We pride ourselves here at COED for our ability to take any current event and make it sexy.  So with today’s release of Bruno on DVD, we racked our brains to find an angle that would make our readers proud. If you’ve seen the movie, you’d know that’s not an easy task, unless of course you find swinging d*ck sexy…  And since we don’t, we opted to go the Nyotaimori Party route.  Nyotaimori, a.k.a. body sushi was infamously portrayed in the Paula Abdul / Bruno interview. Fortunately for you, the girls in our post are hella hot and a helluva lot less hairy.  Without further adieu, we give you Naked Sushi Party Girls.

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Most of the time, when we’re talking about Jersey girls, we’re probably talking about the obnoxious bridge-and-tunnel bimbos that invade our city ever Thursday-Sunday morning. But not this time! No, this time we’re bringing in a whole new breed: hot girls wearing NFL jerseys! OK, so there’s a good chance the the majority of these girls are actually from New Jersey, but we’ll just let that one slide (for now).

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It’s not often you meet a girl that’s good at pool. Not that women are any less good at the sport, it’s just that pool halls are generally occupied by scragglers and shady fellows – no place for a proper lady. Which is why the girls that are good with a pool cue are just that much hotter. To celebrate these ball-banging super-stunners, here are a ton of hot chicks playing pool!

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Lady Gaga’s hit song, “Poker Face” has been making the rounds in the media world as of late. Cartman sang it on South Park. Even the ever-awesome Christopher Walken did a rendition. So we thought we’d jump on the bandwagon in the best way we know how: smokin’ hot poker chicks! We don’t mind if these lovely ladies play their cards close to their chest – as long as we get a peek!

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Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills?  Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are so sick it’s whack.  What else would you expect? It’s Halloween in Vegas…Baby! (more…)

A little while back, we noticed a ridiculously bodacious hottie on party photo blog, LastNightsParty.com, which features an absurd amount of super sexy hipster chicks, often drunk and more often naked. Fortunately for us all, the good men of TheChive.com tracked down this lovely looker, and it turns out “Jen Baby” is just a cool 22-year-old chick from L.A. Oh, did we mention she has one of the best bodies we’ve ever seen? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss this one.

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We’ve all heard the stereotype that Asian women only come in the small breast variety. But if the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that that is a complete misconception. In fact, some of the bustiest babes we’ve ever seen come from The East, specifically Japan, where amazingly bodacious “gravure idols” (e.g. glamour models) reign supreme. So to get you more familiar with these lovely “amasians,” here are the 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes.  (more…)

When it comes to Halloween, there’s no place better to throw a party than at the Playboy mansion. Of course, having hundreds of beautiful women who are willing to strip down to nearly nothing certainly helps. But even if that gives them a huge advantage, it’s not like we’re complaining. To show you what we’re talking about, here are a ton of photos of the mansion’s most recent costume-clad shindig: Halloween party at the Playboy mansion, 2009.  (more…)

We know, we know: summer ‘09 is over, fall is here and it’s time to hunker down for the brisk months ahead. Which means all the lovely cleavage has gone into hibernation until spring. But before you go and drink yourself to death from that thought, we wanted to remind you of one of the best parts of cooler weather – super sexy sweater kittens! See, Old Man Winter is a pervert, too!

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On Wednesday, Michelle Obama showed off her hula hooping skills during a ‘Healthy Kids Fair’ on the White House lawn, sparking newfound interest in the 3000-year-old sport. But here at COED, we’ve always known how amazingly hot this gyrating activity can be – especially when it’s being done by super smokin’ chicks in bikinis! Here are 10 Hot Girl Hula Hoop videos, just to show you what we’re talking about.  (more…)