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April 25th, 2012

This Is Why Your Girlfriend Is Acting Weird [+ 20 SEXIER COVERS]

It’s that special time of year when Cosmopolitan–the magazine for women who dared to be sexy in the ’70s–once again presents their idea of a Sex Issue. Your girlfriend might already be infected. Maybe she picked up a copy while visiting her grandmother, or maybe her gynecologist keeps renewing an ancient subscription out of habi… Click to read more

April 4th, 2012

Katy Perry in Your Face in 3D [VIDEO]

Hot on the heels of Titanic 3D comes Katy Perry’s bouncing breasts–and they’re coming right at you in the trailer for her 3D concert film Part of Me. See Katy fanning herself in front of flustered fans! See Katy posing prettily as a young Christian singer! See Katy being very sad even as we’re celebrating that her marriage is over! S… Click to read more

January 3rd, 2012

Sexy Celebrity Bikini Bonanza Blowout Blitzkrieg [75 PHOTOS]

It must really suck to be a celebrity. Splashing in the waves in Miami, sunbathing in Barbados, hanging out poolside in Hawaii, or crushing pina coladas on your yacht in Cabo San Lucas. What a joke, man. See if you can get as jealous as I am looking at this past week’s pics of Aida Yespica, Maria Menounos, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cameron Diaz, and Jessica Alba in their bikinis.

December 30th, 2011

Katy Perry’s Divorce Rings in the New Year [96 PHOTOS]

According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year’s Eve alone! That’s right, comedian-who’s-convinced himself-that-he’s-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who’s graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow’d is anyone’s guess, but we’re busy trying to figure out where she’s going to be at midnight tomorrow.

July 25th, 2011

Katy Perry Gets Smurf’d [12 PHOTOS]

The newly blonde Katy Perry made an appearance at the NYC premiere of The Smurfs movie over the weekend and what went down served as yet another testament to the power of her rack. When you got Smurfs trying to grab your goods, you know you’ve got something special. Either that or Smurfette, who Perry voices in the film, is a narcissist and was attempting to grab herself on Katy’s dress. Sofia Vergara was also in attendance, prompting many to suggest a “boob off” with Mrs. Russell Brand. Check out the pics and let us know who’s got better chesticles – Katy or Sofia in our poll after the jump.

June 30th, 2011

20 Babes We Want To See In Playboy

During our Hugh-mongous Hugh Weekend back in April, we posted Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities 2011 list and asked you who you thought was the sexiest. The top 3 vote getters? Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, and Olivia Wilde. None of the 3 have ever posed totally nude nor have they posed for Playboy. While Playmates are hot, nothing’s hotter than seeing a celebrity pictorial. Why? We don’t know. Maybe because it’s so rare? Maybe because it’s taboo? Maybe it’s the grand reveal? Whatever the reason, we decided to release our wish list of female celebs we’d like to see nude in Playboy. Check out our selections after the jump.

June 23rd, 2011

Behind The Scenes Of Katy Perry’s Rolling Stone Cover Shoot [VIDEO]

Cleavage Queen Katy Perry recently posed for the cover of RollingStone’s Summer Double Issue. COED favorite photographer Terry Richardson was the lucky man behind the lens and judging by the behind the scenes video, it was fairly tame by Terry’s standards. Mrs. Brand still looked pretty in pink and delicious in a Hershey’s kisses bra. She almost made a limp water hose hard. The “Enjoy God” Coca-Cola spoof shirt was a little much. We’re pro Satan here at COED. See the sexy vid after the jump.

June 18th, 2011

A Colossal Collection of Katy Perry Cleavage Photos [96 PICS]

Katy Perry, named the hottest woman in the world by Maxim Magazine, is having quite the year. Not only is Last Friday Night expected to be a huge summer hit, but so is her colossal cleavage. And if these boobalicious photos don’t prove that she’s the hottest babe around, then just consider the fact that she’s willing to sleep  (and marry)  Russell Brand — a man who brags that he slept with 80 women a month before settling down with her. Enjoy.

March 1st, 2011

10 Celebrity Girl-On-Girl Hook Ups We’d Like To See

With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

January 5th, 2011

57 Whipped Cream Bikinis for National Whipped Cream Day [Photos]

Today’s National Whipped Cream Day! While those without fake IDs previously used whipped cream to do whippets, nowadays you could probably stockpile an entire case of Whipped Lightning in your fridge without a hint of retribution from the RA or the ‘rents. How do you make Whipped Lightning, one of the greatest inventions ever, even better? Simple, use it to make a bikini on your friend with benefits! Ali Larter made the edible outfit famous in 1999′s Varsity Blues and Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody even sported one back when she was stripping. Then, Katy Perry / Katy Brand sported a whipped cream bra in her video for “California Gurls“. To celebrate we took Devo’s orders, knocked back some shots of Pinnacle’s Whipped Cream Vodka and whipped up this wicked good gallery of cuties in cream bikinis.

January 4th, 2011

2010: The Year in Celebrity Cleavage [296 Photos]

We think it’s safe to say Katy Perry / Katy Brand absolutely dominated the year in celebrity cleavage. Yes, Christina Hendricks got things off to a voluptuous start, Diora Baird threw her sweater kittens into the ring with this Twitpic, Rosie Jones showed off her heavy artillery, and Adriana Lima might have flaunted the most expensive cleavage, but in terms of consistently making headlines with her rack in 2010, the Teenage Dream Queen squashed the competition. As we dust off the cobwebs from New Year’s Eve, we take a look back at the very best in celebrity cleavage from the previous year. Who will dominate 2011?

December 16th, 2010

66 Women Who Wowed 2010

This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.

December 8th, 2010

Katy Perry Is Now Katy Brand [BREAKING NEWS]

MTV.com reports that Katy Perry will take her husband Russell Brand’s name. The breastest singer in the world made the announcement during a taping of Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show today. Do we smell a new show in the works – American Brandstand – in which large chested women show off their singing abilities? This news item gives a whole new meaning to Brand Marketing aka using cleavage to sell your product. Send your Katy Brand jokes to tips@teamcoed.com.

November 8th, 2010

Sexiest Party In History Tonight In NYC!!

If there was any doubt that Katy Perry is one of the hottest girls on Earth at the moment you obviously don’t read COED regularly enough. Tonight Katy is having a private launch event for he new Windows Phone 7 at Roseland Ballroom in NYC. Will this be the sexiest party in history? F&%k YES! We’re going to bust through the velvet ropes and be in attendance so make sure you follow our Facebook page for updates and pictures!

September 27th, 2010

The 15 Most Sexually-Suggestive Katy Perry Animated GIFS

Katy Perry is trending like crazy right now and for good reason. Last week, she made waves with her cleavage-y appearance on Sesame Street in which Elmo eye humped the be-jesus out of her jubblies then during a skit on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, she dons a super tight Elmo shirt and does THIS. The sex symbol can’t MOVE without someone somewhere editing it into a provocative animated gif and we’ve got them all. Prepare to lose the next few days of your life to staring at these mini-movies of monster mammaries.