Part of being a good leader is not taking any sh*t from anybody. You stand your ground, whip the pansies into shape, and get the job done, g*ddamnit! But the flip-side of that mentality is that you’re kind of an asshole. So it goes without saying that pretty much every head coach is a douche, at least a little. But these five winners take the D-bag thing to a whole new level.  (more…)

These days, everyone is trying to save as much money as possible for fear of everything going to sh*t (again). And while we’re all for getting a good deal, there are some things you shouldn’t buy if you can only afford to go with the bottom of the barrel. Not that you should pay more for something when you could pay less, but that going with the cheapest option is worse than doing nothing at all. Here are 7 Things You Should Never Go Cheap On.  (more…)

It seems that with every year more and more people are starting to look like Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O’Donnell and the free market is quickly adapting to meet the needs of the new, super heavy weight American.  Here are five signs that the United States is just getting too fat. (more…)

With the New York Comedy Festival kicking off November 4th in New York City, Dane Cook has been making the morning show rounds promoting the festival and his gig at Madison Square Garden. We’re certainly big fans of the NYCF, but we can’t seem to wrap our brains around Dane Cook’s inclusion in an otherwise stellar lineup.  I mean he was voted #1 in our 10 Most Unfunny Comedians of All-Time.  Maybe it would make more sense if he were playing the New York Biggest-Jackass-Orator Festival? Just saying.

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After seeing Derek Jeter with his arm around the First Lady last night, it reminded us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. He’s currently hooked up with “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly. But that’s only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.

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Just after super hot girls in slutty costumes, people getting the crap scared out of them comes in a close second on the list of why Halloween is freakin’ awesome. So to get you in the mood for pulling heart-attack-inducing pranks on your friends and family, here are the 20 Most Hilarious Scare Videos. Believe us, by the time you’re done with this post, you’ll be hiding in a trash can, hoping you’re not about to get punched in the face. Enjoy!  (more…)

Over the past 50 years, corporations in America have become constantly more saturated into the fabric of American Life. And we as a people seemed to have embraced this smother wholeheartedly. Unfortunately, some companies aren’t looking out for the good of their countrymen. In a country going to hell in a handbasket, there are five corporations that are trying to make the transition as quick and as painful as possible.  (more…)

So there’s this girl who you think is neat and you want to go steady with her but don’t know if she likes you back. Most guys understand the signs that she likes you (i.e. she rips all your clothes off and jumps on you, she hasn’t Tasered you yet), but many guys don’t understand the signs that she isn’t into you. We’re here to help…  (more…)

Google “sex moves” and you might find a couple articles from chick mags like Cosmo or Redbook about how to please your man with positions like (GASP!) doggy style or (DOUBLE GASP!) reverse cowgirl. Extend your search a little further and you might find a couple articles on more advanced and complicated positions from the book of love – the Kama Sutra.

Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find the most debaucherous, awful-sounding sex moves that I hope no one ever tries sober. You’ve probably heard of the “Dirty Sanchez,” “Rusty Trombone,” or “Cincinnati Bowtie,” but those are just the collective tip of the iceberg… which I’m sure is a sex move waiting to happen.

Below is a small sampling of some hideously sinister sex terms you’ll come across in your cyber travels:  (more…)

The Internet is literally filled with jackasses. Their misfortunes and apparent retardation are a large part of what keeps people coming back. So to narrow it down to only 15 might be a bit audacious. But that doesn’t mean we can’t try. Here are the 15 people we here at COED think, for one reason or another, deserve a spot in the history books under “Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-time.” Enjoy.

NOTE: We did not include anyone who makes their living being a jackass on the Internet. Only amateurs allowed. (more…)