Charlie Sheen’s Howard Stern Show Interview [FULL AUDIO]
The Charlie Sheen press tour continues even as his publicist has called it quits. He’s talked with Alex Jones, Good Morning America, The Today Show, CNN’s Piers Morgan, and now the King of All Media, Howard Stern. We know his goddessess, Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly, watch over his children, we know he loathes Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre, and we know he’s not on drugs, he’s actually posssessed by the ghost of Major League manager Lou Brown. So, what ELSE could the deathwatch favorite reveal that we haven’t heard yet? Find out after the jump!
Charlie Sheen Not On Drugs; Channeling Lou Brown From Major League
COED has just learned that former “Two and a Half Men” ninja warrior Charlie Sheen isn’t on drugs and he isn’t wasted on booze – he’s possessed by the ghost of the Cleveland Indians manager from “Major League”, Lou Brown! After listening to Charlie spew classic one-lines for the last week, we began to recognize his gruff pitch and tonality is on par with the actor who played Lou Brown, James Gammon, who passed away last year right around the time when Charlie’s antics began to cause waves. So, it only makes sense Lou’s spirit would enter the body of his most prized closer Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn. Hear the proof after the jump!
WTF News Of The Day: The Real Magneto, 911 Addict, 8 Year Old Arrested For 5th Time
Today’s WTF news items feature a 7 year old Serbian kid who Today Show co-hosts think is super attractive, a 43 year old east LA man who must have a sick unlimited cell phone plan, and an 8 year old boy in Florida who just… doesn’t… get it. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
Kiss Your Old Video Game Controller Goodbye [VIDEO]
AOL News reported a female student at Georgia Tech has designed a video game controller that requires two players to kiss in order to direct the path of an on-screen bowling ball. So, how does it work? Find out after the jump!
Under Armour’s E39 Shirt Scares The Gs Out Of Me
The 2011 NFL scouting combine takes place this weekend, which means lightning quick 40 yard dashes, Herculean reps on the bench, broad jumps, vert jumps, and CONES! If you’re watching on the NFL Network, you might notice a bunch of the potential draftees are wearing futuristic looking shirt that make them look like Iron Man. Turns out the shirt is making its debut and already has an official endorser – standout Alabama wide receiver, Julio Jones. What does the shirt do, besides teleportation? Find out after the jump!
The World’s Fattest Contortionist AKA The Human Blob [VIDEO]
Is this guy just a giant human baby? And, of course, his voice is off the charts ridiculous. I’m 99% sure he doesn’t have genitalia. 5’11” and 400+ lbs. WHY IN THE F*** WOULD YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS GUY? Especially with that creepy softcore porn Skinemax music playing in the background. I mean, dude refers to himself as “The Dirty Carnie” for Christ’s sake. Just like our Angela Lansbury sexy time video, you CANNOT unsee what happens at the 5:15 mark. I think Subway found their new Jared. As you can probably NOT tell from the video, the guy’s a stand up comedian known as “Fat Matt” Alaeddine. You can book him here. Hurry, offer expires whenever his heart gives out!
Charlie Sheen Rants on Alex Jones Parts 1, 2 & 3 [VIDEO]
By now you’re aware that actor Charlie Sheen has been fired from his CBS sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” Ironically, the final axe was dropped not because of Charlie’s sweet tooth for hookers and blow, but instead for this hilarious / awesomely entertaining rant he delivered last night on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ radio show Infowars. Hear the 45 minute interview in its entirety after the jump!
WTF News Of The Day: The Cigarette King, Mummy Robs Gas Station, Fork You!
Today’s WTF news items feature a man who thinks he’s Duke Nukem trying to get his puff on, an ancient Egyptian corpse who everybody apparently knows robbing a gas station, and an old dude in Miami who impersonated a cop and was able to pull over a driver with a barbecue fork. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Bounce Walking Into Court [GIF]
It looks like it’s the end of the road for Lindsay when it comes to second, third, and fourteenth chances as a judge on Tuesday warned that if she takes the plea deal in a felony grand theft case, she’ll go to jail. Now, LiLo’s cooch has seen its fair share of male and female genitalia in her 24 years on Earf, but it’s not exactly battle ready for jailbirds. We were lucky enough to catch her boob-tastic entrance to the courthouse after the hearing and capture it in this bouncy animated gif. Yes, we’ve seen her bare tatas in an ode to Marilyn Monroe and we waited with bated breath for her f***ing hair bra to move in Machete, but we’ll never get tired of ‘em. We say she’s guilty… of stealing our collective stares. See her sidekicks in motion after the jump!
WTF News Of The Day: Drive Thru Liquor Store, Poop Saves Horse, Family Guy
Today’s WTF news items feature a drunk doctor in search of some drive-thru booze in Massachusetts, a group of Cowboys who saved a horse with its own manure in Memphis, and a Chinese dude who’s a real Family Guy… family is super important to him. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
Washington Is The “Blackest” Name In America
With Presidents Day goin’ down yesterday and February being Black History Month, I stumbled across an interesting and extremely relevant article that covers both our nation’s first President and African American culture. TIME reported via the Associated Press that of the 160,000+ people with the last name Washington in the 2000 census, 90% were black, making “Washington” the “blackest” surname in America. See the official stats along with our reaction after the jump!
WTF News Of The Day: Buck Naked Burglar, Honk 4 Grades, Clown Congressman
Today’s WTF news items feature a Florida dude who has no shame in his robbery game, a mother in Tampa who thinks drivers honking their horns will somehow make her son smart, and a congressman in Brazil, who used to be a clown, gets clowned during a crucial vote. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
WTF News Of The Day: Weatherman Whacked Off, Cubicle O’ Death, World’s Fittest Man
Today’s WTF news iteams feature a San Diego weatherman who loves the ladies, especially those that take public transportatioin (or is it pubic?), a recent grandma who punched out of work for the final time to hit the happy hour in the sky, and a superhuman who will make you feel like doo doo for not going to the gym. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
[183 Photos] Ruby “Heartbreaker” Rubacuori’s Facebook Pictures Revealed
Yesterday, a judge indicted Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi to stand trial for “child prostitution” among reports that he paid a then 17 year old girl named Ruby Rubacuori aka “Ruby Heartbreaker” aka “Ruby The Heartstealer” for sex. Now 18, Ruby admits Berlusconi paid her for their first encounter but denies anything sexual happened. Here’s a fun fact: Prostitution’s legal in Italy. Talk about a horndog – this dude couldn’t wait another couple months to get at this chick? It’s an understatement to say this guy has balls if he’s trying to bone an underage girl whose nickname is Heartstealer or Heartbreaker. See her Facebook pics after the jump!
Wiz Khalifa Rolls Out The “Green” Carpet For 17-City College Campus Tour
As “Black and Yellow” continues to dominate the Billboard Hot 100 charts as the #1 song in the country, rap sensation and weed extraordinaire Wiz Khalifa has announced the “Green Carpet Tour” – a concert series that will kick off just days after the March 29th release of his album “Rolling Papers” and will stop at 17 colleges. See the full breakdown after the jump!
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