Gear Girl: 5 Bitchin’ Board Shorts That Are Babe-Approved
“Gear Girl” is COED’s new bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. Heading to the beach? Don’t leave home without Gear Girl’s picks for a better board short. Check ‘em out after the jump.
7 Graphic Tees That Will Never Get You Laid
“Gear Girl” is COED’s new bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, demystifies the strange enigma that is the fashion world. Basically she’ll tell you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your manliness. This week she uncovers 7 graphic tees that will never get you laid. Check ‘em out after the jump!
The Innermost Temptations of Girls Revealed
This past Sunday AXE tempted me into day drinking with them at New York City’s hottest Sunday Funday location, Beaumarchais. The day started at 1pm with a calm brunch and ended with a raging dance party and a smoking hot AXE Fallen Angel pouring Moet champagne directly from the bottle into my mouth.
Is The 2012 Volkswagen Beetle “Manly” Enough For You? [POLL]
Only three kinds of people drive a Volkswagen Beetle: an aging baby boomer trying in vain to hold on to the last vestige of their hippie years, your girlfriend, and your mom (BURN!). As nostalgic and trippy as these cars are, no man in his right mind would be caught dead driving one. Eager to draw in more male buyers of the younger generations (X, Y, Z?) and strip the car of its feminine stigma, Volkswagen re-designed the Beetle to be less prissy and more pumped. Did they succeed? Take a look at the car’s pics then vote in our poll after the jump!
How To Drink Like A Real Man [8 RECIPES]
Gentlemen, it’s time to man up. We’re all sick and tired of watching grown men elbow their way to the front of the bar, only to order some fruity vodka-infused drink with a sexually suggestive name. It’s not funny, and it sure as hell isn’t what a man should be ordering at a bar. If you are content to down sorority house swill in neon colors for the rest of your life, read no further. If however, you want to take off your little boy clothes and don the sophisticated suit of manhood, follow our lead as we explore the intimidating, yet rewarding world of manly drinks!
Top 10 Fictional Playboys Inspired By Hef
Mr. Hefner has become the living embodiment of the word “playboy“. He’s witty, charming, and a ladies man. Sure, it helps that her’s uber rich, but his material possessions (and more importantly his contributions) are an extension of his personality. He doesn’t buy items strictly for the price tag, they have a certain sentimental or historical value to them. Plus, they make for great ice breakers and party stories. AskMen recently published a list of their top 10 fictional playboys – men they believe are BETTER than Hef! We call bull ca-ca on that mess. Check out AskMen’s picks along with our thoughts after the jump!
What Her Pet Says About Her
It is said that owning a pet leads to a longer and happier life. Not only can they provide you with hours of entertainment, but if you happen to own a cute and cuddly puppy or kitten, your chances of getting laid pretty much skyrocket. With that having been said, the types of pets people choose to own often reflects that individuals key traits and general personalities. If you want to find out if your next potential hookup is a complete psycho or a totally rad chick, then take a moment to find out what kinds of pets she might own and how she interacts with them.
5 Pages From Prince William’s Pick Up Playbook
Chicks worldwide are going gaga over Prince Willam. Is it because he’s the heir to the British throne? Or is it that he’s 6’3, blonde and more suave than Rico? Whatever the reason, the dude possesses a number of traits that women find irresistible and that us normal guys can certainly learn a thing or two from. Luckily, Prince William is already engaged to the Berkshire hottie, Kate Middleton, so we can rule him out as competition. But if you’re single and want to pick up a girl that’s every bit as gorgeous as she is, you have to dive right into Prince William’s pick up playbook. Here are the top 5 pages you should memorize…
See the top 5 pages you should learn after the jump!
Going Rogue at Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump with AXE Hair [124 PHOTOS]
On March 9th, I went to the taping of Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Instead of doing cookie cutter interviews I decided to go rogue and see what type of situations I could get into with an all-access VIP pass to the gold carpet, taping of the show and after-party all courtesy of AXE Hair. Good thing I had my camera because the night was a whirlwind of booze, comedy and celebrities. See the pics and videos after the jump!
Kenny Powers & K-Swiss Want You To Join Tournageddon [MARCH MADNESS BRACKET]
By now probably you’ve probably filled out a gajillion March Madness brackets. Well, add one more to your list because we have quite possibly the best bracket yet. K-Swiss has launched “Tournageddon” hosted by the man who has the mind of a scientist, a rocket for an arm, and a c*ck like a Burmese python, Kenny Powers. Kenny will help you fill out your bracket, train you in the ways of smack talkin’, and humiliate your opponent. Read all the details after the jump!
30 Expensive Things You Could Buy With The $12B Lost In Next Season’s NFL Lockout
With the NFL lockout now official, AdAge reports that an estimated $12 billion dollars could be lost, which would directly impact revenue streams from TV ads, sponsor activations, cancelled fantasy football leagues and websites, empty sports bars and out-of-work stadium personnel. $12 Bil’s a lot of bills. How much exactly? Well, we decided to crunch some numbers and figure out just what you could buy with that kinda dough. See the most expensive items on our list after the jump!
The Winner of Our “Take Me Home Tonight” Caption Contest Is…
Last week, we posted a double-your-pleasure, double-your-fun photo on Facebook and asked you to caption it for the chance to win a NikeID gift card worth $150 courtesy of the new movie “Take Me Home Tonight” in theaters today! After reviewing more than 500 submissions, we have a winner! The clever captioner is a guitar teacher and junior at the University of West Florida who hails from Pensacola, Florida. Find out who won and what they wrote after the jump!
21 Badass Big Lebowski Tattoos [PHOTOS]
Cult classic “The Big Lebowski” released in theaters 13 years ago on March 6th. On that fateful weekend in 1998, The Dude finished 6th at the box office and only managed to rake in a total of about $17 million in revenue. Since then, the legacy has grown – spawning an annual festival called, “Lebowski Fest”, an online religion called, “Dudeism” aka “The Church of the Latter-Day Dude”, a shop in NYC’s Greenwich Village dedicated to collector items about the movie called, “The Little Lebowski”, and a Lebowski-themed bar in Germany (bunch of nihilists!). Fans of the movie are jas dedicated as they come. Need proof? The COED abides – just check out this photo gallery of badass Big Lebowski tattoos.
Win A NIKEiD Gift Card In Our Take Me Home Tonight Caption Contest!
Take Me Home Tonight is in theaters this Friday. To get everyone hyped for the release we are launching a caption contest. The winner will receive a NIKEiD gift card for $150 to get yourself some custom kicks. All you need to do is head over to our Facebook page, caption this photo and the best caption wins! It is that simple! U.S. residents only, winner will be picked on Friday afternoon.
Under Armour’s E39 Shirt Scares The Gs Out Of Me
The 2011 NFL scouting combine takes place this weekend, which means lightning quick 40 yard dashes, Herculean reps on the bench, broad jumps, vert jumps, and CONES! If you’re watching on the NFL Network, you might notice a bunch of the potential draftees are wearing futuristic looking shirt that make them look like Iron Man. Turns out the shirt is making its debut and already has an official endorser – standout Alabama wide receiver, Julio Jones. What does the shirt do, besides teleportation? Find out after the jump!
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