6 Video Game Characters Who Belong In Your Frat

Elder fraternity members are always scouting the next available crop of pledges, seeking to rebuild and refresh their organization with the top recruits on campus. What if instead of a wide-eyed teenager, wandering in circles looking for his freshmen orientation that ended 30 minutes ago, you could pick from a stable of noble superheroes, mysterious villains, and cartoony pranksters? We’re talking about creating an entire frat out of iconic video game characters, building the wildest pack of party animals ever assembled! Read on to see COED’s list of six video game characters to have in your frat!

The Greatest Partiers In Film History [INFOGRAPHIC]

So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can’t because you’re a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall – KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

10 Awful Foods That Taste Awesome High

While consuming truckloads of food to fill our empty stomachs is something most Americans do on a regular basis, doing this while high is an adventure all its own. Have you ever tasted the delicious Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes from Domino’s? What about French Fries from Arby’s? Sure, all these foods would make a nutritionist commit suicide, but when you are high, who cares about counting calories? It’s all about how incredible the food tastes after taking in that sweet Mary Jane! Sink your teeth into COED’s list of the 10 foods that are awful for you, but awesome to eat while high!

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Drinks of the Week: The RÖKKtini, Irish Car Bomb, and Electric Margarita Sotol

Has it been a week already? You know what they say, “time flies when you’re drinking tons of booze.” Actually I don’t think anyone says that, but who are you to disagree? Anyways, this week we’re taking a look a three truly unique brands starting with RÖKK Vodka and Greenore Irish Whiskey, and then we wrap things up with Sotol H… Click to read more

This Week in Weed: Wiz Khalifa Busted, Seth Rogen On Conan

First off, let us all take a moment of silence, for the rejection of Proposition 19 in California.
Proposition 19, also called The Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act, was a bill that If passed, would have legalized various marijuana-related activities. The bill lost to a vote of 46% Yes, 54% No. But, have no fear, Proposition 19 will be back on the ballot in… Click to read more

The 12 Types of Girls That Live On Your Floor

Chicks, man. Know what I’m sayin’? They come in all shapes and sizes. In high school, unless you either A) got lucky and had a girl hype you up to her friends or B) had a cool kid take you under his wing, you were pretty much left in the dark when it came to navigating the scene. Your chances of hooking up SKYROCKET once you move into the freshman dorms. So, let COED be ‘that guy’ who gives you the lowdown on the girls living on your floor.

5 Things Every College Guy Needs to Have Behind the Bar

Professional bartenders have a multitude of ingredients at their disposal to make a bevy of fascinating cocktails. This list is for those who have limited space, and limited funds. It will provide the basic accessories of an at-home bar that will get you serving thirst quenching drinks without needing the resources of a mixologist.

New Innovation in Beer Pong: Pong Deck

Ladies and gents, break out your best beer pong distractions, a new innovation in beer pong has hit the market! It’s called “Pong Deck“…Half drink coaster, and half card deck. If just playing beer pong isn’t enough for you, pong deck is exactly what you are looking for. Made up of 25 action cards and 25 drink cards, this new game – within a game takes beer pong to a whole new intoxicated level.

8 Legitimate Reasons To Bitch About Your Bro’s GF

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It’s obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it’s always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma’s a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy’s girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

Robot Unicorn Addiction

The world’s gayest sounding video game is catching on with a lot of college kids. In this personal journal entry from one of our writers, you’ll see what made him fall down the rabbit hole. Pretty soon, you might, too. Just make sure you hold on to that subscription to Playboy.

Playboy Wants To Get Naked And Party At Your School!

Our friends over at Playboy.com just launched their 1st ever “Hottest College Girl” Contest.. Students can submit nominees at playboy.com/collegegirlcontest. The winner and runner-up will each get to host their own unforgettable Playboy party at their respective schools! If the party is anything like these ridiculous Playboy spring break wet t-shirt pictures you are in for a treat!

The Top 10 University Sanctioned Events

We all have it in us to do some truly insane stuff. And everyone will agree that college is the ideal opportunity for such insanity. However, most students aren’t exactly grown-up to the point where they can just leap into their idea without being shoved out of the airplane. Fortunately, there’s always that one ballsy kid that convinces their university to say ‘yes’ to their outlandish scheme. And when the university nudges that idea into motion, the participants fall in like dominoes. Consequentially, a ton of people makes for an awesome event. Here are the Top 10 University Sanctioned Events in college history.

8 Places to Creep (Besides the Internet)

Before the technological era upped the creepiness-ante, in the days before Facebook could predict every person you ever made eye contact with or Chatroulette could link you with a myriad of pant-less strangers, there was good old fashioned being shady. So let’s get back to the days of shamelessly hitting on girls and doing it like a champ

5 Things Women Wear That Men Hate

There’s more than one reason we love to see women naked. Sure it’s easy on the eyes, but it also saves us from having to stare at some of the most horrific fashion to ever be worn. We’re talking clothes so ugly that we can’t focus on anything except taking them off…and running to the nearest bonfire to burn them. Disclaimer: Always remember to keep a simple rule in mind: if a girl asks “does this look good on me?,” say “of course!” This rule operates independently from your opinions.