How To Make Meeting The Parents Painless [He Said/She Said]
The first time a girlfriend of mine met my parents, I think I might have been just as nervous as she was. She was a nice, normal girl, and my parents are great, understanding people, so there was literally nothing to worry about. Of course, everything went fine… until the broad went crazy a few weeks later, but that initial meet and greet was nothing but smooth sai… Click to read more
More T-Shirts That Guarantee You’ll Never Get Laid
Let’s reexamine “funny” T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the above example; you’ll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with that saying – ever. These are T-shirts that you’ll never see live humans wearing in real life, without irony. Want women to never speak to you again?
Walk around with one of the “… Click to read more
An Open Letter to Women About Goin’ Down [HE SAID/SHE SAID]
I think I safely speak for most guys when I say that a girl who listens to David Blowie is a girl you wanna keep around, if you know what I mean. However, just because a girl is willing to blow you doesn’t mean you’re home free. Fact of the matter is that the only thing worse than a girl who “doesn’t do blowjobs” is a girl who does but h… Click to read more
Why Can’t You Just Be Her Friend? [He Said/She Said]
No matter how good looking or playerific you think you are, some girl, somewhere has put you in the friend zone. And once that happened, you went right along being friends with her… You know, just in case you were able to convince her of your worth. Maybe you did end up hooking up with her, maybe you didn’t. The point is that you stayed friends with her… Click to read more
The Rules of the Game [HE SAID/SHE SAID]
Dating, like Monopoly or Chutes and Ladders, is often a confusing game that can very easily get complicated and lead to you throwing away a stack of money while cursing uncontrollably if you don’t set some clearly defined rules or guidelines. In this week’s He Said/She Said, I’m laying out seven easy steps when it comes to dating that di… Click to read more
The Pimpingest Mormon Ever Is Sleeping With Twin Sisters + Their Cousin
Mitt Romney, move over — there’s a more pimp Mormon than you. Meet Joe Darger, the Salt Lake City resident who’s married twin sisters and their cousin. I think we can all agree that despite this guy’s poor taste in green shirts, Joe is living every man’s dream. On a similar note, you would have thought that at least one of them wo… Click to read more
69 Sexy #Thinspo Photos Instagram Does Not Want You to See
Can a gal ever be too thin? The folks at Instagram sure think so. The photo-sharing website recently declared that certain pics need to be banned for being “self-harming.” That’s a response to disturbing trends like “probulimia” and “proanorexia”–along with other thinspirational tags that encour… Click to read more
How To Let Her Know Exactly How Kinky You Are [HE SAID/SHE SAID]
I’ve been seeing a lot people reading 50 Shades of Grey on the subway lately — so much that I actually remembered the title of the book when I saw it on the news today. Apparently everyone is up in arms about the new version of ‘Mommy Porn’ because the book’s protagonist is about a guy who loves S&M. So what, doesn’t eve… Click to read more
This Is Why Your Girlfriend Is Acting Weird [+ 20 SEXIER COVERS]
It’s that special time of year when Cosmopolitan–the magazine for women who dared to be sexy in the ’70s–once again presents their idea of a Sex Issue. Your girlfriend might already be infected. Maybe she picked up a copy while visiting her grandmother, or maybe her gynecologist keeps renewing an ancient subscription out of habi… Click to read more
Coed Staff Survey: The Creepiest Things She’s Said After Sex
Sex is like pizza–even when it’s bad, it’s good. But what if you’ve chosen a bad place to eat your pizza? What if it’s over a toxic dump? That pizza/sex comparison still stands up. Now the COED staff has compiled their memorable post-coital moments when they realized they should have been more careful where they got their sli… Click to read more
Google Just Revolutionized the Adult Industry
Have you Googled yet today? If not, try to think of something you have to look up. Google has put together a fine stunt to celebrate the birthday of Gideon Sundback–who all men are indebted to as (kind of) the creator of the zipper. The main Google page is itself a big zipper that pulls down and opens to reveal a page full of Sundback internet searches. Meanw… Click to read more
This Candy Is Not As Sexy As Some People Think
This whole Mike & Ike thing seems to be getting out of hand. For those coming in late, Mike & Ike is a chewy and fruity candy that has more of a retro appeal. It hasn’t exactly been cutting-edge candy lately. So the marketing geniuses put together a promotion about Mike & Ike splitting up, with really hip kids talking about the big event on newf… Click to read more
What Do We Look For In A Woman [HE SAID/SHE SAID]
When it comes to women, everyone has their particular type. Some like ‘em big, some like ‘em small, some like ‘em rich and successful… you get the idea. Once you get past the necessary physical attraction you need to have, I’m way more of a big picture kind of guy. Like a lot of things in life, the small things are often just bonu… Click to read more
“W” Stands for “Wow, I’m Leaving My Boyfriend”
The self-pleasuring geniuses at Doc Johnson have released a new line of vibrators. They’re so excited that the sex-toy empire has given each gadget in their Wonderland selection its very own teaser trailer. Actually, there’s nothing teasing about any of this. Judging from the Doc Johnson videos, it seems this new line of auto-erotic gadgetr… Click to read more
Five Craigslist Ads That Would Make Great Adult Films
We’re usually on Craigslist looking for good deals in the Farm + Garden section. Sometimes we accidentally browse the Personals. Specifically, the “Missed Connections” section, because we like to feel good about ourselves by laughing at people desperately searching for love. That’s not why we look at the “Women 4 Women… Click to read more
Billy the Blind Kid in "Dumb and Dumber" 'MEMBA HIM?!
OMG, this should be illegal [Photos]
I think you have a perfectly shaped side bewb.
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If you like girls in bikinis
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Girls in the grass
Awkward celebrity yearbook photos (21 Photos)
This sexiness feels naughty…
