Bill Gates is almost broke! So let’s all enjoy a Mexican immigration video!!!

Because Bill Gates is now the 2nd richest man in the world and had his title taken by a Mexican this hilarious “Onion” video seems very prudent.
http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swfImmigration: The Human Cost… Click to read more

CO-ED “Dorm Room News” July 4, 2007 : New “Rambo” Trailer, Bill Gates No Longer World’s Richest Man and more…

New “John Rambo” (2008) Trailer

Bill Gates no longer world’s richest man!

Overtaken by Mexican tycoon Carlos Slim whose fortune is now at an estimated $67.8bn ( £33.6bn) – equivalent to 8% of Mexico’s gross domestic product – compared with $59.2bn for the Microsoft mogul, putting him in the lead by a decisive $8.6bn… Click to read more

Happy 4th of July – Every wonder what a firework factory explosion looks like? Watch the vid.

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Top Seven Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

Good morning errrbody! Saw this list of horrendous analogies while I was surfin’ the intra-net and knew I needed to pick the best ones and make a top 10 list. Too bad there were only 7. So here is the first top 7 list you’ve ever read.
#7 From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vaca… Click to read more

CO-ED’s Lame Superstar Series: : Hotdog Eating Champ “Kobayashi” – The Ultimate 4th of July Superstar

Born: March 15, 1978 in Nagano, Japan
Nickname: The Tsunami
Bio: Japanese competitive eater and a member of the International Federation of Competitive Eating. Kobayashi is the current champion of the Nathan’s Famous hot dog-eating competition. He held the world record for hot dog eating for nearly six years, and holds several other eating record… Click to read more

In News: Crazy Long Islander Attacks “Vampire” Peacock at Burger King

In New York a man attacked and beat a peacock to death at a restaurant parking lot, which he thought was a vampire. The man grabbed the birds neck, throwing it to the ground, then proceeded to stomp and kick the animal to death.
The authorities were contacted, but the maan fled when he saw them. A local peacock raiser told reporters that he had given peacocks to a re… Click to read more

NYC Apple Store: iPhone Watch; Update: Friday 10AM

Gadget lovers who just have to be the first to buy the highly anticipated iPhone have been camped outside the Apple store on New York’s Fifth Ave. all night.

Our official iPhone correspondent has texted in to give an update on the frenzied situation at the flagship Apple Store in New York City:
“The Apple store is pandemonium right now. There is a line spann… Click to read more

Hiding your Face from Facebook

When I got accepted to NYU back in 2004, and gained access to my NYU e-mail account for the first time in 2005, I was psyched. No, it wasn’t the “nyu.eduâ€? after my initials; it was that with the address I finally had gained a coveted key – access to the collegiate realm of TheFaceBook.com.
Today however, Facebook has dropped the “theâ€? and with it… Click to read more

Space Station Retrospection…

Was this f’ing thing made as an 8th grade science project?
I mean, dude, over $100 Billion spent world-wide on this thing and 1 game of mine sweeper throws the whole thing off – WTF?! I can do 3 word docs, YouTube, a DVD, IM, Photoshop and a little CounterStrike, and these Rocket Scientists (literally) can’t keep that bad boy running…uhhhhh…okkkkkkkk.
Just say… Click to read more

Would You Bang Pink?

Would You Bang Pink?… Click to read more

Looking to the Futures

The New York Mercantile Exchange/CO-ED Commodities Challenge’ invites four Texas universities to fight for big prize money and internships in a mock-trading competition that mirrors the high-stakes dynamics of trading commodities futures contracts.
Right about now, outside the windows of your 10:00 a.m. Management Training and Career Devel… Click to read more