The holy grail of dating is to actually find a girl who’s hot but is still willing to go out with you.  And as you’ve already figured out, that’s really hard.  But even if you’re not as attractive or as suave as that friend who has so much sex you want to punch him, even if you “have no game,” there are a few ways to tip the scales in your favor.  These aren’t magic bullets.  They’re practical, actionable things that you can do to help you snag that gorgeous girl who it turns out has low enough self esteem to actually go for you. (more…)

Contrary to what everyone – even potheads – think about marijuana, a new study shows that the drug has “minimal” effects on the brain. Conducted by a team of investigators from the United Kingdom, Spain, Brazil, Switzerland and Australia, the “systematic literature review”, recently published online by Psychological Medicine, combines 41 different studies from around the world of marijuana’s effect on brain function. And after thorough review, the researches concluded that its effects are nearly nonexistent. (more…)

Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow.

You’re working forty hour weeks in menial labor.  None of your college buddies are around anymore.  Your parents don’t seem to appreciate when you show up at your house drunk at 4 a.m.  Your mom still does your laundry, but she’s sharing her car with you, so you have to let her know when you’re going anywhere.  You never thought you’d ask this, but: is it September yet?

You call up the ever-dwindling number of people you still talk to from high school and see what they want to do, and at some point, somebody suggests going to the bar — you know, that crap-tastic small town dive bar filled with locals.  Sure, why not?  When you walk in, here’s what you can expect to find: (more…)

Just in case you thought that Catholics weren’t bat-sh!t insane enough, here is another sign that the end is near. Father Alberto Cutié, who we will now refer to as Alberto, was kicked out of St. Francis de Sales parish on Miami Beach the same day photos of Alberto getting sexy with a 26-year-old woman hit the public. (more…)

Golf legend Arnold Palmer’s drink of choice is a half iced tea/half lemonade concoction that bares his name. There’s nothing better than an ice cold Arnie to chill you out on a hot afternoon. One thing I never thought about doing was adding alcohol to the drink – it would make the perfect triple threat.

Check out our five favorite alcoholic Arnold Palmers after the jump! (more…)

To fully appreciate the bar experience, and to take from it everything it has to offer a man must know a few things; one of the most important is how to play darts. It’s a very simple game, and it’s all about numbers. It consists of a board 18 inches in diameter divided into 20 sections hung on the wall with the bulls-eye 5 feet 8 inches off the ground which players throw three darts at from a distance of 7 feet 9.25 inches. Don’t let the numbers scare you, it really is easy. (more…)

I was raised Catholic, but there are some things organized religion should just learn to leave alone: little boys and science.

How Creationists Explain Evolution – SCARY – Get more College Essays

Stage #1 – Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are “smart”. Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in. Read More

Unless you’ve got beads, a ton of loot, or own “Girls Gone Wild,” getting girls to strip off their tops usually results in getting smacked in the face. And it still does. But the geniuses at NippleGauge.com have created a handy device that might actually make asking her “Take it off!” a worthwhile endeavor.

The credit-card-sized device, which sells for $6.95, literally gauges a girl’s nipple size, from “needle nips” to “grande.” The Site claims that to get a girl’s top off, “Just show her the Nipple Gauge,” and “before you know it, she’s getting gauged! It’s that easy.”

Well, that’s obviously bullsh*t. But when seeing more boobs is at stake, it’s best to try anything. At most, they’ll do it because they think it’s funny. Or maybe women are looking to have even more of their bodies judged in public, in which case, this is perfect. But more than likely, they’ll only do it because they’re drunk. And even more likely, they’ll just laugh in your face (like usual).

[Props to our friends at Fleshbot.com for this one]

Planning a trip this summer? Short on cash? Here’s a quick guide to make sure you get the biggest bang for your buck.

1. Shop Around.
So-called “value” sites like Travelocity, Expedia, and Orbitz give you the best price for plane tickets–but have often been paid by airlines and hotels to promote their fares and rooms above all others, screwing you over in the process.

Instead, use an aggregator, like Momondo or Kayak, that searches hundreds of travel websites in order to find you the best deal. These Sites also feature flights from smaller airlines and airlines, like Southwest, that don’t actively participate in online travel booking sites. Also, aggregators won’t jack you for a fee, like most “value” travel sites.

2. Skip the Hotel.
Really, most hotels are the same. Except for rooms whose per-night price could pay for last semester, you won’t notice much of a difference, I promise. So, trade in the five-star for one of these inexpensive (but way more fun!) options:

Hostels - For international and domestic travel alike, hostels kick the crap out of everything else. They’re cheap, relaxing and extra fun–plus, you get to mingle with countless hotties from around the world. You may not have the privacy or luxury of a hotel, but it’s worth the “sacrifice.” (more…)