January 26th, 2012

America’s Top 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations

Spring Break is a rite of passage as American as drinking keg beer from a red solo cup. The experience is all about how completely off the charts you can get – how many girls you can hook up with, how many beers you can funnel, how many shots you can rip, and how many f*cked up stories you come away with. The easiest way to do that? Get TRASHY! Abandon all your sta… Click to read more

January 25th, 2012

15 Team Names The NEW Houston Astros Should Consider

Yesterday, Complex reported (via ESPN) that new Houston Astros owner Jim Crane is considering changing the name of the franchise as well as its uniforms when the team moves from the National League to the American League. Yahoo Sports has already given us their list of possible team names, all of which with the exception of 1 can be taken seriously. Our list is… Click to read more

January 25th, 2012

What Your Sex Dream Says About You

Sex dreams might be the most bittersweet occurrences in a dude’s life. On the positive side, you can hook up with Amber Heard AND Kate Upton at the same time! On the down side, you wake up with man goo all over you. Double down side – you’re not in your bed. Triple down side – you’re in class. Sometimes, though, your erotic sleep-t… Click to read more

January 23rd, 2012

15 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [JANUARY 23-29]

Yeah, so I’m kinda pissed I didn’t list Red Bull’s Crashed Ice or the East West Shrine Game as two of the reasons last week wouldn’t suck. Archer was hilarious as usual, but Unsupervised kinda left me hanging. I liked the one kid’s Philly accent but it felt like a poor man’s Beavis and Butt-head. The Championship Games l… Click to read more

January 23rd, 2012

6 Hot Cars For A Hot 2012

Well, 2012 is upon us and that means a whole lot of hot new cars. (Don’t worry. the wonderful and awesome staff at COED will make sure to bring you plenty of hot girls in 2012 too!) What do I mean by “hot cars?” Well generally anything fast, slick, looks amazing, and stirs the soul. All these cars and supercars fit that description. Most of these cars you will… Click to read more

January 22nd, 2012

What Your Hat Says About You

A hat is a very serious style choice to make as a guy. It sets a certain tone about you because people see the hat before anything. In one way it’s almost like a first impression. Before somebody talks to you, they have already decided what kind of person you are just by what is on your head. Which one should you choose? Yes, this might be a stressful decision a… Click to read more

January 20th, 2012

Ron Jeremy’s Mustache Ride Gives Old Blue Some Pink Passion [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Today marks the 60th consecutive week that COED’s “Drinks of the Week” has been a featuring new and exciting spirits and mixed drinks for you our loyal booze hounds! To celebrate we’ll do what we do best and introduce you to three totally unique spirits including: Ron de Jeremy Spiced Rum, Pisco Porton, and a White Whiskey from Few S… Click to read more

January 19th, 2012

How To Turn A Tame Text Into A Scandalous Sext

Sometimes when you’re texting a hot chick you’re into (or already hooking up with) there comes that moment when things might be getting a little boring and you want to turn up the heat. If you want to learn how to turn small talk texts into next level sexts – you need to understand what she wants. Not only will it add another fun dimension to your phon… Click to read more

January 19th, 2012

15 Movies To Keep an Eye On at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival

The 2012 Sundance Film Festival kicks off today (1/19) and runs through January 29th. Last year’s fest had more than 700 sponsors (talk about some serious NASCAR type branding), 1,500+ volunteers, and attendance that was estimated to be in the 60k range. Notable flicks included Another Earth, Cedar Rapids, My Idiot Brother, Red State, Hobo With A Sh… Click to read more

January 18th, 2012

23 Slang Terms For Weed, Sorting The Sticks From The Stems

Every pothead worth his or her weight in ganja has their own particular words or phrases to describe marijuana and it’s related activities. Some of them can be seedy or downright retarded, while others can actually be worthwhile to sprinkle into your vocabulary. To be fair, there are a lot of different variations of the word ‘marijuana’… Click to read more

January 17th, 2012

10 Adult Film Actresses Who Went From The Cornfield to the Pornfield

I can understand why Bucky Larson wanted to leave his small town – they’re boring as hell. It seems like there’s nothing to do but go cow tipping, tidying up chicken coops and cleaning up pig pens. Oh yeah, there’s one other thing to do: f%cking! With Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star releasing on DVD, we decided to come up with this list of some sm… Click to read more

January 17th, 2012

5 Reasons Why Jorge Posada is a Hall of Famer

Jorge Posada’s retirement probably came one year too late. Along with the announcement came the debates over whether he is Hall of Fame worthy. The prevailing thought seems to be that he was a solid player who consistently put up decent offensive numbers, but he’s not quite good enough to belong. The thinking behind it is, while 275 career h… Click to read more

January 17th, 2012

21 Best Bars To Hit Up When You Hit 21

My 21st birthday sucked on a massively epic level. Shots in a frat brother’s room while wearing pajamas, watching either They Live or Wall Street then running around the house like I just won the World Series of Super Bowls only to have my brothers force feed me booze to make me puke, which I did, all over the girl I was trying to bone. These things never end w… Click to read more

January 16th, 2012

10 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [January 16th - 22nd]

Now that the college football season is over and people are still recovering from MLK Weekend, we begin to enter the most brutal section of winter. The bitter cold combined with the longest stretch without any holidays has most people feeling blue, but we’ve got plenty on the cal to get pumped about. There are new movies, DVDs, albums, concerts, marque… Click to read more

January 13th, 2012

Flippin’ the Bird Leads to New England Black Attack [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The weekend is almost here… It’s so close you can almost taste it! Thankfully COED’s got your back and we’re ready to quench your thirst with a brand new installment of Drinks of the Week. Join us as we sip, mix, and slurp our way through three unique spirits, including: The Black Grouse, Cabin Fever Maple Whisky, and Blackmaker Root… Click to read more