Megan Fox Topless Photos: There Is a God

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Christ, it took long enough! While filming for upcoming release “Jennifer’s Body,” Megan Fox was caught climbing out of the water (basically) topless. Sure there’s some pesky bits of nipple tape covering a tiny portion of her otherwise-exposed ta-tas. But if you don’t have a strong enough imagination to fill that in, you don’t deserve these pictures, anyway.

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Click on photos to view the full gallery!

Danica Patrick: First Female IndyCar Winner & Her SI Swimsuit Gallery

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Danica Patrick became the first female to win an IndyCar race this past Sunday, when she placed first in the Japan 300. In 2005, she led the Indy 500, another first for a female in the sport. To commemorate her accomplishments, COED presents you with her SI photo gallery, along with video of her crossing the finish line.

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[Click images to see Danica Patrick’s 2008 SI Swimsuit gallery]

Video of her historic win after the jump! Read More »

Teens Getting Sluttier By Way of Cell Phones; Dudes High-Five…In Shame

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Oh Fox News, how I love your hypocrisy — especially when it involves teens and nude pictures.

According to a FOXNews.com report, teenagers in Columbus, OH are using their cell phones to send risqué photos and videos of themselves in a Digital Age note-passing that kicks so much more ass than the intricately folded blather I use to scribble on a scrap of wide-rule.

Apparently not everyone sees the improvement, like the FBI:

“I’ve seen everything from your basic striptease to sexual acts being performed,” said Reynoldsburg police Detective Brian Marvin, a member of the FBI Cyber Crime Task Force of Central Ohio. “You name it, they will do it at their home under this perceived anonymity.”

You name it, they will do it. It sounds like this guy knows a lot about the Central Ohio cell phone kiddie porn ring. That’s an awkward job to have; going home to your wife every night. Read More »

Allison Stokke Is Smokin’ In New Photos

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We are stoked about the 14 new photos of pole vaulting hottie Allison Stokke that have just recently surfaced. Stokke, a Cal freshman, looks just as good as she did back in June when she first appeared on the internet. Props to MCP for turning us on to them!

Check out the pictures after the jump! Read More »

Strenuous Work Conditions Treat People Like Hens

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No, the title isn’t the name of Sufjan Stevens’ latest ditty (though it could’ve been, wordy little smug bastard). London based US Design Studio compared the grind of being your average 9-to-5 worker with the linear lifestyle of battery-farmed hens.

Basically, the design studio packaged humans like hens in a supermarket. It’s all real cool with an important statement and stuff, if just a tad too artsy-fartsy for my tastes. But hey - don’t let my wordy, smug opinion (ah f**k…) stop you from checking out the photos for yourself.

Prepackaged human photos after the jump. Read More »

Miss COED: Maria Kanellis

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Maria Kanellis is an American model and the sexiest female WWE wrestler that comes to mind. Sorry Chyna!

Check out her gallery after the jump! Read More »

Miss COED: Erica Ellyson

Miss COED: Erica Ellyson

Back in February, 23-year-old Erica Ellyson was crowned 2008’s Penthouse Pet of the Year and has most recently been linked to Boston Red Sox pitcher Clay Bucholtz.

Who knows - if they get hitched, Clay’s new babe could end up taking the #1 spot on our 2008 list of Sexiest Athlete Wives.

We are proud of her, proud of him and proud to bring you a gallery of her hottest photos to date.

Erica Ellyson in all her glory after the jump! Read More »

The No-String G-String: a Guy’s Perspective

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Although celebrities who go commando are still all the rage in Hollywood, we here in the real world like something that triggers our imagination…like a Hollywood babe going commando.

Ok, bad example - but I still believe that sexy underwear trumps “in the buff” eight times out of ten, if only for accentuating the assets on display. When held in flattering fabric, the a** and vajayjay take on a new personality, filled to the gills with magic and wonder! And they look hot.

But how about these newfangled no-string G-strings, fellas? Even I, a** enthusiast extraordinaire, am taken aback by this new form of undergarment. Read More »

The Types of Girls You Missed at Mardi Gras 2008!

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Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) took place yesterday, and we realized the age-old celebration has a way of bringing out a motley crew of characters. The conservative girl sitting next to you in History of the Western World could be the biggest freak on Fat Tuesday, but it will most likely be the local drunk grandma baring it all for your displeasure. Hey, it could be worse, though I don’t know how…

But rest assured, there were plenty of hot amateurs flashing their goodies the moment camera’s flashed. Sit through the abominations and be awarded. Read More »

Rachel Bilson February 2008 GQ Photos

Rachel Bilson February 2008 GQ Photos

In the past, Rachel Bilson declined offers to show off her bod in men’s magazines; we are lucky she had a change of heart. The February 2008 issue of GQ features Bilson in a sexy-yet-tasteful spread, not unlike chocolate fondue. (Chocolate fondue is a sexy and tasteful spread, no?)

[Click to view all 10 GQ pictures]

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