While other beauty queens are busy teaching blind Ethiopian kids to read or attending glitzy fundraisers at the Governor’s mansion, 23-year-old Miss Sinaloa Hispanic America 2008 winner and Miss Mexico International 2009 favorite Laura Zuniga decided to do her own thing - get arrested.

On Monday Ms. Zuniga and seven men, who are suspected members of the Juarez Cartel, were arrested in vehicles loaded with weapons and cash.

Apparently the beauty queen’s boyfriend is a leading cocaine smuggler in Mexico, but she denies knowing anything about his side job… even though the car she was riding in was crammed like a sardine can with, “two AR-15 assault rifles, .38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S. currency.”

I strongly suggest that you laugh at her arrest photos. For her modeling photos, on the other hand, do whatever you please…

If you needed any more proof that Barack Obama is cooler than you, the evidence has just arrived. From 1979 - 1981 President elect Barack Obama was a student at Occidental College, a small liberal arts school in Los Angeles.

While not very much is know about the two years he spend at Occidental, a series of photos shot in 1980 by an aspiring photographer named Lisa Jack have been released on Time.com in honor of Obama being named Time’s “Person of the Year.”

The series of 12 black-and-white photos (below) show the 19 year-old freshman posing in various positions, being “charismatic” as Jack describes. And no matter your political affiliation, you have to admit that Obama looks cooler than anyone you know.

How does free Wi-Fi for 95-percent of the country sound? Good, right? OK, what if that Internet was porn-free? Eh, not so great… (There’s something in the Constitution about ‘free speech’ and privacy, right?) Luckily, the fate of such a system has been put to rest for another day, after FCC Chairman Kevin Martin delayed a vote on a controversial plan to sell wireless airwaves, which would require the purchasing companies to massively expand their Internet services and offer a free, porn-less option.

Besides the porn issue, much objection has arisen from the business community affected by the proposed auction of the airwaves, saying that requiring an unproven business model (i.e. offering free Internet access) was not beneficial. Only one company thus far has proposed a business plan that incorporates the free Wi-Fi.

So on the bad side, you still have to pay for Internet service. On the good side, there’s still tons of porn on your Internet. We think it’s a fair trade.

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed this warning: Barack Obama is not Keanu Reeves. This world is not the Matrix, or The Day… and Barack is not Neo or Klatuu. Read More »

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up - he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding - dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

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Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of them are interchangeable, depending on the people in your life, so don’t get stuck on the categories. But I will say, if you choose one site for every person on your list, you’ll have that whole “Christmas spirit” thing out of the way and you can just go watch some football.

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Everybody’s seen ‘em and unless you’re a cyborg (which you very well may be…) at least a couple of them have made you laugh your ass off – the demotivational poster. Made famous by Demotivate.com, demotivational posters have been one of the longest running Internet memes around. They’ve been created by people from pretty much anywhere with access to Photoshop - and we’ve gathered together a whole hell of a lot of them. So get comfortable because here’s 225 Demotivational Posters for Your Unmotivated Ass. What, you have something more important to do?

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It’s Thanksgiving Week, which means three things: Food, Football, and Cheerleaders! While everyone else is piling plates of food and stuffing their faces, the cheerleaders will be the only ones brave
enough to bare their sexy stomachs come Saturday. All the rest of us will be eating turkey sandwhiches as we watch the Big 12 South Story unfold over the course of the holiday weekend. With potential look-ahead games looming in Bama and Tallahassee, Notre Dame trying not to look stupid(er), and the Big Ten at home waiting to sneak up the BCS ladder, what could be better than a breski in your hand, the game on the big screen, and hot southern chicks on sideline.

Check out the picks (and the chicks) after the jump!

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Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is tomorrow, and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish - eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

But with over 6000 photos on Flickr of people ripping apart this avian flesh, there’s either something about eating a giant cooked bird leg that makes people want to take pictures and put them on the Internet, or something seriously more disturbing is going on. Regardless of the reasons, this is so awesomely weird we couldn’t pass it up. So get ready for some gluttonous turkey leg porn.

Check out Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn here!

There’s no hiding it - the world’s going to sh*t and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. But that doesn’t mean everything’s bad. So instead of just eating ourselves to death this Thanksgiving, we’ve put together 101 Things To Be Thankful For During Economic Armageddon to help remember that there’s plenty in this world that F’ing rocks. (Yes, bacon is on the list…)

Check out 101 Things To Be Thankful For During Economic Armageddon after the break! Read More »

Thanksgiving is literally right around the corner - and you know what that means! Awkward family dinners where everyone asks you prying questions about your college career! Yay!

Sure, you want to answer Grandma with the truth: “I get drunk every night by 9PM, by 2:30AM I’m high off 3 bong rips and by sunrise I usually have sex three times with the overweight alcoholic girl down the hall.” Your poor Grandma would go into cardiac arrest if you said all of that, so you stick with the fail-safe, “College is great! I’m learning a lot!”

The only problem is when the alcohol gets flowing things can slip. Bringing up your promiscuous sexual history might be a shocker at first, but don’t forget that it’s your family after all - time will heal the wounds. But be warned: if you say anything from the list below and you might need to start looking for a new last name. Read More »

At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal - in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From nubby thumbs to cyborg bellies, these five beauties put the “freak” in “Freakin’ hot!”

Check out Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow after the break! Read More »