Painfully Funny Sunburns That Will Make Your Skin Crawl [37 PHOTOS]
With the weather improving and Memorial Day Weekend on its way, hoards of people will be shedding their clothes in an attempt to get some color. Problem is we forget to apply sun tan lotion before laying out. Why we forget after getting scorched by the sun repeatedly is a mystery. It’s sort of like heavy drinking – we know we’re gonna hurt the next day, but we do it anyway. As a friendly reminder to lather up with UV block, we’ve created a gallery of painfully funny sunburn photos that will make your skin crawl. And, if your stubborn ass still doesn’t think it needs sunscreen, check out a lighthearted PSA video starring Miss COED Heather Kent below the gallery after the jump!
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Testicles
BALLS! God’s cruel joke on man. Men are supposed to be tough, rugged, invincible! Then, He gives us this delicate, sensitive sack that can bring a man to tears and curl him into the fetal position on the ground when hit. Balls are often the butt of many jokes. They’re also life givers. Most guys use them as a measuring stick for how manly they are. Girls act like they grossed out by them, but they sure do love handling them (in private, they’re FASCINATED by the twig ‘n’ berries). But, how well do YOU know you own balls? Check out our list of 10 things you most likely didn’t know – or think about – after the jump!
Ask A Chick: Money Shot Manners, Ex-Sex Etiquette, Dirty Talk Tone, Women’s Pet Pee-ve
“Ask A Chick” is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. It’s no holds barred here, folks, she’s got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week’s edition of “Ask A Chick”, Charlsie addresses the right way to do a money shot, whether or not you should have sex with your ex, fine tuning your dirty talk, and the biggest pet peeve women have. See her answers after the jump!
7 Relationship Deal Breakers For Broads [Renata's Recommendations]
In this week’s edition of “Renata’s Recommendations”, our fearless female friend takes a look at the 7 deal breakers in relationships for women. Sometimes they’re things that you just can’t get past, no matter how hard you try. They can range from fundamental differences to superficial sticking points. Either way, they’re a solid reason to pack it up and call it a day – or they can stop a relationship before it even leaves the gate. So, whether you’re still at the starting line or 50 laps in, check out her most ironclad deal breakers after the jump.
100 Stupid-Hot Suicide Girl Photos
Just like how chicks love bad boys, us dudes have a place in our hearts (and our pants) for bad girls. We see a chick with a nose piercing and sleeve tattoo and we automatically think we have a shot at some kinda space age sex position with her at the wink of an eye. Damn adult entertainment! Anyway, there’s probably no hotter group of punk rock, emo, goth, and tattooed dames than the Suicide Girls. We used to feature one each night at 7pm but then people complained about missing dinner. Our bad. View another gallery to help you lose huge chunks of time after the jump!
The Craziest Video You’ll See Ever! [VIDEO]
Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.
How About a High-powered Hand Dryer to the Face? [28 PHOTOS]
According to Yahoo, March 16th is Lips Appreciation Day. An herbal product company called Wellcat Herbs claims responsibility for creating the holiday mostly as a promotional vehicle for their line of lip balms. If anyone needs some intensive oral care, it’s the people receiving blasts of hot air to the face from a hand-dryer in this photo gallery. Something tells me this isn’t the first time they’ve taken a blast to the face. ZING! See the pics after the jump!
Going Rogue at Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump with AXE Hair [124 PHOTOS]
On March 9th, I went to the taping of Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Instead of doing cookie cutter interviews I decided to go rogue and see what type of situations I could get into with an all-access VIP pass to the gold carpet, taping of the show and after-party all courtesy of AXE Hair. Good thing I had my camera because the night was a whirlwind of booze, comedy and celebrities. See the pics and videos after the jump!
WTF News Of The Day: Man Has 82 Tattoos of Julia Roberts, Golden Gate Bridge Jumper Survives, Bestseller Has 200 Blank Pages
Today’s WTF news items feature a dude who shows his affection / obsession for Julia Roberts through permanent ink, a teenage boy who jumped off the Golden Gate bridge “for kicks” (not shoes), and an Oxford University grad who “wrote” a bestselling book that has 200 blank pages. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
30 Expensive Things You Could Buy With The $12B Lost In Next Season’s NFL Lockout
With the NFL lockout now official, AdAge reports that an estimated $12 billion dollars could be lost, which would directly impact revenue streams from TV ads, sponsor activations, cancelled fantasy football leagues and websites, empty sports bars and out-of-work stadium personnel. $12 Bil’s a lot of bills. How much exactly? Well, we decided to crunch some numbers and figure out just what you could buy with that kinda dough. See the most expensive items on our list after the jump!
21 Badass Big Lebowski Tattoos [PHOTOS]
Cult classic “The Big Lebowski” released in theaters 13 years ago on March 6th. On that fateful weekend in 1998, The Dude finished 6th at the box office and only managed to rake in a total of about $17 million in revenue. Since then, the legacy has grown – spawning an annual festival called, “Lebowski Fest”, an online religion called, “Dudeism” aka “The Church of the Latter-Day Dude”, a shop in NYC’s Greenwich Village dedicated to collector items about the movie called, “The Little Lebowski”, and a Lebowski-themed bar in Germany (bunch of nihilists!). Fans of the movie are jas dedicated as they come. Need proof? The COED abides – just check out this photo gallery of badass Big Lebowski tattoos.
5 Things Men Do That You Didn’t Know Women Hate [RENATA'S RECOMMENDATIONS]
In this week’s edition of Renata’s Recommendations, our “woman on the inside” reveals some unexpected or surprising turn offs and pet peeves women have about certain things men do. See what made the list after the jump!
How To Make Your Boobs Look Bigger With Georgie Darby [11 PICS]
In the last few weeks we’ve been producing sexy “Hot To” stories, Page 3 Idol Winner Kelly Hall showed you How To Perfect The Hand Bra Pose and Melissa Debling showed us How To Win a Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Contest. Today we explore an age old trick girls use to make their boobs mysteriously double in size. Learning how to successfully push her boobs together will make foreplay more interesting and will add some spice to your motorboating experience. Helping us demonstrate is chestacular UK model Georgie Darby.
Which One Of These 16 Girls Is The “Alabama Fax Cam Girl”?
The Alabama Fax Cam Girl is straight blowing up on the internets. For any doodyheads who don’t know about the Alabama Fax Cam Girl story, read the full details here. We need your help identifying her! Give us the goods and we’ll reward you with a football signed by NFL Rookie of the Year finalist Sam Bradford courtesy of Axe Buzzed Look Cream + SPF 15. Read all the deets after the jump!
The Funniest, Most Embarrassing Medical Questions On The Internet
The internet has literally brought the world together in a way that has revolutionized how we live today. The anonymity the internet provides removes all shame from people asking their darkest questions in a public forum. This terrifying glimpse into the psyche of the masses shows there are a significant amount of folks who believe in the average internet-goer more than the family doctor. We present you with the most embarrassing medical questions asked on public forums.
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