants, Ernie – not the Ernie -wants to extol his undying love for the letter “M.” Judging by his nervous expression and fidgety hands, you so know that he’s trying his hardest to fight that boner about to rip through his pants; thank God that he’s being filmed from the waist up, because no one should ever bear witness to a puppet erection! Watch this marvelous… magnificent… video for yourself!
Gross Old Groupie Takes A Spill [VIDEO]
For those of you watching this video right now in the middle of a meal, I suggest you turn away. Because what you’re about to see is, to put it lightly, nauseating. Really, who is this woman and what is she even doing at what looks like the saddest rap concert in the history of, well, rap concerts? Judging by the looks of her, she’s been getting her groupie thing on since the Altamont Free Concert back in ’69 and she shows no signs of stopping – much to our dismay… If you have an iron stomach, check out this grooving granny for yourself!
6 Video Game Characters Who Belong In Your Frat
Elder fraternity members are always scouting the next available crop of pledges, seeking to rebuild and refresh their organization with the top recruits on campus. What if instead of a wide-eyed teenager, wandering in circles looking for his freshmen orientation that ended 30 minutes ago, you could pick from a stable of noble superheroes, mysterious villains, and cartoony pranksters? We’re talking about creating an entire frat out of iconic video game characters, building the wildest pack of party animals ever assembled! Read on to see COED’s list of six video game characters to have in your frat!
Frank The Bunny Is Comin’ To Town! [VIDEO]
Happy Easter, loyal devotees of COED Magazine! Hope you didn’t stuff yourself stupid with Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs, because we have one more Easter treat to shove down your caramel-clogged throat: a visit from everyone’s favorite macabre, demented bunny, Frank! No chocolate candy or colored eggs in Frankie’s basket, just mentally disturbing Doomsday premonitions and repeated trips to the therapist where everybody thinks you’re crazy, hooray! So take off that stupid man suit (no really, you look ridiculous) and watch some of Frank’s best moments from Donnie Darko for yourself!
8 NBA Teams That Could Use A Name Change
When getting your basketball team together, it helps to give them a name that is memorable, marketable and – above all – imposing. Names like the Chicago Bulls, the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Dallas Mavericks are all names that strike fear into the opposition as well making a helluva lot more sense than – oh, we don’t know – Utah Jazz! With the first round of the 2011 NBA playoffs well under way, it’s time to honor – or dishonor – the teams with names that make fans everywhere cringe and their managers cry. Hit the jump to see COED’s list of 8 NBA teams that could use a name change!
Rev Up Your Lancers With The “Gears Of War 3″ Beta [VIDEO GAMES]
Fanboys of the Gears of War franchise were left utterly heartbroken when Epic Games dropped the buzzkill bomb and announced that the highly anticipated Gears of War 3 would not be released on April 13th as originally intended, having been delayed until September 20th. But not wanting to leave their fans out in the bitter cold, the developers have released a free multiplayer beta currently running on Xbox Live – from April 18th through May 15th, mind you – to sate their appetites for carnage! Read on to learn how you can get your hands on this beta, as well as what’s in store!
Coachella Guy Is Tripping Serious Balls! [VIDEO]
Everyone had a ball at Coachella last weekend, but this drugged-up Arcade Fire fan took that expression to a slightly creepy – but still funny – level. The first thing that came to mind while watching this video was that he looked like a kitten tripping on LSD while playing with a ball of yarn. But then I realized that this video eerily mirrors another one I saw not too long ago, one involving a horse and a ball (NOT what you’re thinking, pal). Watch these two videos for yourself and see the stunning similarities!
German Guy Trolls Bieber Fans [VIDEO]
Getting someone’s hopes up and then pulling the rug out from underneath them is never a nice thing… unless of, course, this person happens to be a Justin Bieber fan. Some guy in Germany did just that by dressing up as the Biebs and standing on a roof overlooking a gaggle of squealing Biebarians. What happens is hysterical beyond words and proves that doing the same thing with a chimpanzee can yield similar results! Catch a wicked case of Bieber Fever by watching this video for yourself!
“Doctor Who”: 47 Years In 6 Minutes [VIDEO]
With the sixth series of Doctor Who premiering on BBC America next week, fans everywhere are getting amped for the good doctor’s triumphant return – or they’re just happy to see some more Amy Pond again. But for those of you wanting to jump on the Dr. Who bandwagon right now, you have a whopping 47 years of Doctor Who to catch up on by next week! Instead of blowing all your cash on the DVDs, the Fine Bros. have, just for you nerdy neophytes, condensed all of Dr. Who’s exploits in one, easy to swallow six-minute recap. Tell your Daleks from your Cybermen by hitting the TARDIS jump and watching this video!
Orson Welles Terrorizes Jim Henson and Frank Oz [VIDEO]
Orson, Orson, Orson… You can’t go five minutes without making things take a turn for the macabre, can you? In this episode of the Orson Welles Show (yes, this did actually exist), Welles interviews legendary puppeteers Jim Henson and Frank Oz. The interview, if not a bit on the serious side, starts out well enough – until he slips in some dark and twisted imagery that is guaranteed to kill all happy memories you had watching The Muppet Show or Sesame Street. Watch Orson Welles destroy the childhood of people everywhere for yourself, and be forever haunted by the image of a dead Kermit the Frog!
The Kelly Family’s In Love With Aliens [VIDEO]
The internet’s favorite kooky family of androgynous, long-haired folk singers – The Kelly Family – is back and singing in the key of love… with aliens (the space kind, not illegal). With the media’s negative portrayal of aliens in pop culture, it’s nice to see the Kellys step up and teach the world, through the universal language of song, that aliens aren’t always about anal probing or laying eggs in one’s chest. But, hey, it doesn’t matter if we on Earth don’t care for their music – at least they have a deeply devoted following of space fops eager to throw their astro dollars at them. Watch this video and fall in love with an alien yourself!
Hugh Hefner On “What’s My Line?” [VIDEO]
It’s Hugh Hefner’s 85th birthday tomorrow and we at COED couldn’t be anymore excited to honor the man who defied social norms and brought beautiful bare-assed and busty bunnies into the mainstream to millions – pedantic naysayers be damned! We’re going to start this morning off right with a look at a much younger “Hef” and his late 1950s appearance on the game show What’s My Line? Watch as the show’s panel of contestants struggle to find the right questions to ask to figure out who the mystery guest is. Ideal questions would’ve been: “Are you responsible for rampant sore wrists across America?” or “Are you hailed as a god among men?” See this retro video for yourself, and happy birthday, Hugh!
Crazy Old Man Led Zeppelin Dance [VIDEO]
Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!
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