The 7 Most Horrific Horse Racing Wrecks [Video]

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 100-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs this Saturday at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.

5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

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The Top 8 Midgets and Mascots Videos

In anticipation for the world premiere of Midgets vs Mascots at Tribeca Film Festival we’ve compiled The Internet’s Top 8 Midgets and Mascots Videos because nothing says fun like mascots failing on the field and midgets duking it out on Jerry Springer.

The 6 Defining Moments that KO’d Mike Tyson’s Career

With the responses we received from “The 11 Most Painfully-Awesome Mike Tyson ‘Punch-outs,’” we pondered how things might have worked out differently if Iron Mike had altered some of his choices. Don’t get me wrong, in the realm of making wrong choices throughout your entire lifetime, Iron Mike is the king.

Party Pics of Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools – 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official – Playboy has released their list of the top 25 best party schools of 2009. And we have to say, this year, they’ve definitely outdone themselves with some of the most party-licious, skin-tastic school in the country making their Top 10. But instead of making you just take our word for it, we’ve compiled party pictures…

The 4 Worst LOL Cats Knockoffs

Okay, those who created the website LOL Cats have made buckets full of money with their utterly simply formula: stupid pictures of cats with captions that sound like they were written by someone who wears a hockey helmet and rides the special bus…

Top 10 Things From Your 20′s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40

Don’t get me wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a dumbass.

The 5 Creepiest Animal Sex Toys

It’s no secret – when it comes to sex in the animal kingdom, people take the cake for kinkiest, most f**ked-up creatures of the whole bunch. In fact, we’re so messed up, we can’t even stick to having sex with the same species, some of the time. Not only that, but sometimes we even have sex with fake animals…

Top 5 Most Offensive Anti-Smoking Commercials That Should Be Banned From TV

Everybody knows, smoking kills. From Truth’s “hip” viral marketing campaigns to your Aunt Debby’s constant hacking, the fact that tobacco use kills more than 5 million people per year and is the cause of six of the world’s eight leading causes of death shouldn’t surprise anyone. And yet people keep smoking…

Top 5 Toughest Presidents

Being the leader of the free world is a tough job. You have to have a set of stones if you’re going to let the world know who’s boss. However, some Presidents are more physically imposing then others and would have no problem showing the opposition who’s boss. Here are the top five President’s that, if Politics were the UFC,would stomp Hugo Chavez’s ass.

The 7 Lamest Mythical Creatures of All-Time

From the dawn of time, Man has gazed upon the almost unending diversity of creatures in earth’s forests, oceans and hillsides and triumphantly proclaimed – “NOT GOOD ENOUGH!” That’s right, not content with the pitiful efforts of Mother Nature (naked mole rat!?!), we’ve taken it upon ourselves to fabricate hundreds of mythical creatures over the centuries.

The 5 Craziest Conspiracy Theory Nutjobs

The Web is haven for conspiracy theory nutjobs. Their duty is to expose government cover-ups and plots that the general public doesn’t know about. According to their loyal followers, they are ones who speak THE TRUTH! So who are the biggest conspiracy theory nutjobs on the web? Here are the five most paranoid and popular…

4 Sure-Fire Ways to End Up on the Terrorist Watch List

As the days of “fear” and “terror” being the only sellable news stories increase, we have all heard stories of people named “Johnson” and “Smith” at the top of the terrorist watch list. No matter how many 60 Minutes specials or Dateline exclusives, I can’t help but wonder how in the hell it happens.

Top 5 Celebrity Animal Maulings

If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not – because f**king around with dangerous wild animals is unnatural and retarded. To prove our point, here are the Top 5 Animal Maulings.