I know it’s wrong to make fun of people for things that they can’t help. But damnit, I just can’t help myself! I mean, it’s not my fault that this woman looks like a bug-eyed park goblin, lurking behind trees, waiting to breath heavily on innocent people. Somebody’s got to stand up to this kind of threat. And I’m willing to take the blame for being an asshole, and just call a spade a spade. You’re welcome.

Wednesday marks the beginning of New York’s Fleet Week 2009, a time for the good men and women of our Navy and Marines to demonstrate some badass skills, honor fallen soldiers and take some time off to get wasted and have sex with as many people as humanly possible, before they head back out to sea. So to usher in the pre-Memorial Day celebrations, we’ve put together the 65 sexiest sailor girls we could find. Enjoy! (more…)

Twenty-three-year-old blond super-hottie Kayleigh Person is a British bikini and glamour model from Somerset, England. She first gained wide fame in 2003, after winning FHM’s second annual High Street Honeys competition. In addition to releasing a chart-topping single, “I Touch Myself,” Kayleigh is also one of the original Candy Girls on the British reality show CandyCrib.

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Some things in this world are indisputable, like gravity, death and the incredible, inexhaustible awesomeness of boobs. Because of this, we here at COED aren’t ashamed of our unending love of this fantastic female feature. So from the people who first brought you the glory of the side-boob and the hand-bra, we proudly present to you the latest in our unending quest for hot ass pictures of chicks wearing nearly nothing – the quintessential Tribute to the Glorious Underboob!

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In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we’d like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They’re kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing. Happy Easter!

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts, candy and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these (probably mentally unstable) dudes, it means dressing up in F’ing bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in the thick of football season and that means college rivalries are in full swing. Since we already know which games are the most heated, we’ve decided to cover this sacred college tradition of hating one other school more than all the others by bringing you the best party pictures from these competition-fueled weekends. Sure, most of the pictures are of hot girls showing their school spirit, but what can we say? We’re biased. (more…)

Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have a girlfriend, we suggest you go to your local gun store and pick her up a smokin’ hot new accessory. That is, if you can find one.

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There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?