Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert Nominated for WTF…Er, CMT Awards

CMT is like MTV if MTV showed music videos, but only country music videos that sound more like the Journey videos that MTV showed back in the ’80s. The CMT Music Awards are a real big deal, too. Nominees were announced today for the 2012 ceremony, and we’re proud to present the gals who are up for Female Video of the Year. Now you can enjoy what’… Click to read more

Animals That Look Like Taylor Swift [PHOTOS]

If you told me, “Hey, Taylor Swift looks like a wide variety of animals” I’d probably casually pepper spray you. The soon-to-be 22 year old singer who took home three awards at this year’s AMAs is super cute and most animals that won’t eat you are ALSO super cute but she’s statuesque and feminine and animals are furry critters with fangs and claws. Welp, turns out there are a TON of animals that look like the Grammy winner. Check ‘em out after the jump.

John Mayer’s Hottest Celebrity Hookups [PHOTOS, POLL]

October 16th was John Mayer’s birthday. While that little nugget of information likely goes in one eye and out the other, it should matter to you because (like Leo) this crooner has hooked up with some serious celebrity tail in his past. He’s said some douchey things and he’s made some ridiculous guitar faces but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s dated the Big 3: singers, models, actresses. Check out some of the more famous girls who have shown him their birthday suit then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.

6 Reasons Why Taylor Swift Sucks

Taylor Swift has a new album out–”Speak Now”–and nothing I say will stop its success. I realize that. I’m okay with it. But there’s no way in Hell I’m going to let you sheep follow her to iTunes or the record store and make that purchase without knowing in simple detail the six reasons why Taylor Swift sucks. Here goes:

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) : 20 – 11

#20 Lindsay Lohan
20,100,000
(click image to view Lindsay’s freaky S&M “Knife” photos)

#19 Jessica Simpson
20,900,000
(click image to view a Jessica NSFW nipple slip and her attempt of the “Alba Ass Pose”)

#18 Sarah Palin
21,000,000
(click image to view Palin’s turkey beheading video)

#17 Mariah Carey
22,200… Click to read more