Miss COED: Amanda Brown

This 23-year-old bodacious brunette hails from Ohio, the state that’s produced more Playboy Playmates and NASA astronauts than any other state. It’s also really, really boring. Cincinnati is a sh*thole, Columbus is only good if you’re an Ohio State student and Cleveland is only cool some of the time. And the rest of the state? Well, unless hanging out in parking lots and getting drunk in fields is what you call a good time, you’re not going to like it.