Stage #1 - Smart
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are “smart”. Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in. Read More



January may be almost over, and February may have nothing for you to look forward to except Valentine’s Day (which, for a lot of us, is a poor excuse of a holiday). But March is certainly coming, and it’s bringing with it two of the most amazing words in the English language: Spring Break.

âIâm only stopping in for one,â? were always the last words I uttered on some of my biggest nights out. The second they escaped my lips, regardless of how much I meant it, I always ended up partying until at least 8 in the morning.
Stage #1 - Smart
How many times have you heard, âDude, I got so high last weekend, I slept with this random chick, dismantled some mailboxes, passed out in front of my friendâs dorm and I donât even remember how I got home?â?
As an underage drinker in New York City for going on two years now, I am frequently asked (begged, pleaded) where to find the most lenient (while still fun) places to party. All my friends were baffled by how I went out almost every weekend my freshman year, always got in, and never paid anything but the cab fare.























































