Most people are not criminals. Sure, everybody breaks a law or two, here and there. But for the most part, we’re all a pretty law-abiding bunch. So when you’re not breaking the law, being treated like you are should piss you off. Here are the five most common ways people are treated like criminals, even when they’re not doing anything wrong whatsoever. (more…)

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune. (more…)

In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious. Posting pics of this was a big trend online two or three years ago, but that’s an eternity in Internet years, so we thought it was time for a comeback, revitalized with a massive compilation of the wickedest statue-touching we could find.

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New York City – home to every type of person you can imagine, all crammed on top of each other into an area 1/10th the size of Los Angeles. Because of this denseness and the swath of humanity living within its borders, from immigrants and working Joes to crackheads to the richest people on the planet, surviving in New York as an average person is hard. It’s hard to get around, hard to pay for rent – and hard to keep from going postal every 10 minutes because of some douchebag you run into on the way to work. So, as a follow-up to “How to Not Be a Douchebag Tourist in NYC,” here are a few things to remember when living in New York, to help keep the gears of this great city moving (and to keep someone from punching you in the face.) (more…)

With the French Open just a couple weeks past and Wimbledon coming up on June 22nd, there’s a whole lot’a tennis going on these days. And with that comes a lot of tennis talk. This year, the big topic is whether or not officials will begin penalizing female tennis players for grunting like wild beasts on the court at Wimbledon. Which got us thinking, could you tell the difference between a tennis grunt and porn grunt? The answer is: maybe. So we put together this little game to test your grunt guessing abilities. Just play the clip and pick between “Tennis Star” and “XXX Star”. Get the right answer and you’ll be rewarded with a pic of the vocal vixen. Good luck and happy guessing!

NOTE: Tennis sfx have been added to both choices to make the answer less obvious.

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)



(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

(click “Tennis Star” or “XXX Star”)

If you thought you were the only one in your family posting regrettable pictures on the Internet, then we have some terrible news for you: Your mom is doing it, too! Now, we know we might have gone a little over-the-top with this one, but after coming across hundreds of these pictures on Flickr, we couldn’t help ourselves. So just a little word of warning to our readers: This is not the normal, sexy content you’re used to here on COED. In fact, it’s downright gross. (Though I’m pretty sure a few of you sick bastards are pulling down the shades, right now.) (more…)

At first glance, these super hotties seem perfectly normal – in fact, they look a hell of a lot better than most people. But take a closer look and you realize they’re more like something from the Coney Island Freak Show than world-famous sex symbols. From Megan Fox’s nubby  toe thumbs to Carolina Kurkova’s cyborg belly, these five beauties put the “freak” in “Freakin’ hot!”

Check out Freakin’ Hot or Freakshow after the break!

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and whose were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

Before you were old enough to buy beer or have your own pot delivery guy, you probably did some pretty stupid-ass things to yourself in effort to add a little excitement to the unbearable reality of high school.  From smoking banana peels to toothpaste-laced cigarettes, your options were pretty much limited to whatever you could scrounge up around the house or under the kitchen sink.  And despite the fact that abusing these products can land you behind bars in most states, you gave ‘em a try.  Here are 7 such household products that got you high, but you probably shouldn’t have tried. (more…)