What’s Red or White and Fights Fat?
The studies on if tequila makes you rich and good looking, as well as the research on if pot gives you Harry Potters Magical Abilities are still in progress. Keep your fingers crossed.
Avoiding the Freshman Fifteen with Torrie Wilson
Three things are certain in college: bad cafeteria food, all-nighters, and the freshmen fifteen. That’s right the freshmen fifteen. It’s the end result of fried cafeteria food and all that beer accumulating in your stomach, giving you an embarrassing gut. But what if there was to avoid the freshmen fifteen?
There is, and former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson was ni… Click to read more
Walk It Off, Version 2.0
Lower back pains? Knees bothering you? Weak ankles? The solution to your problems may not be more padding, healing salves or the latest miracle supplement. The answer you’ve been looking for could be a good run. Your little league baseball coach may have been on to something when he told you to, “Walk if off.”
It’s not just running any way you want though, this i… Click to read more
Why You’re Still a Fat-Ass: New Findings Uncovered
Oh, good. Again we’ve found a reason to bring back the “big-boned” excuse. As the London Telegraph reports, “The difference in the number of fat cells between lean and obese people is established in childhood and, although fat people replenish fat cells at the same rate as thin ones, they have around twice as many.”
So it… Click to read more
Starbucks Stocks Rise: Study Shows Daily Coffee Saves Brain
Ok, as we’ve shown on this site before, scientists and doctors basically know nothing.
Whether or not something is bad for you changes nearly every day. But on some days, it changes just right, and reaffirms what you’ve hoped believed all along: All the bad sh*t you do to yourself is actually good for you, and just might be the fountain of youth.
We… Click to read more
Does Malt Liquor Breed Murderers?
Edward Forty Hands, Billy Dee Williams, hip-hop – these are just a few of the things which come to mind when I, and possibly you, think of malt liquor. As almost anyone who has gone to college could attest to, malt liquor is part of the fabric of college life for a large portion of people.
While so much of our collective knowledge and understanding of malt li… Click to read more
The Frat Guy Diet: Cody Lummus – Delta Tau Delta
Do college students watch their weight? Find out who’s food-conscious and who isn’t.
Girdles for Guys…Why?
Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles.
I understand the need to tuck your flab away, people – but when did, uh, eating less and exercising become such an arduous task, or at least one that’s put by the wayside for a girdle?
My point of all this nonsense is this. Scary, huh? Horrif… Click to read more
The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym
I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again. I understand the act of great courage that goes into being overweight and exercising at the gym, in the public.
In my case, I can’t get over the fact that I feel like a total idiot next to ripped dudes that can bench my body weight with one arm tied behind their back… Click to read more
Get Jacked Like Ryan Reynolds in 5 Months…
I am not really interested whether Ryan Reynolds is still dating Alanis Morissette or Scarlett Johansson. But I do have questions concerning his suddenly-jacked self.
Reynolds transformed his body when he was preparing for his role of Van Wilder Hannibal King in Blade Trinity. He did not only gain 20 pounds of muscles, but also reduced his body fat percenta… Click to read more
Look Absolutely Ridiculous with Six-Pack Surgery
Hey fellas: want to know a sure-fire way to get a chiseled body without foolish, time-wasting activities like exercising and a healthy diet? Want to throw back a six-pack while maintaining some sick, six-pack abs? It can be done – all you have to do is get “abdominal etching,” which is a nice way to say “male liposuction.”
Six… Click to read more
Guaranteed Halloween Hangover Cure
This year’s Halloween weekend will give most of you some scary hangovers. What can we do to prevent and cure a hangover so we can keep the dress-up party rolling all weekend? First, we need to understand what causes a hangover.
I’ve heard many opinions from under-qualified know-it-alls, from “Alcohol causes your body to become dehydrat… Click to read more
Freshman 15: Redonk Abs in a Few Minutes a Day!
“Quick-fix exercises are generally poor substitutes for hard work, but the following exercises are simple enough to do in the comfort of your own home without sacrificing effectiveness. If you perform them a few times a week, you will stimulate your abdominal muscles enough to keep your core strong. But beware: You probably won’t see the results you… Click to read more
Bottled Confidence: A Take on the Energy Drink Craze
Energy drinks, namely those with grippingly glamorous titles such as âRockstar,â? âMonster,â? and âRed Bull,â? avail themselves to various states of mind, including high energy, social confidence, physical endurance, and general euphoria. They are used in a variety of ways, including as pre-game drinking âpick me upâsâ?, pre-exerci… Click to read more
Billy the Blind Kid in "Dumb and Dumber" 'MEMBA HIM?!
OMG, this should be illegal [Photos]
I think you have a perfectly shaped side bewb.
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Girls in the grass
Awkward celebrity yearbook photos (21 Photos)
This sexiness feels naughty…
