January 25th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Jersey Shore Goes “Home”, A Cheesy Tie, and Crop Circles

Today’s WTF news items feature quasi-Italians going back to their quasi-homeland, a Green Bay Packers fan who is currently looking through the Classifieds after a fashion faux pas, and an Indian farmer who really needs to rent M. Night Shyamalan’s “Signs”. Read more after the jump!

January 24th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Cannabis Cola, (No) Ass Men, and College Fantasy Camp

Todays’ WTF news items feature a new line of soft drinks that will get you high, a line of padded underwear for guys so we can turn the tables on fake chicks, and a college that can’t be real. Read more weirdness after the jump!

January 22nd, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever Has A Release Date, New Trailer [VIDEO]

More than a dozen years after it was officially announced, the next title in the Duke Nukem franchise, “Duke Nukem Forever” will release on May 3rd for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Microsoft Windows. Our jacked up, foul-mouthed, stripper-loving bad-ass with a blonde flat-top has been described as “”a combo of John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger”. Not shabby. I once spent an entire vacation in the Grand Cayman Islands playing the arcade game. No joke. That would probably explain my amazing success with the ladies. Anyway, lots of classic Duke Nukem in the trailer and our photo gallery after the jump!

January 21st, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Hooker Refund, Croc-a-dial, and Gross Jeans

Today’s WTF news items feature a very ballsy college student who wasn’t happy with his hooker, a Ukrainian crocodile who gets better reception than AT&T, and a Canadian college kid who probably doesn’t get laid a whole lot. Read more after the jump!

January 20th, 2011

ESPN Will Launch University of Texas Network In September 2011

ESPN has reached a 20-year agreement with The University of Texas to launch a network based on the school in September 2011. The channel will offer a variety of programs, highlighted by more than 200 exclusive events annually from numerous sports, original series and studio shows, historical programming and academic and cultural happenings. There will also be a broadband website to fill in the gaps. Read more after the jump!

January 19th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Sex Doll Saves Teens, Buried Alive, And A Monk’s Bone Job

Today’s WTF news items feature a lovable floatation device used by a couple of teens in Australia, a Brazilian man who probably has a greater appreciation for Ryan Reynolds’ film “Buried”, and a Greek monk who’s finally getting around to taking care of that quasi-saint that died four years ago. Read more after the jump!

January 17th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: ‘Hold My Whopper’, GTL Jail, And The Green Bay Drug Packers

Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

January 14th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Gucci Mane’s Face Tattoo, Last Supper Lint, and One Foxy Shooter

Today’s WTF news items feature a rapper’s cute yet cold-blooded tattoo on his mug, a new use for lint that has all the Jesus freaks rushing to the laundromat, and an animal that’s seen “Furry Vengeance” one too many times. Read more after the jump!

January 12th, 2011

100 Car Pile Up In North Dakota & 13 Other Snowpocalypse Videos

With all the snow that’s been crushing the nation this past month, we’d thought we share a video with you of a 100 car pile up in North Dakota. Funny, I didn’t even think there WERE 100 cars in North Dakota. Must’ve been everyone trying to get out before getting snowed in. ZING! Anyway, here’s the clip of the massive vehicular gangbang gone wrong along with other awesome, funny, and crazy videos from Snowpocalypse 2011.

January 12th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Crying Women Suck, Mercedes Penz, and Jelly Belly Hearts

Todays’ WTF news items feature an explanation for why men hate it when chicks cry, a California man has too much time on his hands, and the inventor of Jelly Belly’s new line of gross candy products.

January 11th, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Farts In A Jar, Boxers Drink Urine, and LSU Has Glory Holes

In today’s edition of WTF News Of The Day, 17th Century doctors were real jokesters, Rocky Balboa likes urine with his egg drink, and the LSU Tigers get ALL the glory…hole. Read more after the jump.

January 9th, 2011

Orange Gator Found In Florida

he AP reports an orange alligator photographed in South Florida is raising questions about its bizarre pigment. The picture ran on TV Wednesday and caused quite the buzz. Experts say the color isn’t genetic and believe the gator was somehow covered in paint or an orange substance. If this is a paint job, how big a fan are you? Read more after the jump!

January 8th, 2011

Beloved Four Loko Can Be Used As Fuel?

Yes, this is true folks. Our once favorite drink that provided instant drunkness while being completely alert is now being converted into auto fuel. According to Fox News, large amounts of Four Loko and other alcohol-energy drinks are being recycled into ethanol and other products after federal authorities claimed that the beverages were dangerous and caused drinkers to be “wide-awake drunk”.

January 5th, 2011

Sideboob Prevails in Landmark FCC Case

All hail the mighty Side Boob! Today, Gawker brings us this Wall Street Journal announcement that a federal appeals court tossed a $1.2 million indecency fine the FCC imposed on ABC for airing a 2003 episode of “NYPD Blue” that featured a seven-second shot of a woman’s bare buttcheeks and the side of one of her breasts as she prepared to take a shower. Wow, the wheels of justice turn really really slow, huh? Anyway, this is a great victory for TV stations and even more of a reason to check out our Side Boob galleries. Hell, if they’re okay for TV they’re okay for work and at school, right? … Right? Sideboob FTW!

January 5th, 2011

List Of Banished Words For 2011 Is An Epic Viral Fail [POLL]

Just before the New Year, Lake Superior State University released its “List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness”, an annual list of terms that should be banned from use for the coming year. The popular list began on Jan. 1, 1976, when former LSSU PR Director Bill Rabe and a group of friends known then as “The Unicorn Hunters” each contributed a few expressions they disliked to form the inaugural list. Since then, LSSU receives well over 1,000 nominations annually through its website, lssu.edu/banished. Check out the 14 words nominated for banishment in 2011 after the jump!