Folks in Cypress, Texas have known about the freakish athleticism of  Sam McGuffie since 2004.  But thanks to archival high school video footage and this thing called YouTube, four years later, Michigan bound, McGuffie is on the fast track to becoming a household name. 

This video, aptly titled “The Hurdle” is the end all to the old adage White Men Can’t Jump. And if you are still unconvinced, check out the “McGuffie Mixtape” here.

Here’s another gem from Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! – With the G.F. Spooner, you can finally spoon your girlfriend AND be cool with your bros… just ask John Mayer.

If they’d only show you how to get the tough stains out of the suit…

This insanely awesome clip is from season 3 of Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job. And although the first two episodes are compiled of totally re-hashed clips originally shown on ‘Tim & Eric’s Not So Awesome Tour – Total Fail! ‘ – it’s still, hands down, the Absolut Greatest Show in the History of Television!!!

We all know Megan Fox is hot–hell, she’s the hottest chick we’ve ever laid eyes on. So instead of making you search the Internet endlessly for pictures of this badass brunette beauty, we’ve compiled the Complete Megan Fox Web-Gallery Index, which includes every single Megan Fox photo gallery on the Internet (excluding duplicates). Sure, we could have missed some–we’re only human, you know. (If so, tell us in the comments and we’ll throw it up.)

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Fastest Beer Bonger in History [Busted Coverage]

Eli Manning “Franchise” Quarterback? [ESPN]

Brad Penny’s girlfriend [Bastardly]

Kim Kardashian’s Topless And In A Bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

Danielle Lloyd in Sweet Stripper Heels [Grumpiest]

Photo Gallery: Athletes crying [SI's Extra Mustard]

Heath’s Family Found Out From the Media [Just Jared]

Pick up the sexy bartender with “Tailtending” [Double Viking]

Mariah Carey, Topless [Egotastic]

Life on Mars? Amazing photos [Daily Mail]

Mark Cuban loves blondes [Epic Carnival]

Peyote Suicide
Age 19
Location Arizona

Cool:
whiskey, tracy, art, travel, baking,
harsh honesty.

Not Cool:
Stupid broads, the word ‘uber’, debt,
being stuck in one place for too long,
video games, materialism, mental
breakdowns.

Makes her happy:
When things go according to plan,
people watching, road trips, east
coast cities, good greek salads,
the occasional stogie on the back
porch under the big desert night
sky, nostalgic songs.

Makes her sad:
When people do not follow out their
dreams, no matter how big or
‘unrealistic’, 90% of Californians

Fave Bands:
Tom Waits, Smashing Pumpkins
Shins, MeWithoutYou, Sigur Ros

Fave Films:
The Dreamers, Igby Goes Down
The Virgin Suicides, Tarantino Films

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Is It Christmas?

This is the Christmas version of the Rick Roll and is good for 364 days of the year. The URL begs the question and the site answers it with a big N-O!

It’s like April Fools for Christmas.

Track Santa as he makes his deliveries all over the world! Google Maps will refresh Santa’s position every 5 minutes.

I’m gonna spill the beans: Santa doesn’t exist. Sorry to break your hearts. With that said, this site is perfect for those of us with young siblings. They will get a kick out of NORAD Santa Tracker. Stop being so smug and loosen up a little!

The prestigious summer internship. Or just any internship at all. Nowadays, it’s basically necessary to gain some sort of “professional” experience during your college years in order to make yourself a viable candidate for a job post-graduation.

Having lived in NYC the past two summers and spent my days happily as a lowly intern, I know what it’s like to be unpaid, exhausted, and basically melting in a non-air conditioned housing situation. But, I have noticed one recent trend lately that I think could be really damaging for an intern’s future. And that is “complaint blogging” or posting your misery all over the internet. Employers do notice these things and it really can come back to bite your ass in the future. (more…)