WTF News: No G-Strings Attached, World’s Loudest Pussy, Tiger Woods of Motocross Arrested
Today’s WTF news items feature a 22 year old chick in Naples, Florida who was arrested for indecent exposure after ditching her G-string on Spring Break, a 12 year old cat in England named Smokey who’s got a record-setting purr, and Bubba Stewart aka “The Tiger Woods of Motocross” wants to be on Miami Vice. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
SXSW 2011: Hipsters, Nerds, Tri-Mohawks Descend Upon Austin, Texas
One week down and a weekend left. If you’re a self-described nerd or a shameful hipster, chances are you wish you were in Austin right now. Thousands of these archetypical consumers from all over the world have gathered in Texas’ capital to experience new technology, movies and music. The festival officially kicked off last weekend but the parties are now in full swing as we head into the weekend. And by full swing, I was referring to people having fun… not the kid with a tri-mohawk who swung a skateboard at the face of a guy who tried to snap a picture of his stupid hair. See what you’ve been missing down in Texas after the jump!
COED’s Music Festival Guide To Picking Up Chicks
Spring is just around the corner and that means the season of music festivals is almost upon us. Coachella, SXSW, and Bonnaroo are just some of the events to look forward to this coming season since, as we all know, music festivals are a great place to meet hot girls. Everybody is either drunk or doped up, wearing nearly next to nothing because of the heat and totally enthralled with the music.If you want to pick up chicks in between sets or capitalize on the free flowin’ emotions during one, follow these five easy tips that coincide with the fest you’re attending. Read our full guide to picking up chicks at the various music festivals after the jump!
30 Expensive Things You Could Buy With The $12B Lost In Next Season’s NFL Lockout
With the NFL lockout now official, AdAge reports that an estimated $12 billion dollars could be lost, which would directly impact revenue streams from TV ads, sponsor activations, cancelled fantasy football leagues and websites, empty sports bars and out-of-work stadium personnel. $12 Bil’s a lot of bills. How much exactly? Well, we decided to crunch some numbers and figure out just what you could buy with that kinda dough. See the most expensive items on our list after the jump!
101 Beer Bong Babes [NEW PHOTOS]
Guys think about sex every 8 seconds, so you can’t blame us for getting hot and bothered any time a phallic-looking object comes anywhere close to a chick’s mouth. Some girls play along while others become paralyzed with fear. But, to us, the most enticing fellatio simulation is the vaunted beer bong because there’s no biting or chewing, it’s straight take and swallow. With Spring Break kicking off for many students this week, we thought we’d pile on to the mountain of excitement with this Matt Leinart-approved photo gallery of babes blowing knocking back beer bongs. See the pics after the jump!
2011 Comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide
When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, “Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet”. It’s to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools – same ol’ traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you’ve probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we’re about to show you. If you haven’t claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown. See the full list with pics after the jump!
5 Things To Consider When Looking For A New Place To Live
It’s that time of year again when landlords are knocking at your door, bugging you about renewing your lease so he or she doesn’t have to look for new renters in the fall. If you’re tired of his or her bullsh*t, looking to upgrade, or just moving out of the dorms consider these tips on looking for a new place to call yours next year. See the list after the jump!
250 Never Before Seen Drunk ASU Party Girl Pics
It’s a known scientific fact that Arizona State has the hottest girls on the planet. The Germans named them, “scharf”, which I can only assume means “to barf from sheer hotness”. Now, I’m an OSU man and we don’t get to see this kind of tail… ever. To this day, it blows my mind that any broham attending ASU graduates with all this eye candy flyin’ around. Anyway, as if you needed more proof that ASU is the greatest college on Earth for men, we stumbled upon a goldmine of photos featuring the hottest of the hot partying their pretty lil’ faces off. That’s just good clean college fun right there.
500 Daytona Spring Break Bikini Party Pics 2011
This weekend’s Daytona 500 is sure to be bittersweet for NASCAR fans – it marks the 10th anniversary of Dale Earnhardt’s fatal crash and the beginning of another adrenaline-pumping season. For many college students, Daytona is the SPRING BREAK destination of choice. This time of year marks their last chance to get in on some last minute Spring Break deals. To pay tribute to NASCAR’s kick-off and to get you amped for a week of wet t-shirt contests and shady hook ups, we present you with a photo gallery of girls gone wild in Daytona to rev your engine. See the pics after the jump!
We’re Giving Away ANOTHER iPad!
Last week, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this week we’re going to give another one away! It’s literally raining (or snowing?) iPads over here. We use ‘em as toilet paper now. Anyway, instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we’re peer pressuring you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app.
How To Win a Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Contest Featuring Melissa Debling
Remember last week when Page 3 Idol Winner Kelly Hall showed you How To Perfect The Hand Bra Pose? Since Spring Break is right around the corner, we thought we’d show you classy ladies how to win the vaunted wet t-shirt contest. Helping us demonstrate is chestacular UK model Melissa Debling. Read our quick and easy “how to” guide and see pics of Melissa after the jump!
100 Busty Asian Bunnies Bring In The Year of the Rabbit [Photos]
February 3rd kicks off the beginning of the Chinese New Year, a holiday celebrated in places like Hong Kong, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam, and Japan. Each New Year is associated with a different animal. Last year was the Year of the Tiger (how ironic is that, Woods?) and next year will be the Year of the Dragon (Bruce Lee anyone?). This year? Year of the Rabbit. Though not as fierce, the rabbit makes us think of one thing: Playboy bunnies. Since our post on The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes was so popular, we’ve roped together 100 busty Asian “bunnies” for the Year of the Rabbit. See the pics after the jump!
Quick Guide to Joining the Mile High Club
The best orgasm I’ve ever had, was 10,000 feet over San Francisco. I was in a plane. This was my induction into the Mile High Club. MHC is an exclusive club for members who’ve “done the deed” while flying in airplanes. Joining the Mile High Club makes you feel like one of those really rich, decadent people, who do things like eat animals that are endangere… Click to read more
10 Museums Dedicated To Your Favorite Drink
When somebody mentions museum what is the first image that comes to your mind? Paintings, sculptures, ancient artifacts – been there, done that. But who says museum visits have to be all about the art? Our list of 10 museums dedicated to your favorite drink should make you stray off the beaten path and enjoy your favorite beverage at the place it was created. Read more after the jump!
9 Tips To Avoid Looking Like A Tourist
You can spot them in any big city: gaggles of backpack-lugging, snapshot-taking outsiders who always seem to be at every major landmark. They’re often loud, sunburned and dragging along a bunch of screaming kids. They’re tourists. While not all tourists are that bad, when strangers come to your town or city, you can usually spot them a mile away. And that means that con artists, pickpockets and people who are just looking for an excuse to be inhospitable spot them too. So, when you’re away from home — whether it’s for business or pleasure — blending in can help you get the most out of your trip while at the same time keeping you out of trouble. Here are 9 simple Tips To Avoid Looking Like A Tourist
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